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Outside

"Hmmmm..." TK3997 was deep in thought as he sat at a table inside a tent. "Anybody got a plan?"

"Let them fight there way out?" EternallyJinxed raised her hand timidly.

"Go in and save them?" Darthjag shrugged.

"Steal everything we can and load it onto my drunk chokobo Gregory?" one Author suggested. Everyone looked at him in confusion. "Oh... right... I'm Cab329..." he waved.

"Oh, right... yeah..." everyone nodded and shrugged.

"Save the book?" another Author suggested.

"And you are?" TK3997 arched an eyebrow.

"Some bored guy..." the Author shrugged.

"Lets go in and save them..." said a twitchy Authoress. "And then take them away... to a safe place... alone..." she smiled.

"Okay, who are you, and where do all of these people keep popping up from?" Darthjag cocked his head to the side.

"Creative Tendancies..." she replied with a twitch. "And I know where they come from! You know what happens when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, right?"

"Riiiiiight..." Darthjag nodded slowly. "Nevermind..."

"I don't care what we do..." another Authoress shrugged. "As long as we get Jack Sparrow out safely..." Before Darthjag could ask, she stated her name. "10Join-Fei."

"Okay screw it, lets napalm the whole dang place..." TK3997 sighed. "Or maybe a 10 kilo-ton airstrike... Better yet, a 50 kilo-ton airstrike! But why stop there?! What about a 100 mega-ton airstrike?! Or 500?!"

"Seriously, who made him our leader?" Darthjag whispered. The other Authors could only shrug.

Inside, Downstairs

"So now what?" Ichigo sighed.

"We wait to die..." Alucard commented darkly.

"Well aren't you Mr. Happy Happy Sunshine?" Naruto frowned.

"I'll Happy Happy Sunshine your head off if you say another word..." Alucard growled, aiming his guns at Naruto. Naruto gulped nervously, but stayed quiet.

"Hm..." Ed looked out of a window and scanned the crowd of fangirls outside. "There's so many of them. I don't see a way out...

CRASH!!!!

"SWEET MERCY!!!" Ed screamed as the fangirls reached through the window, grabbed him, and yanked him outside.

"Did you see that!" Pip pointed at the window with a shaking finger as Ed's screams echoed into the night. "They just grabbed him! Just like that!"

"Yes, we saw..." Captain Jack rolled his eyes. "We all have eyes. Oh... wait..." he frowned, realizing who he was talking to. "Sorry..."

"HELP MEEEE!!!" Ed continued to howl in terror. "SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!!"

The sounds of clothing being torn filled the air. One fangirl screamed about getting his sleeve. Another exclaimed that she'd gotten his glove. The sound of metal being bent was heard, followed by a fangirl yelling that she'd gotten his arm. Soon Ed's screams were drowned out by the fangirls'. Ichigo and Renji quickly grabbed another piece of furniture and pushed it against the window.

"Does the person who owns this place collect china cabinets?" Naruto stared the many pieces of furniture strewn about the room.

"Nothing makes sense anymore!" Renji screamed.

BEEP BEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

Out of nowhere, a neon-pink van suddenly crashed through the front door and came to rest half-way into the cabin. Of course, the back of the van was still outside, blocking the entrance. "WHAT THE CRAP!?" Renji screamed, his sanity failing him.

"YO!!!" the front doors flew open, and two guys stepped out. One had long blonde hair, glasses, and was wearing a neat white suit. The other was wearing a blue jacket and pants, a beanie with a funny symbol on the front, and he had dark hair and lots of piercings.

"Who are you guys?" Naruto pointed at them in confusion.

"WE IS THE VALENTINE BROTHERS!!!" the pierced one exclaimed, striking a "tough-guy" pose.

"I'm Luke, and this is Jan..." the blonde one pointed out.

"Pronounced "Yan," too..." Jan added.

"Hello..." Alucard grinned.

"Oh crap..." Luke paled.

"You know this fool, bro?" Jan arched a pierced eyebrow.

"I ate him..." Alucard grinned.

"I won't ask questions..." Renji sighed.

"PUSH!!!" several fangirls suddenly screamed in unison from outside. "PUSH!!!" The van suddenly learched forward out of the whole it had made, and fangirls poured into the room.

"OH SNAP!!!" Naruto screamed. "EVERYBODY UPSTAIRS!!!"

And so, the Survivors raced upstairs as fast as they could and slammed the door shut behind them. "Phew..." Pip sighed. "I think we all made it..."

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" a loud scream came from the other side of the door.

"Give or take a person..." Pip shrugged. "Okay, who bought the farm?"

"We don't even know who owns it..." Naruto shrugged.

"He means who died..." Alucard sighed at the boy's stupidity.

"Oh... uh... the guy with the spikey orange hair isn't here..." Naruto looked around.

"Ichigo? HAH!!! Now that he's gone, Rukia will be mine!" Renji exclaimed, holding his arms up in triumph.

"The blonde guy in the funny suit is gone, too..." Jack Sparrow pointed out.

"NOOOOO, BROOOOOO!!!!!!" Jan fell to his knees, sobbing over the loss of his brother. He then stopped crying as soon as he'd started and sat up. "Okay, I'm over it..."

"Wait, what happened to the ninjas and Mr. Nazi?" Alucard suddenly remembered the people in the basement.

Basement

"I vonder vat all zat noise is..." Schrodinger mused as he walked up the stairs.

"I wouldn't open that door..." Sasuke tried to warn him, but the catboy didn't hear him.

The moment Schrodinger opened the door, fangirls poored in. "AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" he screamed as they clawed at him, trying to grab onto him and pull him out of the basement. Suddenly, the fangirls grabbing at him burst into flames. They screamed in agony and then faded to ash, and Schrodinger let out a sigh. "Thank God, the cavlary has arrived!"

"Cavalry?" a voice laughed. "No, I'm Fomi, and I want you all to myself!" And with that, a fangirl holding a flamethrower reached through the doorway, grabbed Schrodinger, and then yanked him upstairs and slammed the door shut.

Dead silence followed.

"Well, that was wierd..." Sasuke sighed. "Wouldn't you agree, Kakashi? ... Kakashi? Kakashi-sensei?" he turned around to see what his teacher was doing. "Woah... Um.. Kakashi... What's all that?"

Kakashi was standing next to the toolbox with a chainsaw in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He looked at the two weapons, then at Sasuke, and replied with one simple word: "Groovy..."

Okay, I'm going to stop this chapter here. It seems like a nice stopping point...

Next chapter: Cries for help go unheard... or do they?

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