Yay Chapter 6!

Aren't you all excited:D XD The last chapter was short and this one is a bit short too.

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REMINDER: Don't let Esme near the grill!!!

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Chapter 6:

Free trip to Africa

Bella woke up on the shores of a small beach in Africa, being poked by people with long sticks who were speaking to each other in a different language. And Bella, being Bella, did the first and only thing she could think of.

"Get back! I have pepper spray!" She went to reach into her pocket when she remembered she had a bathing suit on. "Crap!"

The Africans around her gasped.

"Bad person! Speaking such evil words! EVIL!!!!"

"Wha?!" Bella screamed as she was dragged by the natives back to their village.

--At the beach—

"Esme, are you sure you want to do this?" Carlisle was hovering around his wife who was looking intently at the grill set up before her.

"Of course Carlisle. Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, because you know…..last time, with the oven…and the kitchen…and my eyebrows…"

"That was one time! I lit the kitchen on fire one time and you just can't let it go! Besides, I replaced it didn't I?"

Carlisle nodded at his wife slowly.

"Alright then. Bella will probably be hungry when -and if- she gets back."

"IF?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF?" Alice shouted at her "mother". "Why wouldn't she come back?! She has to!"

Jasper came up beside her and gave her a hug.

"Of course she'll come back Alice. Why wouldn't she? Besides, you can see the future. Is she coming back soon?" He looked down at his wife who was deep in thought.

"Well, all I see is Bella on T.V. and a very angry Edward."

As if warning, Edward stormed on the beach. His face was very pale, but he was very mad.

"EMMETT, YOU EVIL, VILE, CRUEL, EVIL PERSON! YOU STARTED THAT WAVE; YOU MADE BELLA DISSAPEAR, YOU IDIOTIC MORON! OMC. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"

Emmett looked up from his hotdog that Esme had given him. It was black as charcoal. Edward's family was staring at him. Esme, shocked as she was, looked like she was going to faint. Alice, Jasper, and Rosalie had their mouths hanging wide open. Edward breathed hard, and Emmett stood up.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

"DO YOU THINK THAT I WANT TO REPEAT THAT EMMETT?"

"BRING IT ON."

Edward just stood there, his hands balled into fists, probably ready to attack Emmett and tear his head off.

"FINE THEN! LET'S GO!" Edward sprang at Emmett and knocked him to the ground. Edward punched Emmett and Emmett kicked Edward, sending him flying toward the ocean. But Edward got up again, and punched Emmett in the stomach. Emmett took Esme's nasty looking hotdog things and threw them at Edward, but Edward dodged them all. The family was still sitting there, with their mouths hanging open, too speechless to say anything. When Emmett had Edward in a headlock, Carlisle broke the silence.

"Boys! Honestly! Why don't you come over here and look at this?" Carlisle and the rest of the Cullens-and Hales- were all gathered around a small portable television set. On it was the news, live from Africa. Emmett still had Edward in a headlock when they walked over.

"I didn't know we had channels from Afr-"

"Emmett let me go!" Edward was still surprisingly struggling in Emmett's headlock.

"Not yet, my brother!"

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!" Rosalie shouted at the two fighting brothers. "And Emmett, just let the wuss go!"

"Hey!"

"SHUT UP! NOW!" Jasper had surprisingly yelled at the bickering trio. "We're trying to listen to the news!"

"What's so important about the news?" Edward said, finally out of Emmett's tough grasp.

"Get your butt over here and see for yourself Eddie!" Alice screamed to him. Edward made his way over, growling.

Then he saw what was on T.V.

"Hello. This is Bella Swan, live from Africa. Live from some god-forsaken village in the middle of nowhere!"

"OMC! What did she do to her hair?! It looks just like mine!" Alice's hands flew to her head. It was true, Bella's once long hair looked just like Alice's.

"Any who…stop looking at me like that you stupid cameraperson!" Bella glared and hissed at the cameraman; obviously he was shaking because the camera was too. "I'm here to report to you about the HIV epidemic. We need to stop it. Africa is plagued by this disease and I….that's it! You stupid idiotic idiot!" Bella lunged at the camera which landed on it's side. You could hear her hisses at the cameraman and he was screaming like a little girl.

"GET AWAY FROM ME! I NEED A TRANQUILIZER DART! NOW! HURRY! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Edward looked at the television in horror. OMC Bella! What are you doing?! Then you could see the cameraman run by the camera, covering his head with his hands.

"That's it! I quit! Help! Someone! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" He ran into the distance and fell into a stream. Bella then reappeared in front of the camera.

"This is all for tonight. And Edward, I am still going to kill you. And Emmett, I am going to play basketball with your head when I get back there." Bella then disappeared but her voice could still be heard. "HOW DO YOU TURN THIS STUPID THING OFF?" The camera then flew toward a tree and the screen went black.

Carlisle clicked off the television. Everyone looked at Emmett and Edward who were staring at the blank screen, twitching.

"Edward, Emmett. Go and get her. NOW."

"B-but Carlisle, she's in Africa."

"I DON'T CARE EMMETT! I SAID GO GET HER!"

"B-but, SHE'S HIS GIRLFRIEND. HE SHOULD GO GET HER. IT'S HIS FAULT." Emmett said, pointing to Edward.

Alice walked over, very calmly, and stood in front of Emmett.

"Emmett." Alice said calmly. Then she grabbed the collar of his shirt.

"GO AND GET HER RIGHT NOW. THE BOTH OF YOU! AND EDWARD, IT ISN'T FUNNY!" Alice glared at Edward who was trying not to laugh. His small sister was gaining up on his bigger brother. That probably wouldn't happen in a million years. "It is also partially your fault she's there. You just had to throw her into the ocean just because she called you Eddie. GROW UP!"

Edward looked at Emmett. They were still growling at each other, but then Edward sighed.

"Alice is right. We need to grow up Emmett."

"YEAH I'M RIGHT. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. NOBODY SAYS NO TO ALICE CULLEN! " Alice shouted. Her family stared at her in shock. "NOW GET GOING!" She then grabbed the two of them and threw them as hard as she could across the ocean. She turned back to her shocked family, brushing off her shirt. "So who's next?"

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The reason Bella seemed to have lost it with the cameraman is because of all the tranquilizers he threw at her. ;)

The explanation for that will be in a later chapter.

We're not really sure how Bella got to Africa...a really strong wave perhaps?

Also, wow, I guess you really shouldn't make Alice mad!!

And yes, HIV is a worldwide epidemic that is taking lives and we should do all we can to stop it.

Thanks for reading!

Kirs & Kate