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Chapter 2 – A BEAUTIFUL DRESS AND AN IMPRESSIVE SWORD
(Elizabeth wakes with a puzzled expression on her face.)
Elizabeth: What a weird dream! I mean, Jesse Metcalfe is sooo 10 years ago! Maybe I should go and put the medallion on for no reason at all, and maybe it will make life more interesting for the plot! (puts medallion on from inside a drawer)
Governor Swann: Elizabeth! Are you alright, are you decent?
Elizabeth: Well, apart from that time I HAD to have those black pumps from that store and sort of stole them, or that time I had a fight with the queen over the crown jewels, I'd say I'm pretty decent.
Governor Swann: No, I mean, are you dressed?
Elizabeth: Yes, yes, yes, calm down, it's only a movie! (covers the medallion with a dressing gown) Come in father!
Governor Swann: It's such a beautiful day! And I have a gift for you!
Elizabeth: Wow! Is it a thong? I love thongs! Is it pink?
Governor Swann: No Lizzie, it's a dress. (shows dress)
Elizabeth: ok… but I really do want a thong next time daddy! May I enquire as to the occasion?
Governor Swann: (under his breath) Rats! She's on to me! (to Elizabeth) Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter?
Elizabeth: Well, what about that time you made me wear that hideous pink wig to go to that ball, or the time you bought me expensive white slippers to impress the Queen, or that time….
Governor Swann: Ok, I get it, I get it! I want you to wear it to Commodore Norrington's ceremony.
Elizabeth: Ha! But I'm not sure about this dress.
(maid laces up corset)
Elizabeth: OWW!!! Get it off! It hurts like hell!
Governor Swann: It is the latest fashion in London
Elizabeth: OK, get me 20 more of these, and an oxygen tank! I am the fashionista of the world!
Governor Swann: Ok… Well, bye!
(Governor Swann meets Will downstairs)
Governor Swann: Ah Turner, good to see you again
Will: Good day sir, I have your order
Governor Swann: Already? My daughter only just tried it on, and we need to test out the tanks, but hey! Bring them in!
Will: Huh? I thought you ordered 2 happy meals with extra toys, 3 cokes and a McFlurry? Well, all the more for me! (turns to walk out)
Governor Swann: well, maybe I could hold onto it if you want… but don't expect me to pay, I am the governor, you know!
(will gives happy meal & coke to Governor Swann, Elizabeth comes down stairs)
Governor Swann: Oh Elizabeth. You look… different.
(Elizabeth comes away from stairs to reveal the same dress but it is short and revealing)
Elizabeth: Will! I had a dream about you last night! (under her breath) thank god he isn't a tranny anymore.
Will: (too busy looking at Elizabeth and drooling to hear what she said) Huh? Me?
Elizabeth: About the day we met. Don't you remember?
Will: How could I forget Miss Swann?
Elizabeth: How many more times do I have to tell you, call me Elizabeth?
Will: Let me say something really stupid to make you hate me for no absolute reason. At least once more Miss Swann.
Elizabeth: You're right, that is the last time. Let's do some reverse psychology on you - good day, Mr Turner.
(Elizabeth and Governor Swann leave)
Will: (at the door) Let me say it now, for no reason other than saying your name out loud to an empty room. Good day … Elizabeth.
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