Disclaimer: Me no own the little half demon and friends! I just teliported (idk how to spell) them all to the future! Yay!

A/N: SO here's Chapter 3 i told Yashia-And-Kags-Forever i'd get it up! now! read please! and review! please.


Chapter Three: Premier Madness

"And Inuyasha Hitosori has arrived. The star of The New Life, is HERE!"

Inuyasha stepped out of the limo and the screams of a lot of women, and…a few guys (CREEPY!) meet his ears. He smiled and waved, just like he was trained to do.

"Inuyasha, can you sign my arm??" a frantic girl shrieked throwing her arm out and almost hitting him in the face.

"Feh. Sure." He grabbed her flailing arm, and she screamed happily. He put his signature scribble on it and continued down the red carpet. Walking gracefully along smiling and waving he suddenly tripped, and fell flat on his face.

"CLEAR THE PREMISIS!!" two big guys in black yelled, but Inuyasha hauled himself up looking okay and brushed off. He looked up to find everyone staring at him, totally silent.

"What? I just tripped," he asked, scowling.

Chirp, chirp

"What?!?"

"Hey, Inuyasha! Lot's of women here!"

Inuyasha whipped around to find the only source of noise he could here. Everyone else remained silent. He didn't have to ask to know who it was that said that. Miroku walked up, smiling lecherously.

"Miroku, I swear, one day you're going to meet a women that woman that will seriously whap you for your actions." As soon as Inuyasha said that the noise started up again, finally.

"Huh? Me? Whapped? I don't know what you're talking about," Miroku said as they entered the building.

"Yeah, you do and you know-" Inuyasha was cut short.

"Mr. Hitosori!! Sir, where's Kikyo Yakima? Your girlfriend?" asked about 25 reporters, all of them shoving microphones in his face.

"Oh, her. We're through. Dumped her today." With that Inuyasha walked of leaving the stunned reporters behind him.

"So, you actually dumped her?" Miroku asked.

"Sure thing. She took it in a very…Kikyo-like way," Inuyasha answered.

"So you mean she screamed and stomped and had a fit?"

"Yep!" Inuyasha said profoundly.

The drone of a lot of voices filled their ears as the walked into the main room. Camera's flashed and all that good stuff.


DING, DONG.

"I'm coming!" Kagome yelled, running to the door. She took a little while, seeing that her house was, well, very big. When she got there she opened it up and let Sango in. She looked very beautiful in a tight black silky dress that ended just above her knees. Her hair was pulled back into a lot of complicated knots.

"I see your hair's still in," Kagome said. They had gone to get it done after the movie. Kagome's was pulled back into a bun that left little wisps of her hair to spill gracefully over her neck.

"So where's Greta, and everyone else?" Sango questioned looking around for all the maids and people.

"Oh. I've got the house to myself, today! I told them to take the day off, and go do something fun," Kagome said trying to put an earring in her left ear.

"Looks like you don't do to well home alone," Sango joked. Kagome wasn't exactly ready. Her halter-top red dress was half on, because it wasn't clasped around her neck yet. She had one earring in and her face wasn't on yet. Her hair was really the only thing that looked ready. "Are you sure you want to go to this premier? I mean, considering what you did to the star of the movie earlier today, are you sure he'll want you there?"

"Look, I want to go. The director invited me. He's a good friend of mine. Plus, Sango, there are a lot of cute, single guys at premiers," Kagome said putting her earring in.

"Like Inuyasha Hitosori. I heard that he dumped his two-year girlfriend today, like, right after we left the theater. Isn't that AWSOME?? HE'S SINGLE! FREE FOR ALL!"

"No, Sango. Not like him. He's probably got another girlfriend already. I mean like NICE single guys. Not ones that are stuck on themselves," Kagome sighed, tying her halter-top.

"He's not stuck on himself!! He's completely and totally selfless!!" Sango protested. "Oh, and, by the by, do you want me to do you make-up?"

"Sure, just make it quick. The premier's already started!"


"INUYASHAAAA!! GUESS WHO'S HERE!!!"

Inuyasha sighed. Not her. He dumped her. Why was she here?!?!?!?!?

I decided to forgive you for you actions of earlier today. I realized later that you probably weren't thinking right at the time." Kikyo said throwing her arms around him.

He spit her hair out of his mouth. "Plea. Ew."

"WHAT?" she screamed.

"Ew," Inuyasha said. "Your hair was in my mouth, and can you get off me? We are seriously through. I don't want you as my girl friend anymore. Get it? Got it. Good." He shoved her off and walked away.

"Hey, Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha turned to see the director of The New Life walking towards him. He was dragging a beautiful girl in a red dress with him.

"Hi, how are you? I just wanted you to meet a good friend of mine. Kagome Hagurashi, a very famous actress," the director said, smiling and shoving Kagome forward.

"Oh. Her. Yeah. I know her. She likes popcorn. A lot," Inuyasha said, looking her up and down. She looked very tempting in that red halter-top that showed off her curves, and was very short, if it would just hitch up some more… Inuyasha shook his head. Her hair was up in a little bun at the nape of her small neck. Behind her was her friend from the movie theater in a black dress.

"Oh. It's you. Just so you know, I do like popcorn, just not after you've bought it for me," Kagome said, rather coldly.

"Really?" Inuyasha asked. The director man was looking back and forth between the two uncertainly.

"Uh…so I guess you already know each other. Well Kagome, Sango, let's go…meet other people." He dragged them off away from Inuyasha.

"Who was that?" Miroku asked, coming up behind him.

"Yeah," Inuyasha said a dreamy look in his eyes.

"Who was the babe in the black dress?" he asked, smiling.

"Hmm. I think it was Sango. The other was Kagome Hagurashi…" Was all Inuyasha would say, and he started to drift away, still looking wind swept.

"Okay. That helped, sure thing. He is seriously in love there…" Miroku said, and he began to walk to the place where he last saw Sango.

He found them at the refreshments table, Sango in that black dress of hers and her friend. He snuck up behind them and stuck his hand out. It inched closer and closer and…

"OH. MY. GOSH!" a smack ran through the air. "WHAT PERVERTED FREAK JUST TOUCHED MY BUTT?!" Sango shrieked.

Miroku backed away with a red mark on his cheek. It was worth it, he thought smiling.

Sango whipped around, and spotted Miroku. "YOU!" she gasped her eyes bulging out. "YOU! You're pretty hott."

"You think?" Miroku asked.

"Yeah, I'm Sango Amiyuka. You?"

"I'm Miroku Sagiokie. You're pretty cute yourself."

"Yeah, well, you didn't have to touch my butt. I mean, it's my butt!" Sango said

"I'll just leave you two…lovebirds alone, I told you, Sango! Cute. Single. Guys. At premiers. Bye!" Kagome walked off, knowing that the two were paying no attention to her.


A/N: YAY! Another chappie UP! I just HAD to make Inuyasha trip and fall. Oh, I love making fun of his adorable awkwardness.

Inuyasha: SHUT UP! I am NOT awkward.

Kagome: Oh yes you are, but it's really cute!

Inuyasha: Feh.

Me: Yeah yeah, blah blah, I think I'll wrap this up now. Please r&r!!

Oh yes and I have a question. Should Inuyasha's hair be short?? Or kinda long, or what? I need to know for the next chapter.