A/N: Okay, so like for those of you that want to know i made Inuyasha a human in this story. I don't know why i did but now you know that i did! Yay! Read on. Please.

-Kittie ♥

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. KAGOME DOES! Acctually it's Rumiko. She owns them all...

Chapter Two: Dumping: 2 ways

Kagome sighed. Her friends had picked Knocked Up. She had already seen it, but she couldn't resist her friends when they begged. Especially Sango. She begged good, and speaking of Sango, she squealed next to her.

"Omigawsh!" she yelled, causing people to look over at her. "It's a preview for INUYASHA HITOSORI'S NEW MOVIE, THE NEW LIFE!! OMG!" she screamed, fanning herself. Kagome's other friends joined in when the black haired actor showed up on screen. Other girl's shrieks joined them all over the theater.

Kagome sighed again. What was the big deal about him? He was cute, but his movies were all the same and a seemed like a big jerk that was stuck on himself. But she was one to talk. She was going to the premier for The New Life, tonight.

"Come on, Kagome!" Sango said. "What's with you and NOT screaming for, what, only THE HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH?"

"Sango…" warned Kagome.

Sango quickly shut her mouth.

The door to the theater opened, light flooded in, and what do you know, Inuyasha Hitosori, and his two-year girlfriend, Kikyo Yakima walked in.

Almost at once all the girls in the theater started screaming louder and uncontrollably.

"Calm down, lady's! There's only one of me and, like, 600 of you," Inuyasha said in his amazing voice.

The girls just swooned. Kikyo grabbed Inuyasha and dragged him out of the crowd.

Kagome looked on with scorn. She watched Inuyasha make his way down the isle.

"OH MY GOSH!" Sango, Yuri and Eri whispered loudly. "He's heading this way!"

Inuyasha looked down the isle, and saw the most beautiful girl ever staring at him, eyes narrowed. The girls around her where swooning like the rest of his huge fan club. But the pretty girl just stared at him with her squinty eyes. Inuyasha's eyes widened with excitement as he saw two open seats next to her, and he doubled his speed down the row.

"He really IS coming over here!!" Eri squeaked, and he was.

Inuyasha thought that, well since he didn't want to see this movie in the first place, he could just stare at her the whole time, and he would thank Kikyo forever picking this movie. It was fate that there just so happened to be two empty seats next to that girl and that Kikyo wanted to see this movie in this day right when she wanted to see it. Or that's what he thought. Which, mind you, is a very rare occurrence, Inuyasha thinking.

Kagome glanced at the tow seats next to her and groaned. Please, NO! she thought. But it happened anyway and he sat down next to her.

Hmmmmmmm, she really does seem familiar… Inuyasha thought again (A/N: WOW he must have been feeling very special that day to have been thinking so much). Hmm. KAGOME! That's it! She's Kagome Hagurashi, that incredibly hott actress. "Hi!" he said to her brightly. "I'm-"

"Inuyasha Hitosori, bad actor who's stuck one himself. Pleased to meet you. I'm Kagome Hagurashi."

"Do you really think I'm a bad actor?" Inuyasha said, hurt.

"You're not a bad actor!! You're the best!" Kikyo screeched.

"I wasn't asking you." Inuyasha snapped. Kagome remained silent.

Kagome stormed out of the Movie Theater, Sango, Eri, and Yuri close behind.

"So, what exactly happened, Kagome?" Yuki asked.

"You don't want to know," Kagome answered.

"Did you think it was a good movie?" Sango asked.

"I wasn't watching. I was too busy telling him to shut up," Kagome huffed.

"You talked to him?! Did you get his autograph?" Eri asked, excited.

"WHY WOULD I GET HIS FREAKIN' AUTOGRAPH?????" Kagome yelled. She stopped walking and flipped around. She looked evil and scary.

"Uh…you would get it…for us?" Yuri whispered in a tiny voice.

Kagome's eyes narrowed. She whipped back around and thundered off.

Inuyasha sat staring at the door that Kagome just burst out of.

"Um, Inu-baby, the movies over. We can go mow." Kikyo said, uncertainly. But Inuyasha wasn't listening.

FLASHBACK

"So do you like this movie?" Inuyasha asked, hopefully.

"Shut up," Kagome answered.

"Have you seen it before?"

"Shut up. Please."

"Do you like popcorn?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yes, I do. Now please shut up." Kagome growled.

"Okay!" Inuyasha got up and left the theater.

"Inu?" Kikyo asked, pitifully following him out.

"Finally! They left!" Kagome said and she settled back to watch the movie, in peace and quiet.

A couple minutes later the door to the theater creaked open again and Inuyasha walked in. Kikyo followed rather closely clinging to his arm. They made their way over to their seats.

"Uh, hey, Kags, they're coming back." Sango whispered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kagome squeaked, dragging her hands down her face as Inuyasha sat down.

"Here's your popcorn." He said, handing her a big tub.

"I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY!" Kagome whispered very loudly.

"WHAT ABOUT MINE INUUUUUU?" Kikyo whined.

"Aw, shut it, Kikyo. So, Kagome, do you like cake?"

"I do," Kikyo answered.

"I don't," Kagome said.

"So what do you like?" Inuyasha asked eager to please.

"Well, hmm, let's see. I don't like you."

"I like you!" Kikyo said.

"Do you want a drink?" Inuyasha asked, ignoring Kikyo.

"NO."

"How about-"

"NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! SHUT UP!" Kagome shrieked causing everyone to look up. "STOP ASKING ME RETARDED QUESTIONS! AND GO AWAY!" With that Kagome took the whole tub of untouched popcorn, Inuyasha gave her, and dumped it all over his head.

END FLASHBACK

She loves me! thought Inuyasha, standing up. Loads of popcorn fell off his lad. She's in denial. She totally digs me.

"Come on!" Kikyo said tugging at his arm. "We've got lunch to go to!"

"Uhhh…Kikyo, baby, I love you and all, but I'm going to have to let you go. Forever," Inuyasha said yanking his arm from her grasp.

"WHAT?!?! YOU'RE LEAVEING ME?? I BET IT'S FOR THAT-THAT WHORE! THE GIRL THAT DUMPED POPCORN ALL OVER YOU! UHG! I HATE YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE LEAVING ME!! AFTER ALL WE'VE SHARED! YOU JUST CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!" screamed Kikyo taking the news exactly the same way Inuyasha thought she would.

She shrieked again and stormed out.

Good-bye. And good-RIDDANCE! Inuyasha thought.

A/N: DA DA DA! The end of chapter one. I mean chapter two. Hee hee i love the popcorn part. I don't know why i wrote this. Mostly i guess because i felt like writing a light summer thing. So please REVIEW!

-Kittie ♥