Semyl: We are baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Kyou: You mean YOU are back.

Semyl: Well yea I guess that is what I mean, besides it's not like YOU write the story Kyou.

Kyou:………

Semyl: See, you know your place! That's good, but I'm really sorry I went on a long well just a long writer's block…I didn't but…well just read my bio to understand…and I'm so sorry I took so long….also I have been improving my writing skills and I might not make such short unmeaning chapters!

Mimiru-Sama: Thanks so much for sticking with this story, I really messed up the chapters and now looking back…I really sucked…I thank you for all the support and keeping up!

Da Devil: (Although I don't know if you will read this because it was months ago…and you were an unknown reviewer…) Please refrain from insulting me…well I'm trying to improve and that is that. Thanks for reading it though!

Semyl: Ok now there is OOCness and the plot may change a bit since I forgot what was supposed to happen…I don't remember what the red and crack thing was…but I will improvise!

Kyou: I'm worried…

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Semyl: -smile- On with the story!

My Washed Up Life All because of a Pirate

Chapter 5: Dealing with the Situation

-Recap-

"We want to settle down and my men would like to get hitched, so for them I went out and caught us some women, A LOT of women which is your ship."

"You lost me…"

"We stole all the women on the ship so that we could marry ourselves off and have a damn good happy life! Got that bitch!"

I remember seeing red…and then hearing a loud crack in the air…

-End Recap-

InuYasha was holding a whip in his hand, that was about to hit him. It seems that Koga barged in and was about to whip this dog, or InuYasha, upside down till he cried mercy. (Of course it seems like InuYasha caught it, but it would have been funny to see him cry like a baby, right?) Well anyways, back to the story.

"Don't you dare lay a hand on, Lady Kagome," Koga hissed between his teeth.

InuYasha just smirked and pulled the whip toward him, taking the whip from Koga's hands. He looked at Koga with an almost amusing, yet bored look at Koga and said, "So I'm guessing you were on the ship to watch over this brat?"

"I am NOT A BRAT!" I yelled hitting InuYasha. So I may be a bit bitchy at times, but you don't need to say it so crudely! InuYasha just brushed the hit as if I never even hit him at all. Koga didn't say anything but looked like he might just pounce on InuYasha and kill him at the spot.

"So I guess you sneaked onto my ship to, think you're so smart, huh?" the pirate said, "Well think again, you aren't. And I wasn't hurting your precious 'Lady Kagome' anyways. Who would WANT to lay a hand on her?"

I think this may get out of hand, although I know Koga is strong…I think this pirate may be stronger. What happens if InuYasha KILLS Koga? Besides there is no one to back Koga up, and InuYasha has his crew! I got into the middle of their fight and well I heard a lot of new words, and eventually Koga's fate was to be locked into the dungeon until he got "better" whatever that means. (I think he and I are going to have a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG talk later…) So now InuYasha and me were alone in the cabin. Again.

"Now that THAT is done, I think we should make a deal," I said. If all of us women was to be subjected to this, to be…married and stuff like that, I think I should get the better end of the deal!

"A deal?" he said almost stupidly.

"Yes, because I could get all the women to riot and would the men WANT to hurt their future wives? I don't think so, so I thought of a plan," I said carefully.

"Go ahead, tell me this 'plan' of yours," he said.

"I'll get the women to go along with ending up getting married, because they will most likely want freedom from prison. Umm…hold on where are you planning on bringing us?" I asked realizing I haven't thought out my entire plan that carefully.

"We were going to sail to this remote island and make well a town there; we already have some buildings there and other living things there. If you're wondering if other people have discovered it, the answer is no," he said while actually saying a civilized answer. He sat down on a chair next to the bed and being NICE. Well it's sort of shocking since when I first met him, he was swearing a storm and yelling at me. I guess I must have really pissed him off, but maybe we might actually got something going…

"Hmm…ok so as I was saying I could possibly get the women to go along with the whole 'getting married to pirates' deal by doing this," I said while mapping out the plan in my head. I was thinking about getting the men and women to fall in love and that way everyone would be happy right? Besides we'll be in a deserted island and with both men and women, they should eventually fall in love sooner or later…although I'll have to later think of how I'll escape…

"Well what's this master plan you have, lady?" he said gruffly," Hurry up, I don't have all freakin' day!"

"Ok ok! No need to be so hasty about it! Well if you just let us all live on the island, both men and women," I said, "Instead of having your men just choose a girl who they think is pretty and nice looking, and for all they know the girl could be a total dummy, it would be nicer to just find someone themselves. So if we all live on the island, get to know each other, they should eventually find someone right? It would be like almost living in a village, except that we are in a deserted island, and only a selective number of men and women. The women would actually feel civilized and the men could possible feel more content with settling down. That would or could make everyone happy."

InuYasha didn't say anything but just stood up and paced for a while. It seemed as if he MIGHT have been thinking things over, but I think he may be a bit thickheaded since he mistaken me for Kikyou, my cousin. I don't know why he might have been thinking that, but I guess me and Kikyou do sort of look a like…

"I'll think it over a bit," he said harshly," It depends on my men."

I gasped with a bit of excitement and clasped my hands together," That's good, but how are the women handing with the fact that they are now capti-"

There was a banging on the door and InuYasha yelled, "WHAT!"

A man with blondish hair that was spiked and streaked came in. He wore an eye-patch on one of his eyes and was looking at InuYasha and then me.

"Eh, well you see the women are making a fuss," the man said," We don't know if we should grab them and put them back below or something, after all we are going to marry them eventually so we don't want to hurt them or anything."

InuYasha stood up abruptly and yanked my arm up, I guess telling me in a harsh way to get up also. I stood up and he held onto my arm pretty tight. He started to drag me toward the door and the man just looked at the both of us curiously.

"I'll go along with your stupid idea if you can get the women to calm down, so do it now!" he yelled while giving me a push to the door. I turned around and gave him a dirty look for being so rough with me, and then opened the door. I walked to the deck and saw all the women yelling about what the heck they were doing on this ship and why. Geez doesn't that sound familiar? The ship's crew was trying to be nice like, telling them to calm down but of course the women didn't give a damn and just kept on asking when they were going to get off this stupid ship.

"Lady Kagome!" a voice yelled. It was from the crowd of women and out came Rikku. She was sort of like the 'leader' of all the women, I heard that she was going to prison for finally being caught for stealing tons of food. They say that she stole the food for the kids that lived of the streets, but others say that she just got it for her gang. Well whatever the deal she was a pretty nice girl. She was only 17, a year older than me, with blonde hair tied with a bandanna. I bonded with her on the ship when we first set out. (I couldn't tell you everything I did on the ship now, or the story would be way to long!) She treated me like a little sister, and was extremely kind, it was a pity that she would be going of to jail…Her eyes were dark green and she also seemed so peppy for some reason, but well let's get on with the story.

Rikku went up to me and placed her hands on my shoulders asking me, "Are you ok? Did they hurt you or anything?"

I shook my head, "Well except for the punch to knock me out and everything I'm ok, how about you?"

"I'm fine! But what's with the whole take all the women to this ship deal? I got the women to all revolt and all, and they aren't hurting us or anything, so maybe we can umm…take over the ship and go somewhere besides prison?" she said without taking another breath.

"I'll tell you the situation, but can you get all the women to calm down? I'll tell you all about it," I said. Rikku nodded and whistled to the women to quiet down and come over here. So I was there surrounded by all the women on the deck explaining our situation. The pirates were at another side of the ship looking at us cautiously.

"You see those sad looking men?" I asked while pointing at the pirates, "I was told by the captain that they want to quit their job at being well a pirate and settle down. We'll be going to a deserted island. And it most likely will be, because they are pirates and they don't want to be caught or anything."

"Settle down?" a voice asked.

"A deserted island you mean no prison?" another said.

"Yep, but there's a catch…" I said slowly, wondering what their reaction would be when I told them that the pirates wanted to be MARRIRED!

"And that is?" Rikku asked curiously.

"We get married to them."

There was silence for a couple of seconds and then all of a sudden Rikku yelled out.

"That's ALL!"

"Huh?" I said.

"They won't hurt us or anything, as long as we just get settled with them? I would take anything besides going to prison right now, and I thought they would want us as well lovers or something, but living a normal life?" Rikku yelled, "I think I would take that, right girls?"

"YEA!" The women yelled out their approval and I was a bit stunned. But then again they do have a point, anything that isn't dying, getting tortured, or going to prison, would look mighty good at a time like this.

"Do we get time to know them or something?"

"When do we get to the island?"

"Is their food I'm hungry!"

"Hmm which man to choose…"

"All of them actually don't look that bad!"

"They don't smell like the men on the streets!"

The women started to talk among themselves and pointing at the men and talking excitedly. Maybe I'm the only one who's upset about this because, I've been free and they haven't been. And to them this IS their freedom…

I turned to see InuYasha with his arms folded and he nodded to me with this smug looking smile.

I sighed and nodded back.

Maybe I could get used to things….

Then again I could hear the cries from down below in the ships' dungeon. If Koga could get word to my brother…

Ok maybe I won't be doing so hot now…

-End of chapter 5-

Semyl: - I'm sorry that wasn't that long! And for the red light thing and crack I really have no idea what that was…so I just made it up at that point.

Kyou:….

Semyl: Also there will be appearances from Rikku and Gippal from Final Fantasy and maybe others, but they are just MINOR characters so don't go thinking there will be more romances…One romance is hard enough…

Kyou:……

Semyl: I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review! Remember to review Me, A goddess, In HADES! (If not enough…I don't know if I will update this…)