A/N: Okay, so I haven't updated in like a billion years. I know, but I have been doing exams, and I've got like 11 weeks off school now, except from when I'm in work or down the beach, I will be updating for ya'll. Please review, muh inbox is getting kinda empty. Outies, Abbey

Chapter 2

"Matt!" Avoice called from the darkness. Fern, Nadine and Matt were talking on the doorstep.

"Over here Jeff." Matt called back as a man with blue and purple hair and a boyishgrin, ranover to them.

"Shannon's dancing naked in tha back yard again." Jeff laughed.

"Snitch!" Another voice yelled from the end of the drive, low and behold there was Shannon Moore dancing, twirling his shorts above his head.

"You said he was naked!" Nadine pouted. "He's got boxers on."

"Hey." Jeff smiled at the girls. "Jeff Hardy." He stuck out his hand, which Fern took.

"Fern –"

"And Nadine Lee." Nadine smiled.

"Sisters?" Jeff asked, trying to ignore the fact that Shannon was now dancing around him.

"Twins." Fern laughed.

"Right Mr, you are going home!" Matt declared throwing Shannon over his shoulder.

"But I wanna stay with the pretty girlies!" Shannon whined punching Matt's ass. Matt and Jeff turned to the girls.

"You wanna come over?" Jeff asked, secretly loving Shannon's drunken friendliness.

"Erm, sure, if you don't mind." Fern blushed.

"We wouldn't ask otherwise." Matt winked at her.

"Can she get changed first though?" Nadine asked. "Coz I ain't going anywhere with a walking, talking pyjama party."

"Sure." Jeff laughed, "Just come over when ya'll are ready." The boys walked away.

Fern and Nadine walked up to the front door; Fern had changed into a pair of black jeans and a white tank top with black writing across the chest, reading, "Boo. You Whore." She wore a pair of black etnies which her jeans covered the fronts of. Nadine had decided to change into a pair of light jeans and a white tank top with black writing the same as Fern's, but she still wore her red stilettos, her being the shorter of the two. Fern knocked on the door. A few moments later a drunk, and semi-naked Shannon opened the door.

"Pretty girlies from next door!" He slurred. Shane Helms running up behind Shannon as he swayed. Shane put an arm around him to keep him steady.

"Hi, I'm Shane." He smiled. "Come in, Matt said you were coming around." Shane helped Shannon back into the living room as the girls followed them. The boys obviously had only just moved in, there were cardboard boxes everywhere labelled with different names. Matt, Jeff, Shannon, Shane and AJ. Jeff ran into the living room from the garden, soaking wet, in slow motion he tripped over a box labelled "AJ's crap." And landed at Fern's feet. He scrambled up.

"AJ drunk. Help." He wheezed out. But before Fern could say anything AJ Styles ran into the room, after Jeff, who ducked behind the sofa.

"Erm, hey." AJ smiled. "Matthew! Did you know we have company?" He hollered back into the garden.

"Shit! Are they here?" Matt yelled popping his head around the doorframe. "Hey Fern, Nadine." Matt smiled. "Fern could you help me in here a second."

This is gunna be on hell of a night, Fern thought as she watched her sister dive behind the sofa with Jeff, AJ following her.

"Sure. What's up?" She asked Matt who had sat up on the kitchen bench.

"What do you want to eat?" Matt asked, phone in one hand, a takeaway menu in the other.

"I'm not bothered." Fern replied.

"Drink?" Matt asked jumping down from the bench and walking over to the fridge. Typical man, she thought, hasn't even unpacked his clothes but his fridge is full of alcohol.

"Yeah sure." Fern answered taking a beer from his hand.

"OH HELL NOO!" Matt and Fern stood looking at each other before running into the living room. "FEERRN!" Nadine screamed as AJ carried her, over his shoulder through the French doors and into the back garden.

Jeff, Shane, Fern, Matt and a dancing Shannon followed them out.

"Say you love me." AJ demanded, as he tickled Nadine's side.

"I… I love… you!" Nadine spluttered out, trying to catch her breath.

"Not good enough." AJ yelled jumping into the pool, Nadine still over his shoulder and screaming. They resurfaced as Nadine tried to dunk AJ. Jeff looked at Fern.

"What are you doing?" Jeff asked as Fern pulled off her trainers and socks.

"Well she can't take him on by herself can she?" Fern giggled, pulling her tank top over her head, much to Shannon's happiness. Before either brother could stop her, Fern flipped into the pool by Nadine. She high fived her sister before both ducking down under the water by AJ's ankles.

"It's like all muh Christmas's at once boys." AJ smirked as the girls swam away from him.

"Kegged!" Nadine yelled, laughing.

Fern and Nadine clambered out of the pool, drenched and laughing hysterically. "What?" Matt asked, Fern held up AJ's shorts as an answer.

"Oh, that's were they went." A butt naked AJ chuckled, running back into the house.

"Here." Jeff handed Fern a towel, he smiled sweetly.

"Thanks." Fern said watching AJ return to the pool with a pair of surf shorts on, before diving into the pool. Matt handed her another beer.

A/N: Right, ya'll know tha drill, ya hit tha Lil purple button or I come after ya and hit ya with a FISH! Look, I know this chapter sux more eggs than ya granny, I am fully aware of that fact. So, pity me, I'm having a bad day. Outs, Abbey