The gang sat in a circle in Yumi's basement. The basement was thick with smoke, but luckily Yumi's parents and her little brother were out of town for the weekend. In the center of the circle was a pile of weed bags they had each brought.
"I don-I don't understand why we have to use my basement." Yumi coughed.
"Cause you're the only one with a basement, man!" Odd giggled.
"Basement man?! Where?" Aelita asked looking around the room.
Ulrich took a long puff from the joint and blew two lines of gray smoke from his nose. He started to pass the joint to Jeremy but hesitated, counting the bags.
"Hey where's your bag, Einstein?" He asked.
"I forgot dude." Jeremy said.
Ulrich shook his head and skipped Jeremy, giving the joint to Odd.
"You know the rules Einstein." Odd said taking a drag.
"Bring a sack or pass it back!" They said in unison.
They smoked all of the bags of the green stuff and lay back on the floor of the basement, completely fried out of their minds.
"OH, MY GOD!!!" Yumi yelled loudly (obviously)
"WHAT!" The gang yelled at her.
"I just remembered I got a pitcher of purple stuff in the fridge that gives us super powers!" She exclaimed.
"DUDE!" they cheered.
They hopped up and ran up the stairs to Yumi's kitchen but she stopped them at the fridge.
"What's up?" Aelita asked licking the roof of her cotton plagued mouth.
Yumi sighed.
"I forgot the combination…." She muttered.
They all groaned and slumped. Yumi started pressing imaginary buttons on the fridge, making the beeping sounds herself, eventually beeping to the rhythm of the code Lyoko theme song. She pulled the door desperately but to no avail. She sniffed slightly and broke down crying on Ulrich's shoulder, who smiled and gave Odd a thumb's up. Suddenly, a blue phone booth thingy appeared out of nowhere. A man in a blue pin stripped suit and brown hair stepped out of it, walked over to the fridge, pulled out a small metal tool and pointed it at the fridge. The tool glowed blue and made a humming sound and the fridge swung open.
"Wow! Thanks Doctor Who!" Jeremy exclaimed.
"Everybody gets one." The coolest sci-fi hero in the history of the world said as he climbing back in the TARDIS.
The TARDIS disappeared leaving the gang alone to drink the magic purple stuff that always seems to be in the back of anyone's fridge. (I'm serious. go look boys and girls). The gang drank the deliciously sweet purple stuff like it was the fountain of youth, but just like in the TV box and the talkin' pictures, it came with a price. Upon drinking it and have smoked all that weed, it had a cross effect and ended up turning the weed in their system into acid. (This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever written…).
Aelita suddenly shrieked and pointed at the toaster.
"A monster! Gahhhhh!"
-Aelita vision-
Toaster evil furry monster chasing her yelling "RAGGLE FRAGGLE"
Aelita ran upstairs into Yumi's room screaming like a banshee. The gang chased her and Yumi managed to sub due her and wrap her in a blanket and convince her that monsters couldn't penetrate blankets and coax her back into the basement. The gang got back into their circle and smoked the last joint they had.
"Dude…." Odd said softly then exploding in a fit of giggles.
"Dude…." Ulrich said drooling slightly
"Dude?" Jeremy asked.
"Nuh-uh. Duuuude." Yumi corrected.
"Agggh!" Aelita shrieked from her blanket.