Yay for Chapter 8!
More OOC characters but what'd you expect? XD
Bella has officially lost it!
CRAZY natives in this chapter! We hope you like it!
A little Edward and Bella fluff at the end! D
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Chapter 8:
Crazy Bella
"BELLA! BELLA!" Edward yelled on the deserted island. Emmett found a stick, and started playing with it. Edward looked at him, rolled his eyes, and kept on walking.
Edward walked, and walked and walked, until he noticed that someone was pointing a sharp stick toward his chest, and the only thing he knew about sticks was that they were made of wood. Edward decided to turn back, and go see if Emmett was having fun with his stick. But when he turned to go back to the beach he saw Emmett barreling toward him.
"RUN EDWARD! YOU HAVE TO RUN!" Emmett shoved past Edward and disappeared into the trees.
"Alright then." Edward spun around to see a small band of natives coming toward him with wide eyes and more sharp sticks. One of them came toward Edward curious and tried to stab him with his spear. It just snapped against his granite chest.
"IIIEE!!" The band of warriors screeched and attacked him. Edward froze, shocked as the warriors tried to tackle him, bouncing off his granite chest. They screamed "IIIEE!!" once more and resorted to tying him up and gagging him. Edward was too shocked to do anything.
--At the beach--
"Are they back yet?" Rosalie asked her father, annoyed. "I'm bored."
"Well if you're so bored then why don't you go for a swim Rosalie?" Alice retorted back to the blonde. Rosalie gulped and stuttered back to Alice.
"S-sure…I think I'll go for a swim. Do-does anyone else want to come wi-with?" Esme jumped up with Carlisle.
"We'll join you Rose!" the three of them ran toward the ocean and toward Bella's rock, trying to stay as far away from Alice as possible. Alice looked down at Jasper. He gulped slightly. Of course he wouldn't go, he couldn't leave Alice on the beach…alone. Unless of course he wanted to face the wrath of Alice.
"Jasper…?" Alice's eyes were wide and she was looking at Jasper worried, also trying not to smile.
"Yes….Alice?" Jasper was hesitant to answer.
"We have to get to Africa. NOW."
--In Africa—
--In the village—
--In the village square—
Edward, still in shock, was being dragged by the band of natives who were now exhausted and collapsed on the ground after dragging him from the jungle.
"What do you want from me?" Edward spoke after pulling off the gag and breaking his restraints, somewhat dazed and confused. An old and wise looking woman walked up to him slowly.
"We want man for Queen. Crazy Queen. You make Queen happy."
"Right…So who is this Crazy Queen you speak of?"
"Good language…" the old woman murmured, deep in thought.
"Um…Okay…… So who is this Queen?" Before the old lady answered the small crowd that had gathered immediately shushed and a dazed and disoriented person walked into the village square.
"Bella!" Edward yelled, finally happy to see her again. Also sorry for throwing her into the ocean. "I'm so sorry!" he went to hug her when a villager screamed.
"IIEE!!" the villagers began to run in circles, trying to find shelter. The old woman smacked Edward upside the head with her staff which cracked. She gasped in horror.
Bella looked stunned to see him and then straightened up, glaring at him.
"Witch!" Some random voice yelled either a villager who knew very little English words, the old lady, Emmett, or Bella. Edward gasped when he figured out who it was.
"BELLA!" he moaned as the African natives gasped and glared at him in horror, backing away slowly. The old lady narrowed her eyes at him and then turned to Bella.
"What you want us to do to Witch-Man Crazy Queen?" Edward averted his gaze from the woman and looked at Bella shocked. Bella? Queen? Well, at least the Crazy part fits….a little…
"Burn the Witch-Man!" Edward's eyes widened in shock. Bella knows that's one of the only ways we can die. How could you Bella! I thought she loved me!
"BELLA!!!! Snap out of it! Come on! We have to get back to the beach!" He shook her gently, trying to break the trance. "It's me! Bella! It's Edward!" Bella's forehead creased in confusion like she was trying to remember something.
"Ed…Edward…"
"GET AWAY FROM QUEEN!" The old woman screeched at Edward.
"NO!" Then he smelled smoke. Bella had moved away from him and he was standing in a ring of fire. "Great, just what I need. A bunch of idiots burning a he-witch at the stake. OMC…" An odd noise came out of the trees.
"UH UH UH! (Or some kind of Tarzan/Ape-like voice XD) I've come to save you Edward!" Edward pinched the bridge of his nose when he recognized the voice.
"Please be wearing clothes Emmett, please…."
"Give me your hand my brother!" Edward looked up, praying that he was wearing clothes this time –which he was!- and saw that he was reaching down for him. Edward grabbed his hand and the vine-of course- swung over to where Bella was. Edward grabbed her and the trio swung of into the trees. The chorus of cheers, boos, and "IIEE!"'s could be heard in the background. Bella opened her eyes wide and looked up at Edward.
"Sorry…" she mumbled into his shoulder.
"That's okay, it's not everyday your girlfriend calls you a witch."
"Gee, thanks Edward." He kissed the top of her head before answering.
"Anytime."
See? We told you there'd be a little Edward and Bella fluff! XD
GO TARZAN EMMETT! YAY!
"IIEE!!"
If you were paying attention- which we hope you were ;D- you'd realize that when Emmett says: "RUN EDWARD! YOU HAVE TO RUN!" it's the quote from Bella's dream in Twilight only with the names changed. If you realized that before we said anything then you get a cookie:D ;D
Also...When Edward thinks I thought she loved me! It's a quote from our other story "Dominoes" when Bella thinks I thought he loved me! with the 'he' and 'she' changed. Or whatever. Be sure to check that story out too! XD
Yes we have OOC characters and we like sugar. Why do you ask:D
The reason for Bella's hair change and the reason she's nuts will be explained in another chapter.
This will be updated soon!
Thanks for reading!
Kirs and Kate