Bored! - Chapter 3

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Appearing out of nowhere, Voldemort smirked evilly at Harry's shocked expression before turning to his death eaters, "Seeing as we have an honored guest this evening, I believe I shall bestow upon him the honor of saying grace."

All the death eaters turned to stare expectantly at Harry.

Harry hummed to himself for a moment, not exactly sure what to do, he finally bowed his head and started to say grace, "Thank you Lord for this wonderful meal," here Harry shoves a piece of food into his mouth, "Please bless those who have come to partake in this meal," Harry again shoves a piece of food into his mouth, "and those of us who have already eaten." Harry's eyes water and he starts to choke, "some of this delicious coughcough meal." Harry suddenly pushes his plate away from him.

"Oh god! What is this crap? Who the hell made this, it's disgusting!"

Realizing that he had just insulted the Dark Lord Harry quick finish the prayer In hopes of redeeming himself.

"And to quote the great Duo Maxwell 'Through the lips and over the gums lookout stomach here it comes'"

This was meet with a really long silence and lots of staring.

Harry sat looking as innocent as possible, the Dark Lord recovered first COUGH , "well that was interesting," he mumbled. A little louder he said, "Let us eat."

As everyone dug into the most delicious meal Harry looked around the table trying to memorize who was there and where they sat. Harry noted that Snaple was sitting behind him glaring and not eating, Harry guessed that he was under some kind of punishment. To his right at the head of the table was Vodlie-moldy. Next came Luci, Cici, then Dragon boy. After, the Malfoys came Bellatrix Black, Nox and his family, Blaze Zambani and his family, then a bunch of people that he did not know. To his left were Crabb and Goyle and their families.

Unfortunately, Harry's A.D.D. kicked in right about then and he looked up at the Ceiling.

422 seconds later . . .

Harry, casting furtive glances left and right, carefully slid his left hand onto the table. Using his pointer finger he inched his hand closer and closer to his prey. When he was about half way there he let his hand go flat, Cici was watching him. Harry glared at her.

Narcissus raised an elegant eyebrow at the young boy's antics, there is something seriously wrong with that child. She thought before returning to her meal.

When she looked away Harry stood his hand up on two fingers and he walked his hand the rest of the way to his prey, all the while glaring at Narcissus. He quickly pulled the bowl of blueberries over to him. Carefully, pawed through them looking for a berry that met his standards. Once found Harry gently pick it up and examined it. Yes, this one will do perfectly.

663 seconds later . . .

One Draco Malfoy Twitched.

For the past seven minutes he had been bombarded by blueberries launched by his arch rival.

Who was grinning like a loon at the moment.

Sighing Draco dodged another berry as he tried to finish eating, unfortunately Harry had other ideas.

This is soooo not working . . . How about . . . Yes this will do perfectly.

Harry smirked as he pulled out Snape's wand and transfigured the last blueberry into a snake.

The snake uncurled itself and flicked its tongue at Harry.

/Are you my mommy?/

Harry blinked.

Then blinked again.

He blinked once more, this time a little more slowly than the previous two blinks.

/I love you mommy./

/Sure, I can go with that?/

420 seconds later . . .

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

Everyone watched Pansy Parkinson jump up and down. Then, spin around a few times before suddenly fainting.

As she hit the ground Harry started to laugh uncontrollably.

All those in the room were now staring at Harry, noone noticed the little blue, bluebarry sized snake slither out from underneath the fainted girl's skirt and disappear under the table.

57 seconds later . . .

"Aaaahhh, get it off! Get it off!"

Another, young girl leaped from her seat and ran around in circles before slaming into a wall and knocking herself out.

This time everyone watched as the former blueberry slithered out from beneath the young girl's clothing and head back under the table.

Draco looked at Millicent then glanced at Pansy, did a double take and stared at her.

Pansy Parkinson was turning into a blueberry.

Draco tore his eyes away to check on the other girl.

She was also turning into a blueberry.

Unfortunately, for the girls, he was the only one to notice. Everyone else was trying, unsuccessfully, to capture and/or kill the little blue snake.

Harry had fallen out of his chair, not really he had dived off of it and under the table all the while calling his blueberry to him. He didn't want his baby to accidently get squashed.

240 seconds later . . .

Harry sat rocking his baby blueberry.

/It's going to be alright baby no need to get upset/ he cooed at the blueberry.

Voldemort, glared at his heir. I may need to find a mind healer He thought as he handed Snape his stolen wand.

Draco smirked as he looked at the two blueberries he had saved, Two life-debts not bad. Maybe I don't have to marry Pansy after all, I can tell her to go get knocked up by on of those mudbloods. Then have Millicent help cover up my involvement and use as a witness that the child isn't mine. I'll have to thank Potter for this.

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Sorry it took so long to up date. Well actually I had it typed up along time ago, but forgot to post it.

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