1. Ugh, I have to write a stupid assignment
2. I mean, I just got a manicure
3. And a pedicure!
4. I hate Ryan
5. What? He had nothing to do with getting this assignment?
6. Well, I still hate him, regardless of his shoe size
7. I WAS NOT RANDOM!!! You heard nothing!
8. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. I JUST BROKE A NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
10. I need a minute to get over the shock!!!
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21. I will be fine, I just need to go to the hospital!!!
22. WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!!!!!
23. Doctor: You'll be fine, Sharpay. Just rest your hand for, like, a week
24. Sharpay: Are you sure I won't die!?!?!
25. Doctor: For the 3,577 time, NO!!!!!!!
26. Sharpay: Good, so I will be fine?
27. Doctor: ...just go home and rest your hand
28. Sharpay: Thanks...so I'll be fine?
29. Doctor: GET OUT!!!!
30. So I'm fine
31. Well, not really
32. I think the doctor said I wouldn't be fine and I would die.
33. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
34. -dies-
35. -still dead-
36. Wow, 36 already?
37. Oh, sorry
38. -gets up, wasn't really dead-
39. I have a boyfriend
40. Zeke, right?
41. Oh yeah, it is Zeke!
42. I would never forget his name!
43. What's his name?
44. Steve?
45. Well, he's, like, so hot!
46. And he's, like, the best boyfriend!
47. So, like, this one time, we were, like, bored
48. And it was, like, Saturday
49. And it was, like, night time, and we, like, got into bed together, and...
50. ...oh, 50 already? Well, I'll tell you another time. Remember, I was never random or funny. And I was never here.