"ROBIN!" yelled Starfire, slamming on his door. "ROBIN, PLEASE OPEN YOUR DOOR IMMEDIATELY! ROBIN! ROBIN!" Cyborg had gone back to his room, retrieved his communicator, and panicked into it to Robin, who was somehow even more frightened now, even though he had locked all of the lock on his door, and backed those locks up with a dresser, a stereo, and a desk. He could practically feel Starfire's shining eyes through his reinforcements. He knew if she decided to use her star bolts, they would not stand up against her.
"Cyborg, if I make it out of this alive, I will kill you," he whispered angrily into the communicator.
"I know man, and I'd deserve it!"
"It'll be slow and painful, too!"
"I'd deserve every second!"
"Yeah, you're damn straight you would!"
"ROBIN, I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU OPEN THE DOOR THIS MINUTE!"
"Aw, Robin, she's gonna use the star bolts!"
"What do I do?!"
"I don't know!"
"ROBIN, I AM VERY, VERY ANGRY WITH YOU!"
"Man, just open the door before this gets messy!"
"No way!"
"ROBIN, I WILL GIVE YOU UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED COUNTING TO THREE!"
"Man, you've gotta open your door!"
"She'll kill me!"
"ONE!"
"Open the door!"
"No!"
"TWO!"
"She's gonna blow the whole tower up!"
"Let her, I wanna live!"
"TWO AND A ZBLORK!"
"Aw, man, what does that mean?! I don't like the sound of it!"
"She's counting, you idiot!"
"TWO AND A VORTKIR!"
"Open the door!"
"Fine!" Robin sprinted to his door, undid all the locks, and moved all the furniture out of the way.
"Um…Hey, Star," he greeted her nervously, panting.
"Hey, Robin," she said, glaring. Her gleaming eyes were definitely not a good sign.
"Um, come in…"
"I will," she said, shoving him out of the way and marching into his room, her eyes still bright green.
"Robin? Robin? Robin, man, what's going on? Did you open the door? Please tell me you opened the door! Robin? Robin!" Cyborg's static voice was abruptly shut off as Starfire broke it to pieces with one perfectly accurate star bolt.
"Starfire, please, I didn't—''
"No! You are not allowed to speak!" Robin closed his mouth. She pushed him violently onto his bed as she started pacing.
"Star—''
"My sister, Robin! She is my sister! And she is a bad, bad person! A very, very, very bad person!"
"Star, I didn't know—''
"Do not say you did not know! You knew quite well she was my sister, and I tried for a very long time to tell you that she is not a good person, but you would not listen to me!"
"Star, we only—well—I mean, it didn't mean anything—''
"Are you telling me that you would do that with somebody if it did not mean anything to you?! Does that mean that we—''
"I mean, it meant nothing to her!"
"So then she did mean something to you!"
"Yes—I mean, no—Star—''
"Well, did she or did she not?!"
"She did, now she doesn't! I was wrong, okay? I was wrong and I did a horrible thing, and I'm sorry because I know how wrong it was nad I promise I'll never do it again!"
"Of course you will not! My sister is in jail! What concerns me so is that you have kept this as a secret from me for a very long time even though I tell you everything!"
"I just—I didn't want to upset you—''
"It upsets me far greater now than it would have then!"
"Well, I can see that now, but—I mean—I don't know what to do to tell you how sorry I am because no matter what I say it comes out wrong and you make it sound bad! What can I say to make this better?"
"You cannot say anything, Robin."
"Star, what…What do you mean?"
"I mean that I think we need to…What is the phrase? 'Go our separate ways', correct?"
"No! No, not correct!"
"Well, please excuse my poor grammar but I believe you understand what I mean!"
"Star, please, you can't—''
"I can, Robin, and I am!"
"ROBIN, DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR?!" came a voice from Cyborg, who slammed open the door. Starfire wheeled around at him, glaring with those gleaming green eyes. "AH!" he screamed, and ran the opposite direction.
"Now, please do not disturb me while I go try to subdue my rage!"
"Don't worry, I won't," said Robin, almost in a whisper. There was no way this could be real. It was impossible. But as Starfire flew swiftly and ferociously out of his room, he knew that he was wrong.
