1. Wow, 50 random things?

2. I'm not a random person

3. But I guess I can try and be random

4. Cheese!

5. WOOHOO!!!!!!!

6. My boyfriend has a cat

7. Must...kill...Sharpay!

8. 3+2828823428288237

9. I.A.N.A.I.B.I.N.W.I.I.S.S.W.T.F.H.I.H.H.A.S.M.D!!!!!!

10. Which means: I am not an idiot, but I know who is. It's Sharpay.

11. Continued: She wants Troy for herself. I hate her and she must die.

12. My socks? Yeah, I know, they're cute.

13. Fudge is goooooooooooooooooood

14. Only 14 so far!?!?!?

15. Is this supposed to be funny?

16. It is?!?

17. Okay, well...I have a boyfriend!!!

18. He's hot

19. And not single!

20. So you can't have him!

21. But I know who you can have

22. But I won't tell you

23. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!

24. Or girlfriend

25. I love cheese

26. As it states in #4

27. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

28. iamnotfunny

29. P-p-en-n-n-c-c-ci-i-i-il-l-l-ls-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s

30. Hey, they're not all nice, you know

31. I am Pierre

32. The evil pizza delivery guy

33. I ask for more than the pizza is worth

34. AND I ALWAYS KEEP THE CHANGE!!!!

35. But wait, there is my twin sister!

36. Pierrette, the evil ice cream delivery woman

37. She always gets there late so the ice cream melts

38. AND SHE ALWAYS KEEPS THE CHANGE!!!!

39. But wait, there is my older brother!

40. Pierroo, the evil hot chocolate delivery guy

41. He always arrives late so the hot chocolate turns to cold chocolate

42. AND HE ALWAYS KEEPS THE CHANGE!!!!

43. Okay, they left

44. Hi, I'm Gabriella

45. Wow, I was actually random!?!?!?

46. AND FUNNY!?!?!

47. AND I DIDN'T PASS OUT!?!?!

48. -passes out-

49. -still passed out-

50. -gets up- bye!