Usual disclaimers apply: Not mine, No Money made and distruction of characters
WARNING: Discussion of Sex Toys and A bit of smut toward the end
Hamburgers, HOTdogs & Toys
Ric and Steph went shopping that afternoon for food and stuff for the cookout. Steph told Celeste to pass around the word. Knowing Celste, everyone who lived or worked on base was be coming over. So Ric bought 5 boxes of 20 hamburger patties, 5 packages hot dogs and 5 slabs of ribs. Plenty of rolls and buns along with plenty of condiments, drinks, side dishes and all the other stuff they needed. They spent almost $1500. Luckily, they didn't need to buy a grill because their was a nice brick grill built on the back patio.
Stephanie spent the rest of the night cutting up onions, tomatoes and lettuce. Ric ordered some Chinese take-out for him and Steph, while all Ricky wanted was Spaghetti O's. They watched some TV and soon went to bed. Tomorrow was going to be a busy day and they need plenty of rest.
The morning came too fast. Ric took his daddy responsibilities seriously. He got Ricky changed and dressed while Stephanie made breakfast, which consisted of bacon, eggs and toast.
People started arriving around 10:30 and Ric immediately got the grill going and started cooking. Celeste and Penny helped Stephanie get everything set up. While the other expected and unexpected guest arrived. Ric's guys showed up about noon, with beer in hand. Shelia brought a side dish called Cracker Salad. Stephanie looked at in disgust.
"What is in it?" She asked Shelia.
"Saltine crackers, tomatoes, mayo, boiled eggs and onion." She explained, "It's a southern dish, I am from Georgia ya know."
Shelia picked up a spoon and told Steph to try some. She protested but finally gave in. The flavors and the different textures made her taste buds dance.
"Oh wow, thats good! Put it in the fridge until everyone is ready to eat."
There had to be 50+ people in their back yard, living room and kitchen. Stephanie, trying to be a good hostess, made sure everyone had a good time and made sure everyone met Ric. The moms with small children were camped out in the living room, being subjected to Barney on the TV. The older kids were playing games and having fun in the back yard. They guys were huddled around Ric as he cooked the food, drinking beer and talking.
Since Ricky was occupied with the other small children in the house, Stephanie sat outside at the picnic table with her friends, admiring the rears of Ric and his friends.
"Girl, how did you snag something that looks that good?" Penny asked.
"He snagged me actually." Stephanie blushed sightly remembering her birthday almost 3 years ago.
"If I had something like that to come home to, I wouldn't need a vibrator.", Celeste laughed.
"Oh speaking of vibrators, Did any of you get a new catalogue from Crystal?" Penny asked. Crystal is a friend if Penny's who sales mail order sex toys for a living, this neighborhood is her main source of income.
Everyone shook their head 'no'.
"She should be here soon, she had to do a bachelorette thing this afternoon. She should have some catalogues. I want to get one of those huge black dildos so I can think of that mountain of chocolate over there." Penny said, evil smirk in place.
"Penny, your married, or did you forget already?" Stephanie asked. Penny's husband Cliff, was over seas and had been gone for 2 years, almost as long as Ric had been gone. Penny was 25 and had an overactive libido, no wonder Crystal is her best friend.
"Don't ruin her fantasies, Steph. Just because your stud muffin is back, you remember how you felt when Dan came home." Steph nodded at Celeste's question,"Well, we feel that way now, but the plus side is the single eye candy." Celeste sat up a little straighter and had thrust her chest out making her C cups look bigger. Lester turned around and saw her and gave her a wink.
Celeste was 22, and her husband, Dan, had come home once in the two years Ric was gone. He was also over seas, but not in the same place as Ric or Cliff, none of them had ever crossed paths.
About that time Crystal burst through the back door,"Has the party started with out me? I see the entertainment's already arrived." She said eying the guys gathered around the grill. She definently got their attention. Crystal is 27 and very bubbly blonde. 5'5" DD chest and a ghetto booty. Tank was watching her closely as she walked over to the table. She was wearing short jean shorts and pink lacey tank top that made her boobs look 3 times bigger.
The girls started talking about the guys. Ric was finishing up the last of the grilling and they started to scatter grabbing plates and filling them with the side dishes. Ric stopped them all and asked them where there manners were, the ladies and children should be served first. Ric walked over to the table quietly and overheard the girls conversation. They were looking at a magazine.
"I want the brown one of those and I need a new one of these, I killed the last one I got." Stephanie said, having no clue that Ric was right behind her.
He notice what they were looking at a grinned. The other girls were suddenly silent and he whispered to her loud enough so the other girls could hear and pointed at a remote controlled Venus Butterfly, "I could have some fun with that."
Stephanie practically jumped out of her skin and quickly closed the catalogue.
"Babe? Am I not satisfying you?" He wrapped his large arms around her. "You seemed to enjoy yourself the other night. Three times to be exact." The girls giggled at his comment.
Before she could answer Ricky ran out the back door bare butt, his little wee-wee wiggling.
"We got a streaker!" Lester shouted laughing. The girls were laughing full force now.
Ricky ran right for Ric, and he picked him up. "What are you doing and what is all over you?" Ric asked sniffing his son.
About then Jen, one of Steph's mommy friends, came out the door and looked at the naked Ricky in Ric's arms.
"Abby and Ricky spilled a glass of milk all over themselves and I was going to give them a bath before they soured." she explained.
"No bath with bay-bay, bath with Daddy."
Ric shook his head. "Come on, buddy. Let's get you cleaned up." Ric turned back around to Steph and the girls, "Food is ready, ladies. Help yourself."
Jen got her two year old daughter, Abby cleaned up first and then Ric got in the tub with Ricky and got him cleaned up. He went back out side and handed Ricky off to Steph. Tank stopped him just as he was reaching for a plate, "Yo, Ranger man. Is it a bad thing for me to want to pin down that Crystal, she is de-lish." Tank said watching Crystal eating a hot dog.
"Isn't she married, man?", Ric asked seeming unsure. He figured all Steph's friends were married, but he could be wrong.
"She isn't wearing a ring, should I find out?"
"Yeah go ask Steph." Ric motioned to her fixing herself a plate to share with Ricky.
Stephanie told Tank that she was single, but didn't know her preferences in men. He figured he would give it a try. He watched her and noticed occasionally she would smile at him.
Ric and Stephanie sat side by side, Ricky sat on his daddy's lap and wanted to try everything they each had on their plates. Stephanie couldn't have been much more happy than she was right now. The three of them were together finally and having a great time.
Once everyone ate and it started getting dark, all the mommy's went home with their children and Steph had laid Ricky down to sleep. Everyone threw a hand in to help clean up and were now outside sitting on the patio, drinking beer and having a grand time. Crystal sat in Tank's lap, marvelling at the contrast in their sizes and skin color. Tank was about 6'6" and the color of dark chocolate, Crystal was 5'5" and fair skinned. Stephanie was the only one not drinking, she wouldn't be 21 until October, and Ric just couldn't talk her into it.
Lester stood up and made a toast, "Here's to friends, new and old. To Ranger, You have been a great leader for us and may you lead us on many more adventures. To Stephanie for being so supportive of Ranger these past few years. And to Crystal for helping keep these fine ladies sexually satisfied while their men are away serving their country."
Everyone held up their beer, Steph held up her can of soda and took a drink.
They got into discussing Crystal's job and before they knew it, she had her Bag'o Fun out. Steph was thankful Ricky was still asleep by this point. She was the only sober person there.
Celeste and Penny started making out, the guys just gwaked in amazement. Ric leaned over to Stephanie and whispered, "Do you do that?"
She turned to him,"No, I told them I would have to be really desperate." She stood up and straddled Ric sitting on a lounger,"I have you." She kissed him and he wrapped his arms around her pulling her closer to him. Pretty soon, Crystal and Tank started. Lester, Hal and Ram felt a little left out.
Lester cleared his throat,"Excuse me, but we are still here." He motioned to the three of them sitting not 10 feet away from everyone else. Penny and Celeste excused themselves. Crystal and Tank gave it a rest as did Ric and Steph. It was getting late and the guys had a class to go to in the morning. Everyone said their good-byes, Ric told the guys to be ready at 0500 for PT. They groaned and grubmled, but Ric knew if they valued their lives the would be there. Everyone was gone by 9:30 PM.
Steph and Ric looked in on Ricky before they showered together and headed for bed. They didn't go to sleep right away because Ric wanted to play with Steph's little toy collection.
"What do you think about when you use this?" Ric asked as he held up the purple jelly vibrator.
"You." she replied. He laid it down and continued throught the box.
"What about this?" He held up a flesh colored dildo.
"You." was her reply again.
"Show me what you do with it." Ric was fascinated with the few things she had to sexually satisfy herself.
"Ric! Why would I want a rubber one when I have the really thing right here."
"I want to watch you, can you pretend I'm not here and pleasure yourself?"
"I can try." She replied shyly.
"Babe, we are married, there is nothing to be ashamed of. I'd love to watch you pleasure yourself."
"Ok, I'll try." She took the dildo from him that almost matched his size and started touching herself with it.
Ric watched as she slammed it in and out of her wet opening. The sounds she was making were driving him mad. He grabbed a little mini vibe and turned it on. He placed it right on her clit and she moaned loudly and arched her back in pleasure. She came hard calling his name, his whole first name. "Ricardo! Oh Yes!"
He threw the mini vibe down and yanked the dildo out of her pussy and replaced it with the real thing. Slamming her hard, causing her orgasm to continue. They finally fell asleep sometime after midnight, fully sated.
I hope you enjoyed this portion. I apologize for any errors , but I did a hurried edit.
My thanks go out to Crystal, and her Ghostbuster watching Hammie!
P.S.
Crys.. We are 2 very sick individuals!
LOVE YA!
Hollie
The recipe for Cracker Salad
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 large tomato, finely chopped
3 green onions, finely chopped
1 1/2 cups mayonnaise
1 hard boiled egg, finely chopped
Salt
Freshly ground black pepper
In a medium size bowl, coarsely crush the crackers with your hands - you should have big cracker pieces. Add the remaining ingredients, mix well, and serve immediately. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper.
(Not my mom's reciepe, but pretty close... She usually makes a bigger batch using 4 sleeves of crackers and a big can of crushed tomatoes and regular yellow onion rather than green)
Try it and enjoy!!