It is time for another chapter! It seems that this story was quite the good idea, and plenty of people love it! Now, what twists and turns can this tale take now?
As of now, Sasuke is out cold, Gaara and Itachi are upstairs, and everyone else is downstairs... Clear? Clear. Okay, lets go...
Upstairs
"This cannot be good..." Gaara watched out an open window as the number of fangirls outside grew larger and larger. "Where do they all keep coming from?"
"I've seen more before..." Itachi commented. "Of course, I've seen a lot of things..."
"And I don't care about them," Gaara replied. "Right now, we've got to figure out some way to escape..."
"There's no escaping..." Itachi explained. "They will follow us everywhere, never stop hunting us, and they won't give up until they've glomped the life out of us..."
"You speak as though you've had experience on this subject..." Gaara arched an eyebrow.
"As previously stated, I've seen a lot of things..." Itachi repeated his earlier statement.
"Hm..." Gaara decided to end the conversation right there for two reasons. One: He hated talking to Itachi. Two: A ladder suddenly slammed up against the window. "What the?" Gaara looked at the ladder.
"GAARA!!!" a fangirl suddenly poked her head through the window.
"Sorry, wrong window!" Gaara yelled as he kicked her in the face, sending the fangirl and the ladder plummeting to the ground on top of the fangirls outside. "Stupid fangirls..." he growled, slamming the window shut.
Downstairs
Meanwhile, everyone else was sitting at a table in the dim-lit dinning room, with only an old oil lamp to give them light. Well, almost everyone else...
"Where'd those ninjas get off to?" Ichigo grumbled..
"What's it matter, Kurosaki?" Renji replied..
"Because I don't want them escaping without us, Renji..." he growled. "And if the fangirls get in, we can use them as human meatshields..."
"Human meatshields?" Renji arched an eyebrow. "I though you were all about honor and being nice, Kurosaki..."
"Hey, I may be a nice guy, but I don't feel like getting mauled to death by crazy teenaged girls!" he retorted
"Vell, ven you put it zat vay..." Schrodinger smirked, and then snapped back to his senses. "And I thought your name vas Ichigo, not Kurosaki..."
"My last name is Kurosaki..." Ichigo grumbled. "And what's with the stupid uniform?"
"I'm in ze Hitler's Youth..." Schrodinger shrugged.
"Hey, neo-Nazi..." Alucard suddenly spoke up.
"Actually, I'm an original Nazi... but go on..." Schrodinger replied.
"Why don't you teleport out of here and go get some help?" Alucard suggested.
"Good idea!" Schrodinger grinned. In an instant, he was gone.
"Where'd he go?" Ichigo stared in shock at the empty chair.
"To get help. Wheren't you paying attention?" Renji rolled his eyes.
"Hey!" Ichigo snarled. "Don't roll your eyes at me!"
Suddenly, Schrodinger returned to the room with a scream and fell on the floor, twitching and sobbing. "ZE FANGIRLS!!!" he sobbed, shell-shocked be his experience. "ZEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!" His clothes were shredded, his face was covered in lipstick, and a severed fangirl arm was hanging off of his leg.
"I see you brought us a gift..." Alucard plucked the arm off of the traumatized catboy. It suddenly sprang to life, trying to grab Alucard's face and struggling to break free of his grasp. Alucard threw it on the ground, whipped out his pistols, and blew the ever-loving crap out of the fangirl's arm before it could jump up and grope him or something. "Your gift sucked..."
The Basement
Downstairs, Kakashi was keeping guard over his sleeping student. Sasuke's snoring was driving him insane. "There's got to be something I can do to take my mind off his snoring..." he grumbled. "Besides killing myself, of course..."
Kakashi suddenly had the bright idea to read one of his Icha Icha books. He'd been able to ignore entire battles before while reading. He reached into his pocket to get the book, but to his horror he discovered that it wasn't there. "My book?" Kakashi patted all of his pockets. "My book?!" he looked around the room, hoping he'd dropped it. He suddenly remembered where he'd had it last.
Outside.
Kakashi snapped. "MY BOOOOOOK!!!!!" he screamed, running upstairs.
Downstairs
"What the?!" Everybody jumped when Kakashi suddenly barged into the room.
"What's going on?" Alucard looked at the ninja in confusion.
"MY BOOOOOK!!!!!" Kakashi raced towards the front door.
"NEIN!!!" Schrodinger jumped up and grabbed him by the leg just as he was about to reach the door. He dragged him to the ground, grabbed him by the face, and started to shake his head. "ITS NOT WORTH IT, MAN!!! IT IST SUICIDE!!!"
"I DON'T CARE!!!" Kakashi clawed at the door while trying to break free from his grasp. "MY BOOK IS OUT THERE!!!"
"You mean this book?" somebody suddenly asked.
Kakashi looked over his shoulder and saw Byakuya leaning against a window, holding up his book and waving it around slowly. "Uh..." Kakashi calmly got up and walked over to him. "Yeah... that's my book..."
"Here you go..." Byakuya held out his hand. But just as Kakashi was about to take his book back...
THE FANGIRLS BROKE THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!
"WHAT THE?!" Byakuya yelled in shock as they reached through and grabbed him.
"CAPTAIN KUCHIKI!!!" Renji yelled, running to his superior's aid.
"NO!!!" Ichigo grabbed Renji and held him back. "THEY'LL GET YOU, TOO!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" Byakuya yelled as he was dragged through the window. "NOOO!!! GET OFF ME!!!" his screams of terror echoed from outside. "WATCH THE HAIR!!! DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! NNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!" his voice trailed off. Kakashi and Schrodinger both grabbed a china cabinet and pushed it up against the window in attempt to block out the fangirls and the screaming. It bucked and banged a few times as the fangirls tried to break through, but eventually they gave up. Finally, Byakuya's screams faded away entirely.
"CAPTAIN KUCHIKI, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Renji fell to his knees and cried. He sobbed uncontrollably, crushed by the sudden demise of his superior officer.
"At least he died a painless... er... a relatively painless... um..." Ichigo tried to comfort Renji, but he couldn't think of anything nice to say. Finally, he just shrugged and said "Okay screw it, he died a slow and agonizing death..."
This only made Renji sob harder. But suddenly, Renji stopped crying and jumped to his feet. "Hey wait, I just got promoted! AWSOME!!!"
"Yeah..." Ichigo nodded nervously. "Awsome..."
"OH MY GOSH, HE STILL HAS MY BOOK!!!" Kakashi suddenly blurted out. He dove for the china cabinet, but Alucard jumped up and pistol whipped him.
"Somebody drag him downstairs..." Alucard growled.
"Jawohl!" Schrodinger saluted, grabbing the semi-dead shinobi and dragging him down into the basement.
"Now lets think of a plan..." Alucard scratched his chin. "Any ideas?"
Poor Byakuya... His perfect hair was supposed to protect him, but instead it led to his demise. Poor, poor Byakuya...
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