Hmmm. The last chapter should be up a few hours after this one. Than you for reading the story so far! I hope you've enjoyed reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it!

Outside

"That. Is. E. NOUGH!!!" Pyramid Head suddenly snarled, throwing the mound of fangirls off of himself and grabbing his sword up off the ground. "THE NEXT PERSON WHO TOUCHES ME IS EITHER GOING TO GET IMAPLED THROUGH THE FACE OR RAPED INTO OBLIVION!!!"

Dead silence followed. And then several fangirls raised their hands.

"We're up for the latter..." they all grinned, slowly advancing towards the demon.

"Oh wow, this is creeping me out..." Pyramid Head muttered.

Meanwhile, Darthjag and TK3997 had come to a startling realization. "SIR!!!" Darthjag suddenly jumped to his feet. "I just realized something startling!"

"What would that be, soldier? Grr... Stupid pizza!" TK3997 growled as he tried to feed himself a slice of pizza. His helmet kept getting in the way, so the most he was accomplishing was smooshing the pizza and getting cheese and sauce on his visor.

"We've got more Authors than there are fangirls now!" Darthjag exclaimed. "We outnumber them 3 to 1! Or is it 1 to 3? I dunno, it doesn't make much difference..." he shrugged.

"WELL IN THAT CASE-" TK3997 jumped to his feet and grabbed his shotgun off the ground, "-LET ATTACK!!! CHEAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGE!!!!!" And with that, he ran off to face his enemies on the fields of combat. Unfortunately, he couldn't see through the pizza sauce.

"Sir... You're going the wrong way..." Darthjag sighed.

Inside, Downstairs

Time was running out for the survivors. They (Kakashi, Sasuke, Renji, Jack, and Jan) were all gathered in the dinning room and were sitting at the table, except for Alucard, who was standing in the doorway in deep thought. The room was lit only by a kerosean lamp, and its oil was running low. As the flame flickered and shadows danced upon the walls, the remaining men pondered their lives and their coming demises. "Hmph..." Alucard suddenly straightened himself up and cocked his head from side to side, which resulted in several popping sounds. "I see how it shall be, then..."

"Huh?" Sasuke shot him a funny look.

"What are you talking about?" Renji asked.

"Gentlemen, I've enjoyed your company and you comrade-ship. But..." Alucard frowned, "It is time for us to end this."

"I'd rather keep it going, myself..." Jan muttered. "Living is a rather nice thing to continue, you know..."

"Our options have run out. We've seen our friends and comrades perish before our very eyes. Are you to continue running like cowards?" Alucard narrowed his eyes. "Or die like men?"

"What if we die like a woman?" Jack suddenly asked. Everyone stared at him. "What? I'm just askin'..."

"Ahem, anyway..." Alucard continued. "The time has come for us to face our fears and make one last endevour for freedom. I suggest that we go outside and fight our way out of this nightmare. If we can just ge taway from here, we can escape. I'm sure every fangirl on earth is gathered outside. Or at least all of our fangirls..."

"I see..." Renji nodded. "So you're suggesting a suicide mission?"

"No, there's a tiny chance we might live..." Alucard grinned. "So, who's with me, then?"

"I am..." Kakashi grunted, holding up his blood-stained chainsaw.

"Me, too..." Renji drew his sword. "I'm sure Zabimaru is hungry for the blood of a worthy adversary..."

"Who?" Jack arched a drunken eyebrow.

"My Zanpakto..." Renji frowned.

"Your what?" Jack asked in bewilderment.

"My sword!" Renji growled.

"Oh, right..." Jack nodded. He then drew his sword and pistol and held them up in the air. "I'm in it, as well!"

"Count me in!" Jan smiled, drawing a pair of rather large machine guns from behind his back.

"Where did you... nevermind..." Kakashi shook his head, deciding it was better not to know.

"I'd be in it if I had a weapon..." Sasuke grumbled.

"Here..." Alucard pulled a sword and a helmet from inside his coat. "I found these earlier..."

"This doesn't bode well..." Sasuke muttered as he surveyed the helmet. It looked a Spartan warrior's helm. "In fact, its kind of ominous..."

"Are you prepared to fight to live, or die trying?" Alucard grinned, drawing his two pistols and looked towards the front door.

"Do we get a last meal?" Jack suddenly asked.

"Why yes, we do. Because..." Sasuke grinned as he put on the helmet. "TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELLLLLL!!!!!"

Dead silence.

"That was lame..." Jan smirked.

"Seriously..." Jack shook his head.

"Screw you..." Sasuke frowned.

"FOR HONOR!!!" Renji suddenly held his sword up in the air.

"FOR VALOR!!!" Kakashi held up his chainsaw.

"FOR EXISTANCE!!!" Alucard raised his guns.

"FOR NOT DYING!!!" Jan hoisted his machine guns up above his head.

"FOR RUM!!!" Jack swung his sword drunkenly.

"FOR SPARTAAAAA!!!!!" Sasuke yelled.

Dead silence.

"Don't even try..." Alucard shook his head.

"FOR HYYYAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

"Huh?" everyone turned to see who was screaming now.

Into the room ran a man dressed like a Knight Templar. He was wearing a suit of knight's armor and a full-faced helmet. Over the armor he had on a white cloak, which had a red cross painted on the front of it. In his left hand he held a white shield with a red cross embrazzened upon it, and in his right hand he held a double-barrel shotgun. "COME ON THEN, LET GO!!! CHEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!" And with that, he dove out of the nearest window.

An awkward silence in the room followed while several shotgun blasts boomed outside.

"Um... who was that?" Sasuke finally asked.

"Agent HUNK..." Alucard sighed.

"Are you sure?" Sasuke arched an eyebrow.

"It was an Author with a shotgun, funny clothes, and he had the stench of death and tacos around him..." Alucard grumbled. "Yes, I'm sure."

"Oh... Okay..." Sasuke nodded slowly.

"Right, well..." Kakashi coughed. "See you on the other side!" And with that, he dove out the window Agent HUNK had just exited through.

"Wait for me!" Jan jumped out after him.

"Fight for yer lives, me harties..." Jack swaggered over to the window and slowly crawled out of it. "Yo ho..."

"Save some for me!" Renji raced to the window as the sounds of battle grew louder.

"Can't let them have all the fun..." Sasuke smirked. But as he started to walk towards the window, Alucard ran up behind him and pistol whipped him in the back of the head.

"There's no way I'm letting a brat like you have ANY chance for survival..." Alucard grumbled as he walked over to the window, leaving Sasuke twitching and unconscious on the floor. "You're too annoying!"

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