Oh, and I realise that I left out the 'r' in April Fools... Sorry! I should really improve my spelling.
mrspadfoot4eva: Yeah, it was weird, but I felt like doing a prank...:)
Draco's Little Vixen: Sorry! Well, here's the real chapter...Hope you like it...:)
EboniteEvans: Yeah, I'm glad that's not what really happened, too... Imagine if it actually happened:)
Padfoot2446: Well, I'm glad you're still healthy and not suffering from a heart attack:) Hope you like the new chapter...
webling-girl05: Yes, the names were weird:) If that really happened, the poor kids would get bullied because of their weird names:) Hope you like the new chapter...
EmeraldShadows: Yay! It's Emerald:D... I'll try to put more one-shots it:)...Hope you like the new chapter...
ShadowedLightning: Yeah, I missed the 'r'... LOL...I didn't even realise it, until you told me:)
riduculouslyriddikulus: Well, I'm glad you didn't think the previous chapter deserved to die:)...
ourlittlesecret7: I'm glad I didn't miss the 'o' as well as the 'r'...:)
truefairy lights: Yeah, I know, I missed the 'r'...Stupid of me, right:)
cerdinalz: Thanks for your review:) Yeah, I'm missing the 'r'. I should read it over again, the next time I do something like that...:)
Ginsesa: Hey, I'm glad you like the joke:)... Thanks for your review and I hope you like the new chapter...
starnerd: LOL...But maybe it wasn't a joke...:)
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Bellatrix 06: Well, glad you didn't hate the joke:)...Hope you like the new chapter...
shmokey-bear: I'm glad you found it funny:)... But what if the previous chapter was real?...
Lauren543: Hey, Imagine if it was a REAL chapter:D LOL... I hope you like the new chapter...:)
aznphreak1218: Yes, I'm also glad that James and Katelin didn't end up together, because that would just make me miserable...:) Hope you like new chapter...
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bophie: Yeah, I found out that I missed the 'r'... Stupid, right:) Hope you like the new chapter...
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Mental and Physical Pain
Today was the day of the ball.
Everyone was excited and hyper about it. The professors had to threaten them with a week of detention, before they quietened down.
The only person who wasn't talking rapidly was Lily.
She wasn't every excited. She didn't really find happiness in going to the ball with Diggory.
It had only been a week, when he asked her to the ball, but he was already annoying her and it wasn't even the ball, yet.
Lily usually didn't like to offend people but she had to admit something:
Diggory was bloody annoying.
Even if he just opened his big mouth, probably to talk about something very boring, Lily just wanted to throw something at him.
But putting a false smile on her face, she pretended to be intrested in what he was saying; while in her mind, she was cursing at Amos with the worst swearwords she could think of.
She used to like the book, "Hogwarts, A History". But after Diggory gave a half-hour lecture on the book, she never wanted to see or hear about it ever again.
Infact, she threw her own copy at the bottom of the trunk, covering it with clothes.
Now, Diggory was yacking away about grindelows, making Lily want to throw him in the lake and feed him to the grindelows.
"Lily? So, what do you think about grindelows?"Amos asked her, eagerly.
Lily blinked, as she realised he was asking her a question.
"Er- well...Um. Oh! Grindelows. I think...I think they should have a painful death! Actually, I wish they didn't exist at all! At least, then, you wouldn't be yacking your head off about them!" Lily snapped, finally blowing up.
Amos looked shocked. "What...but...you...What did you say?"He asked.
"Nevermind."Lily sighed, rolling her eyes.
Amos smiled. "Well, shall we talk about unicorns? I hear that have wings. Do you think it's true?"
Lily gave another groan, as if she about to die.
James, Remus and Peter were sitting in the Room of Requirement with highly amused looks on their faces.
Sirius was dancing in the middle of the room with Allanah.
"That's wrong, Siri-Poo!"Allanah was shrieking."You're dancing wrong!"
"But, Allanah! I'm not doing anything!"Sirius protested.
"Yes you are! I can't believe I agreed to go to the dance with you! You're a terrible dancer!"She yelled, as she trampled all over Sirius' feet, as she danced.
Sirius winced in pain.
"Hey! I didn't ask you do the dance! You forced me!"He snapped."And you're the one stamping all over my feet!"
Allanah stopped dancing. Or rather stamping on Sirius' toes.
"What did you say?"She demanded, menacingly.
"I-I mean, you're a fabulous dancer! I'm so glad you're going to the ball with me!"Sirius squeaked, sounding very like Peter.
Allanah looked sastified."I know I'm a great dancer. Now, let's try this again... One, two, three...One, two, three..."
Sirius looked desperately at his friends. He looked like he was trying his best not to burst into tears.
It was seven thirty.
Lily, Jenny and Amy were now ready for the ball.
"Ok. Everyone done now?"Jenny asked.
Everyone walked out of their changing space.
They gawped at each other.
"You two look great!"Lily exclaimed.
Jenny was wearing a slim black dress.
Amy was wearing a light pink dress with roses on it.
Lily was wearing a pale green dress with sparkles on it.
After minutes of complimenting each other, they finally decided to make their way to the entrance hall.
The marauders walked out of the different parts of their dormitory. Or in Sirius' case, limped.
They all looked at each other and grinned.
"We all look good."James said.
Even Peter looked reasonable, right then.
Sirius tried to walk over to James but ended up falling.
"My feet! They still hurt!"He whined.
He began to rub his feet with a pained look on his face.
"I'm telling you, that stupid girl really needs to stop eating! It's healthier for my feet! I swear she weighs a ton!"
"Oh for goodness sake, Padfoot! All you need to do is put a charm on your feet! It will stop hurting. Look..."Remus said, impatiently.
He put the spell on Sirius' feet.
Sirius suddenly looked up. "My feet! They don't hurt, anymore! I love you, Moony!" He yelled, running over to Remus and giving him a big fat kiss.
Remus jumped back in terror. Wiping his lips, disgustedly, he snapped,"NEVER do that again! If you do, I will curse you into next week!"
Sirius didn't seem to care. He danced around the room, doing what he called his 'Happy Dance'.
James and Remus rolled their eyes.
"Come on, if you don't stop prancing around, we'll be late."
"I'm not prancing! I'm doing my happy dance!"Sirius protested, pouting.
"Oh, just shut up."Remus snapped, still mad about the kiss.
They made their way to the entrance hall.
They clock struck eight times.
It was time for the ball.
A/N: Ok... I guess this chapter was boring. The next chapter will be the last one...Sob sob...I feel so sad! I'm going to miss writing for this story! (Blows nose loudly, attracting stares) Anyway, I'm thinking of putting a epilogue, after the next chapter... Tell me if this is a good idea...