Okay people, CHAPTER THREE ISH HERE!!! throws confetti w00t!! alright down to business, I'm oh-so-sorry I haven't updated this one in a while. Things have... happened... yeah. anyway!

Jade: Hey Skie?

Skie: Yeah Jade?

Jade: Nevermind, forget about it...

Skie: NO TELL ME!!! You've peaked my insatiable curiosity!! I MUST KNOW THINGS!!

Jade: oO;; ooookkkkaaayyyy...

Skie: TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME!!!!

Jade: Hey the story's starting again!

Skie: YAY! STORYSTORYSTORYSTORYSTORYSTORYSTORY!!!

ONWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER THREE!!!!: The Meeting

Jade and Skie followed the boys back to the temple and saw that another teenage boy was conversing with a haggard old lady. The new boy turned and the girls saw he had a "Jr." tattoo on his forehead and he was sucking on a pacifier.

"Perfect. The two I wanted to see," Koenma said, walking up to them.

Jade froze in her tracks, glaring at Koenma, Skie glanced down at her friend and back up and Koenma. She grinned widely and whispered something in Jade's ear. The shorter girl clamped her mouth shut to hide the giggles.

The toddler in teen form stopped a few paces away from the girls, the boys forming a loose half-circle behind them.

"Skie-" Koenma started,

"So Kinetically Inconsumably Energetic!" Skie piped.

"-and Jade-" he tried again.

"Just Awesomly Dynamically Eccentric!" Jade cheered.

Koenma gave them both a look and before continuing. "My name is Koenma, I am the son of the ruler of the Spirit World, where your soul goes when you die. You may not believe such things now, but you will soon enough. I'm not going to beat around the bush. You two are not normal girls--"

Skie snorted, "We knew THAT."

Koenma gave them an irritated glare and a sigh before continuing. "Somehow when you were playing in the mountains you opened a portal from your dimension into this one. Everything from your world is no longer reachable. Furthermore, you two are demons--"

Skie held up her hands in a stopping motion. "Wait, wait, wait, stop and rewind! You're saying that anything and everything we know back home is gone?"

"Yes, but-" Koenma was cut off by Jade.

"You mean my house and hers? All the people we knew, animals things like that?" she asked.

"Yes. but--" Koenma failed miserably to finish a sentence.

"Do we ever have to leave?" Skie asked, a happy, hopeful look in her eyes.

"No, but--"

Skie turned to Jade and Jade turned to Skie and they hugged fiercely. "Oh this is GREAT!" Skie shouted.

"Yeah!" Jade said. "No more John! No more Edna!"

Then they stared dancing around, arms linked. Finally Koenma had enough. "SHUT UP!!!!" He yelled.

The girls froze and stared at his in amazement.

"What are you two going on about?!" he asked.

The girls exchanged glances, "Secret!" they said solemnly.

Koenma shook his head, "Anyway, you two are demons. Skie, you are half shapeshifter, half electricity. Jade, you are also half shapeshifter but your other half is wind. Normally, I would ship demons like you off to Makai, Demon World, but this isn't a normal case. I'm putting you two on probation. You will stay and train and assist my Reikai Tentai in any way possible. I'm giving you three chances, if you mess these up, you're either going back to your dimension or into Makai. Now, I have to go." He vanished with a "poagh" noise and a puff of purple smoke.

Everyone was silent

Skie looked confused, so did Jade. "What does he mean by 'demons'? And all that 'shapeshifter', 'wind' and 'electricity' crap?" Skie asked her friend.

Jade shrugged, "Beats the heck out of me. Hey! Maybe they can tell us!" She whirled around and faced the boys, looking hopeful.

Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hiei all looked at Kurama, who looked back at each of them, then realized what they were implying. "Oh!" he said. He took a step forward and bowed again to the girls. "what Koenma means is that you two are not humans. You are a race of beings that have powers and supernatural occurances that no humans can explain." He smiled at them.

The girls looked at each other and look of comprehension on their faces. "Ooohhh!!!" Then it fell. "Huh?"

"You can explain later Kurama," Genkai spoke from the doorway of her dojo. "You two girls are now my apprentices. You will do everything I tell you whenever I tell you to do it. You will bleed, sweat, cry, faint and probably die. I will push you so hard you may go insane under the strain."

"Well, somebody already beat you to that little note, miss." Jade said, "We're already crazy."

Genkai smirked, "Then I can push even harder. How does that sound?"

"FUN!" The two girls cried, jumping into the air and hanging there for a moment, frozen in the air before falling on the ground.

"So much for a dramatic pause…." Skie muttered.

Genkai raised an eyebrow but turned around to go back inside. She stopped and looked over her shoulder. "Your rooms are on the west side of the dojo. Though you will not be in there very much over the course of the coming months." She directed her gaze to the four boys standing behind them, "I will expect you four to help out with their training as much as possible, helping them develop their energy and controlling their powers. Training starts this weekend."

It was Wednesday.

Skie: Now tell me what you were going to tell me before we read this chapter!

Jade: I forgot….

Skie: 00;;;; cries

Jade: whispers to you I really didn't forget! It's fun to mess with her like this!

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