A/N: READ THIS!!!!!!! I might lose a couple of you on this chapter. See i introduce THREE new characters... and they have nothing to do with Inuyasha... it's not a crossover it's just... new people!! HELPERS OF THE PEACE!! So don't like DIE and shame me and not read it cos i have 3 new people in it!! (Sniffles) i HOPE i don't lose you guys...

-Kittie

Disclaimer: I have no prejudice against truckers. And i don't own inuyasha.


Chapter Seventeen: What's Wrong With You?

They were truckers. After all they did, they were truckers. Well truckers that could sing, play the guitar, keyboard, and drums. But they liked the trucker life. And they weren't your average trucker anyway. Most of them (A/N: I'm not saying all) are gross, old, ugly people. These guys were in their 20's and they had it going on... But they were still truckers.

After getting their tacos, Matt, Dave, and Jessy plied into a booth and began to chow down. They were very good tacos and soon the fifteen that they had gotten were gone. (A/N: Yes for those of you that are wondering... this is STILL the same story.)

Wiping his mouth, Matt noticed a small figure with black hair hurtle into the store and head towards the girls bathroom, soaking wet. He couldn't help but notice the tears too.

"Hey," Dave said. "What was that?"

"A damsel in distress," Matt answered, taking a sip of his tea.

"Maybe we should help her…" Jessy suggested.

"Ummmm, Jessy?" Matt asked, fighting a laugh.

"Mmhmm?" Jessy said, absent mindedly, thinking about whether he should get another taco or not.

"She went into the girls bathroom. Unless you are a girl in disguise, guys don't go in the girl's bathroom. But if you are a girl, please tell us. We have a right to know," Dave said.

"I am not a girl!" Jessy yelped. "I just didn't notice that she went into the girls bathroom."

"Suuure…" Matt and Dave chorused.

"Really!!" Jessy protested.

"Okay… I mean, if you're sure about this and- Hey." Matt stopped when he noticed a distressed looking guy walk in. "Now there is someone we could help," Matt said, gesturing towards the guy who was about their age with black hair, and he looked looked really upset.

"Umm," Jessy said, glad for the change in topic. "Do you think that girl in distress and this upset man have anything to…. do with each other?"

"Oh!" Dave murmured. "Maybe… he made her upset and now he's upset and…"

"Why don't we go over there and talk to him and see what he says the problem is," said Matt wisely.

Jessy and Dave nodded, then they all got up and walked over to the guy, who was slumped in a chair playing with change.

He didn't notice them until Jessy said, "What is wrong with YOU?" Dave and Matt elbowed him.

"You didn't have to SAY that! Be nicer!" Matt hissed.

"Well you didn't have to kill my spleen with your elbows!" Jessy hissed back.

"Yeah," Dave said, waving his hands to make them shut up. "Hi. I'm Dave, this is Jessy and this is Matt."

He glanced them over and then sighed. "I'm Inuyasha." He shook hands with them all and they sat down.

"Soooo, what IS wrong with you?" Jessy asked again.

"Do you really want to know?"

Jessy nodded enthusiastically. Matt and Dave just let him do his thing.

"Okay." Inuyasha shrugged his shoulders as if to say you asked for it. "I missed my plane, I got a stupid, small, shitty, rental car, I've been driving for four days, I locked the keys in the car, 8 weeks ago I tripped on the red carpet a fucking premier, I dumped my girlfriend, got popcorn dumped on me, got picked for a random pat-down, I stayed in the Tin Lama, my food got squishy from the rain, I got thrown out of Kagome's trailer, my ex appeared in the middle of a very good scene, I walked in on Kagome while she was changing, and then just now, I told her I was going to stop trying to make her like me since she didn't seem to like me anyway, and all that did was make her cry and now I think I have a bruise on my forehead because I slammed if onto the car roof to much," Inuyasha said all in one single breath. "Oh, and that wasn't in any particular order."

Matt, Dave, and Jessy stared at him until Jessy blurted out, "Okay…say that all again?"

Inuyasha took a deep breath and was about to repeat it all, but Dave cut him off. "No! Don't kill yourself going over your miseries again. But DO go over that part about what just happened. Just now."

"Well," Inuyasha started again, "I locked the keys in our rental car. Kagome yelled at me. I blew up at her and told her that I wasn't going to go after her and chase her anymore because for the whole eight weeks that I've known her she just blew me off while I tried to get her attention. But instead of just blowing me off again, she started crying and ran off. Man, I SUCK!"

"No you don't. You just have to let it all out," Matt said.

"So you think that girl who just ran into the girls bathroom was…uh, Kagome?" Jessy asked.

"Yeah, and since you really want to go into the girls bathroom why don't you go in there and comfort her," Dave said giving his buddy a slight shove in that direction. Jessy was good with women. It was just a little freaky sometimes but…he was a really nice guy and he was totally straight.

"Uhhh…Alright."


A/N: Okay like yeah.. i hope i didn't lose you guys here... NO FLAMES! I'M EXTREMELY SENSATIVE AND I CRIED WHEN JACK DIED! The next chappie is the last all talk chapter. Sorry that this was kinda boring...I might have lost some people here Oh well the chapter after the next one should be pretty awesome and totally not boring!! I love Panic! At The Disco!!! Sorry I'm just listening to them right now. RYAN'S HOTT! Bye! Oh and I would like to thank my friend Stacy for listing all of Inuyasha's problems. Even though I am the author, I couldn't think of ANY problems that Inuyasha had. I have such a bad memory! Where would I be without my buddies? Again... sorry.

-Kittie