Disclaimer: Unlike the last chapter, all characters in this one belong to Ze Mad Hatter. Oh dear.
Enjoy her insanity.
There used to be an empty world, a world that was plain and….Boring. There were no people living there.
This…This was until humans created breakfast cereal.
Anywho, after a while, the cheerio business was quite important. (I mean, breakfast is the most important meal!) But then a certain type of cereal became angry at they way they were treated. They were called,
"OUT OF THIS WORLD-O'S"
Then they went on strike (I mean, chocolate flavored milk, and fruit cereal? That's just plain cruel!). Whenever someone tried to eat them, they would scream out in pain. After a while, the company of that kind of "O's" went out on business.
The "O's" were shunned by the rest of their world. Until, of course, the god of…….um…….well, he's known as the god of breakfast took pity on them, for he knew how their company had been using their pain for its own profit. You know Rice Krispies? That's them. The "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" are their screams of pain. Yes, yes, I'll get on with it! Anyway, the god brought them to this small, boring world, and poured milk in the lakes and planted spoons. But the milk is stayed away from, as you can guess, because of the whole….soggy problem.
This….This was how cereal world came to be.
Hope you enjoyed this….thrilling history of Cereal World. The next actual chapter will come out soon, but unfortunately, it might be a while, 'cause the Beckster is busy and will be for about the next week. Still, we should have it written fairly soon.
Hopefully.
Sable out.