Yay! Chapter 3:D
Word for the wise: If you wanna live, don't make Alice mad when she wants to throw a party!!!!
Before we forget, "OMC!" means "Oh my Carlisle!" instead of "Oh my god!"
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Chapter 3:
It was One Time!
Edward, Bella, and Alice climbed into the Volvo while Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, and Esme rode in Mercedes. They began to pull out of the driveway until they heard Jasper scream.
"HEY!! Wait for me! What am I? Chopped liver?!"
"Mmm….chopped liver, haven't had that in years. OW! Rosalie! What was that for?!"
"You can't eat normal food you idiot!" Jasper got into the car with Alice.
"Oh Jasper, we'd never forget you. Well, maybe…."
"Hey!"
"Oh come on! It was one time! ONE TIME!" Alice nearly shrieked at Jasper in the backseat. In the front, Bella cringed in fear.
"Alice is scaring me again."
Edward sighed. "Alice, stop scaring Bella."
"Hey, it's not my fault that Jasper walks like a human"
"Hey, what's wrong with walking like a human?"
"Bella, it's different for us."
"Right."
Rosalie, who had been driving the Mercedes for some weird reason, suddenly stopped short, running out of the car.
"I forgot sunscreen!"
Edward rolled his eyes.
Rosalie walked up to Edward's window, and yelled at him.
"Hey. I LIKE MY SUNSCREEN!"
"It's going to rain. I don't think you're going to need it."
"I WANT IT!"
"Vampires use sunscreen?"
Everyone in the car turned to face Bella. "Just curious." she said, shrugging.
Edward and Rosalie were still yelling at each other. Bella was sitting in the passenger seat, staring into space. Jasper was reading Car and Driver, and Alice was sitting there, shaking with rage.
"JUST GET YOUR FREAKING SUNSCREEN, AND GET INTO THE FREAKING CAR, AND DRIVE TO THE FREAKING BEACH!"
Edward and Rosalie looked at her, and even Jasper looked up from the magazine.
"OMC Alice! Okay, okay!" Rosalie said, putting her hands up in defense.
Edward still looked a little shocked, but after Rosalie got into the car, and drove off, Edward followed.
"Edward, you okay? You look paler than usual."
Edward gripped the wheel, still shaking with fear. "Fine, just fine."
Jasper had gotten back to the magazine, and Alice was looking out the window, smiling like nothing had happened. After only a few minutes of driving, the group of vampires-and Bella-had arrived at a grayish beach with a grayish sky overlooking the grayish ocean.
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