CHAPTER SEVEN!!!!

Skie: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! We get to learn how to fight now.

Jade: Awesome!! I CALL KURAMA!

Kurama: 00;; uh, okay?

Skie: Fine, then Hiei's my trainer!

Hiei: uugh….

Skie: HEY WHATS THAT FOR YOU GOTHIC GARDEN GNOME!???? YOU SHOULD FEEL HONORED TO TRAIN ME!!!!!1

Hiei: I TOLD YOU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN!!! YOU'RE A……A….A……..grrrrrr.

Skie/smug grin\ Can't comeback with a good remark, Hiei?

Hiei: I can, but it's not appropriate for the rating of this story.

Skie/still grinning\ Too bad for you,

Kurama: Why don't we start the chapter already? We don't want anyone to die before the story even starts.

CHAPTER SEVEN!!!! ….Stupid Slavedriving Demons…..

That weekend dawned bright and sunny. Skie and Jade were alseep in their respective beds in their room, snoring away and draped across the covers. The sun rose and still they slept, exhausted from the hours they spent shifting and fighting until the wee hours of the morning.

Finally Genkai came into their rooms and woke them up rather harshly.

"You lazy dimwits! Get your asses out of bed!!" She yelled.

Shocked Skie fell out of bed. Jade sat up, rubbing her eyes.

"What's the matter Genkai? You know we stayed up late last night perfecting out shifting powers." She yawned.

"That makes no difference! Get up now! Your trainers have been waiting for two hours already." She walked out of the room.

"Well, we better get up or we'll get killed." Skie said, sliding out of the bed.

"We're already gonna get killed, ho, so what's the point?" Jade rolled over, pulling the covers over her head.

Skie walked over and pulled out Bob. "Bob's feeling violent…"

"Okay, okay!! I'm up, I'm up!" Jade cried, jumping out of bed.

Two minutes later two cats bounded out of the dojo. One was purple with yellow stripes and one was blue with white stripes. The purple one had blue eyes and the blue one had purple eyes.

Kuwabara ran out of the dojo with a joyous look on his face and his arms were outstretched.

"Hey, Genkai! When did you get such awesome cats! I love them! C'mere kitty kitty!! Kuwabara wants to love you!!!" He then fell flat on his face, tripping over a small stick.

The cats raced over to where Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei were. The purple one raced up Hiei's cloak and clung to him, breathing heavily with a scared look on its face. The blue one ran up Kurama's arm and huddled against his neck.

Kuwabara got up and looked around. "Hey, uh, where'd they go?" He got up. "Kitties?! Where are you? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!!!" He stumbled off, searching the ground.

Yusuke laughed. "I didn't know he could be so dumb." He turned to the cats. "Alright girls, he's gone."

Kurama took the blue cat gently from his shoulder and put her on the ground. Hiei grabbed the purple cat from the scruff of her neck and dropped her on the ground. She gave him a glare and sat with her back to him, swishing her fluffy tail. She promtply shifted shape and there was Skie, sitting right neck to Jade, in their training clothes.

Skie looked at Jade. "Remind me never to turn into a cat again."

Jade nodded her head swiftly. "Uh-huh!"

"Are you ready yet?" Hiei asked, "You kept us waiting for two hours. And I don't like waiting."

Jade and Skie looked at each other, then back at the boys. "We're ready!"

Yusuke got up. "Well, have fun guys!" He walked towards the dojo.

"What, Yusuke? You're not gonna help?" Kurama asked.

"Nope, I don't think so. Besides Keiko's naggin' me about some school thing, so I'm gonna go so she'll stop." Yusuke answered, shrugging.

Two hours later the girls were laying on the ground, exhausted and panting. They were shining in sweat and had dirt on their faces and clothes. Hiei and Kurama were standing over them, perfectly calm and unscathed.

"What's the matter with you girls? Can't you fight at all?" Hiei taunted. His sheathed sword was in his hands, a safety precaution Genkai made him take so he wouldn't kill the girls in the first go 'round.

"Be more patient, Hiei," Kurama said, "This is only their first time."

Skie growled from her position on the floor. Se swiftly shifted into the form of a silver wolf and jumped at the boys. Jade followed in the form of a black with white stripes tiger. Kurama and Hiei easily dodged and defended themselves against the girls attacks.

"AUGH!!!" Skie screamed. "JUST STAND STILL AND LET ME HIT YOU!!!!!!!"

"Now why would we do that?" Kurama asked, flipping over Jade, who tried to do a twisty flip but landed on her back. The impact knocked her back into human form. Skie shifted back into human form too, sitting by Jade.

"Alright, lets change the game, no animals." Hiei smirked. "Come on."

Skie glared, her jaw shoved forward and her eyebrows scrunched. "You're an attitudy little gnome aren't you?"

Jade started laughing.

Hiei growled. "You'll shut your mouth now, onna."

Skie smirked, standing and crossing her arms. She looked down at Hiei (she is 3 inches taller than him you know) "Or what? Whatcha gonna do?"

"Now, Skie, let's not get personal. This is just training to help you and Jade." Kurama said, walking forward.

"Shush!" Jade said, standing and shoving her hand against his chest. (Jade had a growth spurt, she is now about 2 inches taller that Skie) "Let 'em fight!"

The girls looked at each other, smiling. "Let 'em fight! Let 'em fight! Let 'em fight! Let 'em fight! Don't break it up! Let 'em go! Let 'em fight! Let 'em fight!!!"

They laughed. "Ah, that's a good song." Jade said, draping her arm around Skie's shoulders. "If only our school band could play it."

"Yea," Skie agreed, "That would be bad out."

"Ah-hem!" Hiei cut in, "This is still training time."

"And you can wait," Skie said over her shoulder.

Hiei got this "Huh-UH! WHO-THE-HECK-DO-YOU-THINK-YOU-ARE!!!!!" look on his face and Kurama had to hold back a snigger.

"Stupid slavedriving demons." They heard Jade say. Then Kurama got the same look on his face.

"I think it's time for a break." He said, walking towards the dojo.

"MADAM PRESIDENT I SECOND THE MOTION!!!!" Skie screamed.

"OKAY LET'S GO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK!" Jade screamed back.

"That's the wrong thing to say, slutbucket." Skie pouted, crossing her arms.

"Well I don't know the President's part doofus. You're the President, I'm just an officer!" Jade shot back.

"Well….Well.." Skie faltered. "YOU'RE THE RABID SQUIRELL!!!" She punched Jade's arm and ran off.

She laughed. "Ha! This time it's for real!!!" She morphed into a squirrel and scampered off after her friend.

"How did we ever get forced to babysit these two?" Hiei asked to no one in particular.

Kurama decided to answer him. "Because Koenma threatened to throw us into jail because letting these two run amok in the living world would be very hazardous."

Hiei sighed.

END!!!!!!

Skie: Well?? How'd'ya like it? It was good wasn't it?

Hiei: I fell asleep I was so bored.

Jade: But you had the best parts!! You got to mouth off to US for crying out loud!

Hiei: And that interests me HOW exactly?

Skie: Because it's US!!!! Hello?

Jade: Exactly. And we're are the epitome of cool, dude.

Hiei/pout \You wish.

Jade & Skie: HIEI'S JEALOUS! HEIE'S JEALOUS!

Hiei/walks off\