BTW. i don't own Inuyasha.(wish I did...BUT...I do own Bert McCracken!) He's mi slave! hahaha(laughs hystarically)
Chapter Two
All three walked up to the door leading to the concert. ''Finally! We're here," Kagome sighed. " Oh, I can't wait to see Bert. He's drop dead sexy!" She shrieked. All four band members began making their way to their positions on the stage. Brandon on the drums, Quinn on lead guitar, Jeph on bass, and the one and only, Bert the lead vocals. " Are you all ready for the show? " he yelled.
Inuyasha was having a terrible time. For one, his ears were about to burst from all the noise, and two; Kagome kept making lovey-dovey eyes at the guy singing. What more could go wrong for him? " Inuyasha, where's your HAT?! " Kagome squeaked above the crowd. " I can't even hear what Kagome is saying, " Inuyasha whispered to himself. Then reality hit him. He now understood what Kagome was trying to say. " Dude, what's with the weird ass ears? " a random guy came up to him and asked. " Uh…a costume. I didn't have time to change," he lied. " Ok, " the man said as he walked on by.
"Ok everyone, this is off our most resent album, In Love And Death, I Caught Fire, '' Bert yelled into the mic. The audience cheered as soon as they heard the song name.
" Seem to stop my breath, my head on your chest waiting to cave in.
From the bottom of my , your voice again. Can we dim the sun and wonder where we've been.
Maybe you and me, so kiss me like you did, my heart stopped beating. Such a softer sin.
I'm melting, I'm melting. In your eyes I lost my place, could stay awhile, and I'm melting in
Your eyes like my first time that I caught fire, just stay with me lay with me now.
Never caught my breath, every second I'm without you I'm a mess.
Ever know each other, trust these words are stones. Why cuts aren't healing ( HaHa )
Learning how to love I'm melting.
I'm melting, I'm melting.
In your eyes I lost my place, could stay awhile, and I'm melting in
Your eyes like my first time that I caught fire, just stay with me lay with me
Stay with me, lay with me now.
You can stay and watch me fall. And of course I'll ask for ( Just stay with me now ) help
We can take our pants off, just stay in bed just make love that's all ( Just stay with me now )
I'm melting, I'm melting
In your eyes I lost my place, could stay awhile, and I'm melting in
Your eyes like my first time that I caught fire, just stay with me lay with me
In your eyes I lost my place, could stay awhile, and I'm melting in
Your eyes like my first time that I caught fire, just stay with me lay with me
Stay with me, lay with me now.
In your eyes, let's sleep till the sun burns out. I'm melting in your eyes ( I'm melting )
In your eyes, let's sleep till the sun burns out, and I'm melting in your eyes. "
" That song is one of the best songs in the world! " Kagome thought. Bert was on stage dancing his ass off. " All of you are probably thinking what the hell was I thinking when I wrote this? " Bert talked to the audience. Kagome and Ashiko were having the time of their life, the same couldn't be said for Inuyasha. " Why can't we leave this fucking place? " Inuyasha sighed to himself. His ears were killing him. He couldn't take this hell hole any more. Suddenly in the middle of a song Inuyasha jumped on stage. The music completely stopped. " Whoa, what the hell do you think you're doing up here? '' Jeph questioned Inuyasha. Inuyasha just starred at him blankly. He could see everyone starring at him. When he finally replied, Bert was about ready to kick his ass. " Well, you see, your " So called music " is really pissing me off, " he stated out right. " So I was thinking, maybe you could just shut the hell up. "
" What did you just say? " Bert asked knowing full well what Inuyasha had said. " Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled in his ears. " Who the fuck do you think you are stopping the concert? " Inuyasha completely ignored Kagome, and kept his attention on Bert. " Like I said before, " he started, " your music sucks and hurts my ears. " Never in Kagome's life had she been more embarrassed. Inuyasha kept on making cheap shots at Bert for the next five minutes, until he couldn't take it any longer. Bert lunged forward not knowing Inuyasha was half-demon. " Oh, that's the way you want it! " Inuyasha said before running at him.
" INUYASHA, SIT, SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT! " Kagome screamed at the top of her lungs. A sudden light appeared from Inuyasha's prayer beads. He came to a crashing stop head first on the stage. " You know, miss you didn't have to do that, " Bert insisted putting on his macho act. " Oh, that guy doesn't know how to keep his jealousy and temper down, " Kagome responded, " besides, he deserved it. " Mean while, Inuyasha was mumbling curses on the stage floor. " Um, could you explain to me how in the hell you did that? " Bert asked with a what the fuck just happened face.
" You see his necklace, " Kagome bent down next to Inuyasha and pointed, " it has a spell on it. So when ever he pisses someone off, he is sat. " Kagome said it as is.
Bert was sinking in all he had just heard when Kagome sat Inuyasha yet again. " Why you ," Inuyasha began, but was interrupted by Kagome's sit command. " How about we finish the show, " Kagome suggested. " Oh yeah, I forgot with all that's just happened, " Bert said more to himself than any one else. The band got back in their places on the stage. " Would you like to hear a specific song? " Bert asked Kagome. " Uh, yeah, Let it bleed, " she practically screeched from excitement.
" This poison's my intoxication I broke the needle off in my skin
picked the scabs and picked the bleeding and assumed that it was all in vain
A positive scab that's never healing Calloused hit me in the face
A burning bridge that's so misleading Poison's more potent now with the flame
Let it bleed Take the red for what it's worth whoa Watch the fire
Fill your lungs with smoke for the last time
If you feel like dying you might wanna sing
The fire department couldn't drown the city They didn't even try to wash it clean
And what did you think that I was sober? Put me out cause I'm on fucking fire
A positive scab that's never healing Regret that I kept this clean
The most that I can do for you is keep on lying It's not a lie if you can let it sing
Let it bleed Take the red for what it's worth whoa Watch the fire
Fill your lungs with smoke for the last time If you feel like dying you might wanna sing!
Ohoh you might wanna sing Ahaha you might wanna sing Hahah you might wanna sing
Hahahaha sing! You might wanna sing! You might wanna sing!
You might wanna sing or scream at...
This poison's my intoxication
I broke the needle off in my skin
Picked the scabs and picked the bleeding
yeah assumed that it was all in vain
Let it bleed Take the red for what it's worth, whoa Watch the fire
Mamma fill your lungs with smoke for the last time If you feel like dying
If you feel like dying If you feel like dying, You might wanna sing
Hahaha You might wanna sing Haha You might wanna sing
Ha you might wanna sing or scream at... "
After the song the audience went wild. " We love you Bert! " a few girls screamed while holding up a banner. " I'm going to kill that bastard for hitting on my Kagome! " Inuyasha was thinking of ways to kill Bert, " Maybe I could use iron revere soul stealer; no, Kagome loves this guy. Wait, doesn't she love me? "
The concert ended 1 ½ an hour later. While Kagome was getting autographs Inuyasha and Ashiko started to talk. " So, how long have you known Kagome? " Inuyasha asked. " Oh, um for about 10 years, " she answered, " how long have you known her? " " Well, we met about two years ago. " That's when Kagome started missing a lot of school!" Ashiko thought to herself. As soon as those few words were exchanged Kagome came walking back with the stuff. " Kagome, have you been dating him for two years? " Ashiko whispered in her ear. " No, not for two years," she answered.
" Um.. So do you guys want to eat something? " Kagome said while trying to break the tension. " Kagome, I want some fish! " Inuyasha moaned. " Inuyasha, we eat fish all the time, so no fish, " she told him. They ended going to the McDonalds. Inuyasha got himself three big Macs, two French frys, and five refills of Pepsi. After all of that he had to go. Inuyasha started doing the potty dance. " Kagome, where's the bathroom? " Inuyasha asked her through gritted teeth. Ashiko and Kagome were about to laugh at the face Inuyasha had just made. " It's over there, " Kagome said while pointing the way. A few seconds after Inuyasha had gone in he came running out. " KAGOME, how do you work the thing? I need to hurry up and piss! " Inuyasha tried to say in a whisper. Kagome started whispering how to work it in his ear. After a few minutes Inuyasha came out with a relieved look on his face. They said there farewells to Ashiko and went home. Inuyasha jumped from building to building with Kagome on his back.
" Inuyasha, who is the father of Sangos' baby? " Oh, it's Miroku. " Inuyasha responded. " Why didn't you tell me? " Kagome screamed in his ears. " They told us after you left. Kagome, do you want to have a child? Inuyasha whispered. " What, well…maybe one day. I'm still young. " Kagome answered truthfully. They went through Kagome's window and packed a few things for the feudal era. They planned on leaving in the morning. After they got done packing Inuyasha asked Kagome to be his mate. She jumped up and hugged him screaming a low, " Yes, yes, yes. I would love to!" Inuyasha bit down on the nape of her neck. At first it stung and Kagome whimpered. " Is it supposed to hurt? " she asked. They went to sleep after that. Kagome was in a little ball on the bed and Inuyasha was stretched out all over the bed. They both had smiles on their faces.
Kagome was the first to wake up. " I can't believe me and Inuyasha are mates! " she thought to herself. When Inuyasha awoke he saw Kagome making weird faces while thinking. He stared unnoticed for a few seconds. " Kagome, don't you think we should go back to the feudal era? " he asked bringing her out of a daze. " Oh, you're right. I'll get ready. " she answered while getting out of bed.
" Kagome, Inuyasha, your back! " Shippo greeted them while jumping into Kagome's arms. " Where's Sango and Miroku? " Kagome asked Shippo. " Oh…them, all they've been doing since you were gone was kissing and stuff. Inuyasha was tired of Shippo talking, so he punched him in the head. " Waaaaaah….Kagome, Inuyasha hit me on my head! " Shippo cried out in between sobs.
" Inuyasha, " Kagome warned. " No. Kagome don't do it, I'll be nicer, just please…" Inuyasha was cut off by Kagome, " SIT boy! " " Oww, my damn back! Why'd you do that to me? " Inuyasha mumbled into the dirt.
Miroku sleepily walked out of his hut, followed by Sango. " Oh, when did you two get back? " Miroku asked in between yawns. " Just a few minutes ago, " Kagome answered before Inuyasha could say anything. Miroku's hair was in all directions, and his robes were a mess. He walked up and whispered in Inuyasha's ear, " So… you spent the night at Kagome's? " Miroku said more as a statement than a question, " so, did anything go on between you two? You know, are you not…" " Yes, I'm not a virgin any more, " Inuyasha interrupted him.
Right in the middle of the commotion Ashiko slipped out of the well. Kagome turned her head and had utter shock all over her face." Kagome, what's wrong? " Inuyasha noticed her expression. " Ashiko, what the hell are you doing here? How did you get here? " Kagome franticly screamed about. " Well…you dropped this jewel shard, " she started to explain, when Sesshomaru made his presence known.
This human isn't that bad looking, " Sesshomaru thought while starring at Ashiko. " Oh…half-breed, what a…twist of fate, that we happen to meet each other, " Sesshomaru commented. He continued to approach Ashiko. " Miss, would you mind teaching my ward the ways of life? " Sesshomaru asked her, waiting for an answer. " Sesshomaru, " Inuyasha spat out his name like venom, " why the hell are you here? " " Why couldn't I pick up his scent? Wait, isn't tonight the night of the new moon? " Inuyasha asked himself. Kagome came in between Ashiko and Sesshomaru. " Sesshomaru, let me take Ashiko from you for a moment.
, " Sesshomaru thought while starring at Ashiko. " Oh…, what a…twist of fate, that we happen to meet each other, " Sesshomaru commented. He continued to approach Ashiko. " Miss, would you mind teaching my ward the ways of life? " Sesshomaru asked her, waiting for an answer. " Sesshomaru, " Inuyasha spat out his name like venom, " why the hell are you here? " " Inuyasha asked himself. Kagome came in between Ashiko and Sesshomaru. " Sesshomaru, let me take Ashiko from you for a moment." Kagome, who is that hot guy? What should I do? I mean, he sounds so polite. " Ashiko began asking advice from her. " What are you saying? " she screamed. She knew perfectly well that all demons could hear their conversation. "Well, the truth is, he's a demon-that hates humans, " she tried to explain to an Ashiko that was in fantasy world. " So, " she replied, " Inuyasha's a demon to! What's wrong with this guy? "
Ashiko began making her way to Sesshomaru to accept his offer. " Um, may I know your name? Also, I wanted to say I accept your offer." she told him over her pounding heart. " My name is Lord Sesshomaru. Come, we need to begin Rin's training. " he responded while walking towards to woods. " Oh, by the way, my name's---"Ashiko, I heard your name a while ago," Sesshomaru interrupted. Kagome tried to follow to knock some sense in to Ashiko's head, when Inuyasha grabbed her to keep her still.
" What the hell is your problem, Inuyasha? " she screamed, making his ears hurt. " Don't you know that she may not come back again? Well, I'm not standing here waiting to find out! " Inuyasha had to think a moment. By the time Inuyasha and Kagome had finished their little argument, Sesshomaru and Ashiko had already left. "Great!" Kagome screams, "Because of you I missed Ashiko!" she pointed an accusing finger at Inuyasha.