Chapter 2: W.T.F. all the girls love Naruto?!?!?!?!?
(Poor Naruto for what happens!)
CSHUMER: HEY ABE!
lord of the high seas: HEY CODY! YOU DO KNOW THAT ALL THE SASUKE FANS ARE AFTER YOU.
ANGRY MOB OF SASUKE FANS: WHO WROTE THIS FANFIC?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
CSHUMER: HE DID (POINTING AT lord of the high seas)
lord of the high seas: Wait no I didn't. WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?!?!? (Gun shots) 'Thump!'
CSHUMER: Umm...(Note to self never anger Sasuke fans again)... anyway on to the disclaimer!
lord of the high seas(barely alive) and sasuke fans: Disclaimer: CSHUMER does not own naruto in any way. But he still owns the drugs!!!!!!!!
Naruto: OK!
Then Naruto and his genius self(said sarcastically) jumps right into the crowd of girls. Who will all do stuff to him I cannot say because then my fanfic will be rated M.
Crowd of girls: Hey look it's Naruto, Get HIM!
Naruto: Ah F---!
Sasuke: HEY! Get away from him(pulls out kunai and shuriken, ready to attack) or I'll go Chuck Norris on your $$es.
Crowd of girls: Oh yeah?!?!?(They all pull out guns)
Sasuke: (Well time for plan B) 'pulls out an rpg and a tank comes behide him' Say hello to my little friend( Author note: I do not own Tony Montana's catchfrase, if you don't know what I mean then go watch Scarface D)
Crowd of girls: RUN!!!(they all run for dear life)
Naruto: Uhh, Wait a minute, Dam they stole my Cocaine! Anyway thanks for the save Sasuke...
Sasuke: Oh it was nothing but come here I have to show you something.
Naruto: OK! (5 minutes later...) So... Sasuke what are we doing in this warehouse? Sasuke? Why are you padlocking the door? Sasuke why are you pulling down your pants?!?!? NOOO!!!! DON'T PULL MY PANTS DOWN! THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE! SASUKE? SASUKE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEANWHILE
Back at Anko's place
Anko: Hey Hinata?
Hinata: Yeah?
Anko: Do you have a feeling that Naruto's being raped by Sasuke again?
Hinata: Yes, do you?
Anko: Yeah we have to go save him I know where he is!
Hinata: Where do you think he's at?
Anko: The Warehouse! Now lets go!
BACK AT THE WAREHOUSE...
Naruto: Why are you shoving pot up my butt and smoking it!
Sasuke: You still don't get it. I'm gay and I love you!
Naruto: OH MY GOD! Don't you know I'm straight! (Well there was that time...)
Sasuke: What you don't have the same feeling about me that I have about you?
Naruto: Nope!
Sasuke:... Then you must die after I finish having my fun with you!
Anko: Not so fast Michael Jackson!
Sasuke: He's my dad you know!
Anko: What the F---?!?!?!?!? Thats weirder than the time Peter Griffen beat up the chicken! (A/N: if you haven't seen it go on youtube, and look up Peter vs. the Chicken P)
Sasuke: So what at least I don't have girly parts!
Anko: Well, thats why Naruto doesn't like you the way you do cuz your a Homo who loves Tickle Me Emo(A/N it's on madtv. Look up on youtube for tickle me emo! XP)
Sasuke: 'Sniff' So what if i'm a gay emo.
CSHUMER: OK EVERYONE STOP! I'm getting really mad at this Chapter so either you let me end it the easy way, or... the hard way(pulls out a gun).
Everyone: WE'LL TAKE THE EASY WAY!!!
CSHUMER: Yeah, you all better. Ok readers the next chapter will not even continue where this one left off! Sorry but I did most of this when I was tired, stoned or both. So sorry!