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REMINDER: OMC means Oh my Carlisle!

And yes, Emmett does like to crash through walls. :)

This is probably the longest chapter out of them all! And the funniest! Victoria or better known as the-red-head-evil-stupid-lady-vampire-who-we-all-want-to-die-soon-because-she-can-hurt-Edward-person makes an appearance!

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Chapter 4:

Bella can fly!

and "津波!!!!"

"It's going to rain isn't it?"

"Why did you bring us here Alice? You knew it was going to rain."

"Actually, I didn't."

"Great, just great."

Esme waved to the others that were getting out of the Volvo, and was smiling.

"Great day for the beach, isn't it?" Esme said, smiling.

"Sure. Just great."

"Edward, where's your beach spirit?

"Still sitting in the car, shaking with fear." Edward said, glancing at Alice, who was smiling.

"Alice what did you do this time?"

"She scared the crap out of me!"

"EDWARD! LANUGUAGE!"

"Sorry Esme….."

"You should be Eddie."

"What'd you call me?!"

"That's what you get for calling me Carli."

"One time! That was one time!"

"What's with vampires and "It was one time!"?" Bella asked Alice.

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

"What's with the "What?"?!"

"What are we talking about?"

"What?"

"STOP IT WITH THE WHAT'S!"

"Sorry Eddie." Bella smirked at him. Edward glared at her.

"It was Edward's fault!" Emmett yelled randomly.

"What?"

"What?" Emmett mocked him.

"What?!"

"What, Eddie? I am so confused."

"DON'T CALL ME EDDIE! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT NAME!"

"But Bella called you that."

"I'll get back at her later."

"I'd love to see that happen, Eddie!" Bella yelled. Eddie snarled and the next thing they knew, Bella's voice was fading as they saw her fly over the ocean singing "I believe I can fly!". Then they heard a splash.

"Edward. Why?" Alice asked whimpering. Edward turned to look at her. Her face was full of fear.

"What?"

"You killed Bella!"

"CRUD!!" Edward said, knowing he'd be dead if he swore in front of Esme.

"CANNONBALL!" Emmett screamed behind them, running toward the ocean. He obviously didn't realize that Bella was out there.

"EMMETT! NO!" Edward and Rosalie yelled, but they were too late. Emmett flew over the water and broke the surface, causing a huge wave.

--Somewhere in Japan—

Two people gazed into the ocean, then they saw the wave.

"津波!!!!"one of them yelled, the other person was screaming at the top of her lungs. Then they began to run.

Tsunami!!!!

--Back in Forks, or wherever they are—

"WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY! EDWARD! WHY!?!" Alice was shrieking at Edward. "Edward how could you! I hate you!" Alice turned on her heel and began to sob tearless sobs. Edward had run up the side of a cliff and stood at the top.

"KILL ME NOW VOLTURI! KILL ME NOW I BEG OF YOU!"

"Edward get down here this instant! Don't you hear that?" In the distant you could hear a scream.

"OMC Emmett! The water's cold! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Bella shrieked. Emmett had reappeared back to the beach, without Bella. In the distance you could see fire. On the water?! Victoria.

----On Bella's rock---

"Oh! Hey there Victoria! What's up?" Victoria opened her eyes wide.

"Oh, um. Hi there? I'm here to kill you?" Bella's eyebrows rose and she looked like she was ready to cry.

"Why Victoria? Why must I die? It's not like it's my fault that Edward killed James. I'm sorry about that though. I knew he loved you. But think about it. If Edward had attacked you and James killed him, how would you feel when I felt what you feel now where I began to hunt you so that I could kill you?"

"I, er, what?" Victoria looked at Bella's serious expression. "I guess I'd feel pretty bad….sort of maybe?" Bella sighed. "How about I don't kill you today and we have a tea party instead?"

"A tea party?"

"Yeah."

"I guess that sounds like fun. Sort of…"

Victoria beamed.

"Alright then! You call me Vicki!"

"Um, okay, Vicki."

"We are going to be the best of friends, you and I!"

Bella looked to the sky. Where are you Edward? She thought.

-------Back at the beach---------

"EMMETT! NOT AGAIN!" Rosalie yelled. (Emmett had originally caused the tsunami that killed hundreds of people two years ago. Nice going Emmett! Sorry if it's offensive!)

Edward had come down from his cliff, and sat on the beach with the rest of his family, trying to get his hopes back up.

"Hey, I heard that." Edward said, looking at Rosalie with a confused expression.

"Heard what?"

"You were saying that "why did you pick such an idiotic person to be your idiotic husband.""

"Thanks Edward. Thanks a lot." Rosalie said, sitting down next to him.

After a couple minutes of silence, Rosalie sighed.

"Still haven't found her yet?" she asked, a little concerned.

Edward looked up. "No, but she still would be here if she didn't call me Eddie. She knows how much I hate that name." Edward stiffened and growled.

"Constipated?" Emmett smirked at him.

"Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?"

"You just didn't look so good for a second. Do you feel alright Edward? Are you truly constipated?" Emmett turned serious.

Edward stood up, ready to attack Emmett for calling him constipated, but Rosalie held him back.

"Enough with the annoying and disturbing constipation! Dear god!" Rosalie stood up and stormed off.

"Just so you know, Bella and Victoria are having a tea party in the middle of the ocean and Victoria says that they'll be the best of friends."

"Get to the point Emmett. Enough with the jokes."

"No joke Edward, she's also gonna kill Bella afterwards."

"They're-WHAT?!"

"Don't attack me Edward. No joke at all."

Edward looked up to the grayish sky with the grayish clouds, and out to the grayish ocean.

"I gotta find her. Before it's too late!" Edward said, running up the beach.

"Go find her, my brother!" Emmett yelled.

Thanks for reading! This is probably the longest cahpter of them all!

Sorry if the Tsunami part is offensive in any way! We were just kidding!

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