1. OMG I can't believe I have to write 50 random things
2. I'm not even random
3. OR FUNNY!!!
4. This is the ONE and ONLY time in my life that I will say that I wish I was Chad
5. Boy, am I glad I knocked him out
6. No, I'm just mad at him for no reason
7. Wow, only 7
8. That's amazing!
9. I like cats
10. I like black ones, and orange ones, and white ones, and brown ones, and black and orange and white and brown ones
11. I wonder what Chad would look like with green hair
12. -goes and dyes Chad's hair green-
13. Heehee, he looks like a tree!
14. I like math and science!
15. I love the periodic table of elements
16. Like C-Carbon, K-Potassium, Pb-Lead, and so on
17. I also like screaming
18. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. And I like slapping people
20. -slaps Ryan-
21. Sorry Ryan! I was aiming for Chad!
22. Anyways, my role-model definitely has to be Albert Einstein
23. Or Barney the big purple dinosaur
24. Kidding!!! That's Chad's role-model
25. OOPS!!! That slipped out. That secret will stay between you and me
26. I know much more about Chad and most of my friends than you'll ever know
27. Like Ryan likes to wear Sharpay's makeup
28. OOPS!!! Guess I can't keep secrets...
29. Gabriella is planning to shave Troy's head
30. Uhh...YOU NEVER HEARD THAT!!!!!
31. -tapes her mouth closed-
32. Mmph muh grmbl glmp bmnm phnvm
33. Mbm bmlm ubm fm dmdmdmdmdmdmdmdm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
34. -rips tape off-
35. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
36. Hey! My mustache is gone!
37. Chad is odd
38. Thomas Edison invented the light bulb!
39. Maybe I'm odd...
40. Of course not!
41. I like shiny things
42. Oooooh shiiiiiiiiny!
43. PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44. -eats whole pizza-
45. Mmmmm
46. Oh no...I feel sick
47. -runs to bathroom and throws up-
48. Ok that's it! But seriously I wasn't random
49. I copied Chad's last report on the light bulb, even though he only mentioned it once
50. But it was random, so bye!