Sorry if it took so long to update! Kate's working on Dominoes and it's taking awhile! XD

This is a really fun story to write! Chapter 8 is one of the better ones, poor Edward! (In the next chapter)

Enjoy!

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Chapter 7:

Edward and Emmett to the Rescue

Emmett turned to his brother as they ran across the ocean. (Can they really do that?)

"So is Eddie off to save his clumsy little Bella?" Emmett snickered, mocking him. Edward growled and glared at his brother.

"No, I'm going to rescue the cameraman."

Emmett looked at his brother confused.

"Of course I am going to rescue Bella you idiot! God, Emmett, you are such an idiot."

Emmett just shook his head, trying not to pound Edward with all his might. If they fought, they'd just be wasting their time, and then they'd have to face the wrath that is Alice Cullen.

--On the beach—

Esme, Jasper, Rosalie, and Carlisle were sitting as far from Alice as possible, cowering in fear. Alice looked at them skeptically.

"What?" Esme shrieked when Alice spoke and Carlisle had to cover her mouth with his hand. Before they could speak Jasper pointed off into the distance. Not to far from shore a small group of people were swimming in circles. Rosalie stood to get a better look and wrinkled her nose in disgust.

"Werewolves."

Jasper growled slightly and Carlisle had to try to calm him down. Jasper, of all people.

"What are they doing here? We're not on La Push land so they have no right to be here."

"Jasper! Be nice!" Esme glanced reproachfully at her "son".

"Whatever."

"Excuse me?!"

"Sorry mom…."

--In Italy—

---In Volterra—

--In the Volturi castle—

--In the, you get the point...—

"I think we need to pay the Cullens a visit!" Aro hopped out of his throne excitedly.

"You said that two seconds ago. Let it go Aro!"

"Shut up Caius! No one asked you!"

"Excuse me?!"

"Quiet you two. I agree with Aro."

"Yay! Marcus you're my new best friend!"

"Back away from me Aro. I don't appreciate hugs from you." Aro pouted and then spoke again.

"So when can we go? Can we go now? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Pl-"

"ARO! SHUT! UP!" Aro turned to glare at Caius.

"I didn't ask for your opinion Caius." He turned back to Marcus. "When do you think we should go?"

"Why don't we just go now to make you shut the heck up!" Marcus glared down at Aro as he spoke.

"Oh joy! I'll go and get my things!" Aro turned to leave the room and then spoke again. "Marcus said a bad word! A dollar in the swear jar!" He then left the room.

Marcus groaned. "Him and that dang swear jar. I swear, we're going to get rich off that thing."

"I heard that! Another bad word! Bad, bad Marcus! Bad! Another dollar!" Marcus mumbled a string of profanities and shoved a twenty into the jar.

"That should keep the moron happy for now."

"ANOTHER DOLLAR!"

--in the ocean, near Africa—

Emmett turned to face Edward.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Oh…." Two seconds later he spoke again.

"Are we there….yet?"

"No."

"Are we there…now?"

"NO Emmett."

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!"

"Are we there yet?!"

"NO EMMETT!"

"Are we there-"

"FOR GOD'S SAKE EMMETT, NO!!!!"

Emmett noticed his brother's angry glance, and looked up to the sky. Five minutes later, Emmett looked at Edward.

"Are we there……yet?"

Edward looked at him, growled, and then attacked him again.

"EDWARD! GET OFF OF ME!"

"YOU SAY THAT LINE ONE MORE TIME, YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER EVEN BORN! DON'T MESS WITH ME."

Edward read his mind. Oh, sure. What is little Eddie going to do? Strangle me? Are we there yet Eddie? Yeah, I know you can hear me.

"THAT IS IT EMMETT! I HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU! YOU MORON!"

Emmett wasn't even able to punch his brother in the gut, because they had somehow reached their destination.

Yay for Chapter 7:D XD

Yes, Aro is very, very, very, very, very, very OOC in this chapter.

Emmett called Edward Eddie and kind of made him mad…just a bit mad don't you think? XD

Thanks for reading! More to come soon!

Kirs & Kate