ChApTeR 2
The gang sat at the usual bench. It was Saturday and they were bored as hell.
"Dude…. I'm so bored!" Odd moaned.
"Yeah…What is there to do since we shut down XANA?" Jeremy muttered.
"We got to think of something…." Aelita said scratching her head.
Ulrich sighed and put his hand on Odd's shoulder.
"Dude……I know…." He said wisely.
"You know?" Odd asked shocked.
"Yes….I know."
-30 seconds later-
The gang was now in Yumi's room. The entire room was smoky and the gang's eyes were bloodshot. The floor was peppered with McDonald's wrappers, empty BIC lighters, peanut butter jars, and fun-sized 3 musketeer's bars wrappers.
Jeremy coughed.
"Whoa…….." he said.
The volume was turned all the way up on the TV and the theme song of the trippiest TV show in the world was playing.
Were your back yard friends the backyardigans!
Ulrich giggled. Odd coughed. Yumi dribbled on her shirt slightly. Aelita scratched her neck swiftly and Jeremy stared at the TV not even blinking.
"Fucking incredible" he said watching the TV.
Odd stared at Aelita's hair and giggled.
"What?" she asked nervously.
"It's so pink!!!" he laughed "Does the carpet match the curtains?" (am I write fellas? I want to know!!!"
Yumi's laptop suddenly blinked to life and an electronic voice said,
" This is XANA I've come back and I will destroy you all mwhahahaha! Hey what are you-non back off noooooo!"
Odd grabbed a dime bag from his pocket and walked over to the laptop, popped the disk tray, muttered lighten up and jammed the dime bag in the computer.
The computer screen went blank and a face appeared (the face kind of looked like the face from nick jr. from the 90's remember kids?) the eyes went blood shot and the mouth formed a perfect O.
The gang watched The Backyardigans. Aelita sat the laptop on the floor in front of her so her former enemy could watch the TV. Aelita stood up and grabbed at an imaginary insect she saw flying in the air. The screen on the computer tilted back and looked up Aelita's dress and turned to Odd and nodded smiling.
"Dude." Odd said
"Dude." Ulrich said
"Dude." Yumi said
"Dude." Aelita said
"Jeremy" Jeremy said
"Dude" XANA said
"Dude" Fez said smiling and giving a thumbs up.