A/N: I really sorry this chapter and the last one are SHORT SHORT SHORT. I'll try to expand them! And make them longer!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Stephanie Meyer does. WAIT. This isn't a Twilight fanfiction. IT"S INUYASHA and i don't own that either!

Chapter Five: YOU!

Kagome closed her eyes. Not him. She didn't want to see him, much less get introduced to him again. The water thing was enough to make her not want to ever see him again.

"OH MY GOSH!!" Sango screamed. "HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?? YOU ARE SOOOOO LUCKY! But…I don't think you should have brought Kagome over here, to 'meet' him. They don't exactly…get along."

"What? I think they'd look cute together and-" Miroku started.

"YOU!" Kagome shrieked, pointing her finger at Inuyasha. Then she whipped around to face Miroku. "THIS is your best friend? This…this THING is your BEST FRIEND?! HOW? Even if I only just meet him for the first time seven hours ago, I ALREADY know that he's just some FREAK THAT GOT DRAGGED OFF THE ROAD INTO SHOWBIZ, AND HAS NO TALENT AT ALL AND IF YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS IS YOU'RE BEST FRIEND-"

"Whoa, hold it, Kagome," Inuyasha said putting his hands up. "I thought that I made a good first impression. It was you that ended up dumping popcorn on me," he said, though he said it like her dumping popcorn on him was the best thing in the world.

"EXCUSE ME? I DON'T THINK SO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME, BUT YOU JUST BETTER CHECK YOURSELF! UH-UH, I-"

Kagome was cut short again.

"Hold it. Hold it just one minute. So you're telling me that you two already know each other?" Miroku asked completely clueless. I'm sorry he's a little slow like that.

"Uh, yeah. Do you have short-term memory loss or something?" Inuyasha asked. "You just walked up to me 3 hours ago and I told you that that was Kagome Hagurashi that I just got done talking to. If I was just talking to her then, yeah, I would say we had already meet."

"Yeah, but that was three hours ago! So…do you two, like, hate each other?" Miroku asked, still lost.

Kagome nodded vigorously, while Inuyasha just smiled and sighed.

"Ohhhhhh, I get it," Miroku said a look of comprehension dawning on his face. "Kagome hates Inuyasha, but Inuyasha likes Kagome, and…Oh. I get it now!" he said again, smiling evily. "Come on, Sango, my dear. Let's leave them alone to rip each others heads off," Miroku said taking Sango by the arm and giving Inuyasha a wink.

"I wonder how they're doing in there. I don't think we should have locked the doors though," Sango murmured, glancing at the theater doors.

"Neither do I, but I kinda…lost the key. Otherwise I probably would have unlocked the doors by now. And those people over there REALLY want his autograph, and he's not there to give it to them…I think we should break them out," said Miroku, grabbing the nearest metal thing which happened to be a fire extinguisher.

"WAIT!" Sango cried, putting her arm on Miroku's shoulder. "Don't do anything rash now, they might actually be getting along. You know, they-"

CRASH!
The whole auditorium fell silent as they all watched a chair fly across the room. It had come from the theater.

"SIT YOU BAKA!!! YES, I WANTED OUT BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BUST THE DOOR DOWN WITH A FREAKIN' CHAIR!!!" Kagome shrieked from the theater.

"SORRY!" Inuyasha yelled. "REALLY I AM! Wait. Why was I yelling again? Oh well, anyway, but you said you wanted out and the doors were locked so I gave you a way to get out! And why did you say sit?"

Miroku and Sango sighed. This was going to be a LONG night.

A/N: sigh Miroku is a dear idiot. And i think Kagome likes to scream a little to much. I think she's a little uptight. Inuyasha will have to fix that! To bad they arn't in Fudual Japan cos them Inuyasha probably would have been caved into the ground, cos Kagome said sit so bad. Anyway! REVIEW! Please! Chapter six will come soon. i swear.

-Kittie ♥