1. ...
2. I'm bored
3. I want ice cream
4. Darn
5. We're out of chocolate ice cream
6. I'll have strawberry, then
7. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
8. What?
9. Oh, my shirt?
10. Yeah, I know, it rocks
11. It's like talking to peanut butter
12. What, my pants?
13. Yeah, I know, you want them
14. Wow, we're at 14
15. I mean 15
16. Okay, 17
17. Sorry, that should've been 16
18. But now it's 18
19. Boredomundo
20. Let's talk about the issues
21. My girlfriend
22. Her name?
23. None of your business
24. She's hot
25. Get your eyes off of her!
26. Yeah, so she's not really an issue
27. It's this other girl
28. Her name I do not know
29. And if I did know...
30. ...I wouldn't tell you
31. #31
32. 18 more after this one
33. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
34. Sorry about the last one
35. I will talk about the real issues
36. Sharpay
37. Did I tell you she's a dog?
38. She's a poodle
39. And her brother, Ryan
40. There are no words to describe him
41. Except single
42. And ugly
43. And...HAT-LOVER!!!!
44. I am not that random
45. CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE
46. I know, totally not funny
47. Wow, three more after this
48. Might as well make the best of two
49. IsteppedonTaylorandshehadtogotothehospitalbutIhadjelloonmyfootsoitgotstuckinherhairandshegotlikesooooomadandshehadtoshaveherheadanditwaslikesooofunny!
50. Hope you could read that!