Sorry 'bout that. I had some computer problems last night, so I was unable to post the last chapter when I said I would.
Here is is, folks. The last chapter. I hope you've enjoyed reading this story as much as I've enjoyed writing it. There will be a sequal written eventually, too. And if anybody feels like writing their own version of this story, go ahead. Just be sure to let me know so I can read it!
Well, I guess that's it. Lets see how this story comes to an end...
Outside
The Survivor's last attempt at survival had quickly degraded into all-out war. Renji was hacking away at anything that tried to touch him, and since his hair had somehow been let down most of the fangirls were assuming he was one of them. Jack was too drunk to hit anything with his sword, but his drunken blabbering had all of his fangirls too mezmerized to do anything. Jan had gotten glomped and dragged away soon after he came out of the window, due to his long and drawn out insults getting in the way of his actual fighting. Kakashi had stumbled across his book and now he was perched safely on the roof, calmly reading and ignoring the world around him. Alucard was going trigger happy on anything that moved. Unfortunately, Pyramid Head moved, so Alucard soon found himself face-to-face with a towered, blood-drenched, big ol' sword wielding, bizarre-helmed, and P.O.ed demon. "Did you take my baby?" Pyramid Head growled, ignoring the bullet holes in his helmet.
"You're what?" Alucard arched an eyebrow, absent-mindedly blasting fangirls that got too close.
"My lime-green SUV..." Pyramid Head growled.
"Its over there..." Alucard pointed at the dismantled remains of Pyramid Head's ride. "Oh... right..."
"My... baby... its... its..." Pyramid Head sniffed sadly.
"Rightously screwed over, I must say..." Jack interjected as he swaggered by.
"SOMEBODY. IS GOING. TO GET. RAPED!!!!!!" Pyramid Head howled.
"I took it!" several different fangirls raised the hands.
"GYAAAAAAAAA SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!" Pyramid Head wildly began to swing his sword. Within seconds, all of the fangirls around him were on the ground, headless and lifeless. "Sheesh, they're annoying..." he grumbled.
"Yes, quite annoying..." Alucard grinned. "Keep doing that. They're so annoying, they ALL deserve to die..."
"No problem..." Pyramid Head growled, raising his sword up into the air. "GYAAAAAAAA!!!!!" he snarled, bringing it down upon the nearest fangirl, who turned out to be Renji.
"WHAT THE CRAP?!" Renji screamed, blocking the blow with his Zanpakto.
"Sorry, thought you were a chick..." Pyramid Head grumbled.
"Do I look like a chick?!" Renji snarled.
"Um..." Pyramid Head studied him for a second. "Um... Oh, look! More fangirls! Sorry, got to go!" Pyramid Head waved as he ran off to kill more fangirls.
"HEY!!!" Renji yelled angrily. "GET BACK HERE!!!"
Meanwhile, Darthjag and TK3997 finally had everything in order. "Are we ready, then?" TK3997 looked around at all of the Authors gathered to fight.
"Yes, sir..." Darthjag nodded.
"Okay, then!" TK3997 held up his shotgun. "CHARGE!!!!!!"
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And so, the Authors joined into the battle. Even more chaos ensued. The conflict appeared to be leaning in the Survivor's and Author's direction... until the whole place blew up.
"DUDE!!!" Joe of the Furlongs jumped in his seat of the airplane as the world beneath his plane became a massive ball of fire. "WHAT HAPPENED?!"
"I'm sorry..." Jpalacio removed his finger from the big red button. "I couldn't restrain myself anymore..."
"So you dropped a ballistic missile on everyone!?" Joe stared at him in horror.
"Um..." Jpalacio thought for a second. "Yeah, I guess I kinda did..." he smiled innocently.
"Oh... well..." Joe scratched his chin. "Oh well, we weren't getting paid for this, anyway..." he shrugged.
"Wanna listen to some tunes?" Jpalacio asked.
"Sure..." Joe nodded and started flipping through radio channels.
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And so, everyone died except for Joe and Jpalacio.
Or did they?
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A Few Weeks Later. Some Random Beach
"I guess we did all we could do..." TK3997 sighed as he calmly as he sat on the sand and soaked up the sun's rays. He took a sip from a bottle of rum and then handed it to the person next to him.
"Even though we didn't really do much..." Darthjag took a sip as well before passing it to the next person.
"Kinda sucks that almost everyone got nuked..." Agent HUNK sighed. "Oh, wait... All of the Author's survived..." He then tried to take a sip from the bottle, but his gas mask got in the way. He shrugged and handed it to the person sitting beside him.
"It would have been nice if you'd decided to help us earlier on..." Kakashi muttered as he took a sip of the rum through his mask before handing the bottle to the next person in line.
"Nah, where's the fun in that?" Alucard smirked wickedly as he took a long sip from the bottle. He then handed it to the next person in line.
"So what happened to the rest of the Authors, anyway?" Renji asked after taking a drink of rum and then handing it to the next person.
"I think they went on a road trip with Pyramid Head. I heard he's got a lime-green bus or something now..." Jack Sparrow pointed out. He then held the bottle up to his lips, only to discover it to be empty. "Why is the rum always gone?" he sighed.
Why is the rum always gone? Hah hah hah...
Well, I hope you've enjoyed the story as much as I have. Until next time, this is Agent HUNK, signing out...