Chapter 3: Everybody Loves Naruto!

Tsunade laid down along a couch on her balcony. Hours ago she had ran from the inn. Now she just wanted to sleep and forget about the night. The wind made her shiver and she pulled her comforter over her body. She stared at the sky.

"I can hear you Naruto. Come out." Naruto was behind her and plopped down next to her and wrapped himself in.

"You should go." Tsunade said not even looking at him. Naruto reached up through her clothes and undid them. He pulled the material and it glided with ease.

"Go now, before its too late. It should never have happened." Naruto doesn't say a word. He just keep easing his clothes off and articles of Tsunades.

"Naruto! If you don't leave right now, I'm going to…to…just give in." and with that Tsunade finally turned to Naruto and pulled the covers over the both of them.

Part II.

Naruto looked up and sighed. In his arms was a woman. My first time. He thought it wasn't going to end. There wasn't any crazy chakra involved like he imagined. There wasn't anything really special. It wasn't mind blowing. The first time isn't supposed to be this magical thing. "Wow that kinda sucked." Naruto's brow was flexed. He was discouraged. Nothing really makes you feel really bad until you hear those words but Tsunade never sugar coats anything. She's not one to lie about it. She smiles knows it wasn't all that bad. She puts her a hands to cup Naruto's face and she kisses his lips. "But you sure have a lot of potential." Naruto gleamed as she wiped the sweat from his face. "and stamina."

"I know."

"How?"

"Its my first time. I wasn't sure where to feel but…but I want to explore everything with you. We'll find what makes each other feel good, right?" Tsunade nodded and then her expression changed. She felt Naruto go stiff and she squeezes.

"Somebody's ready to train hard." Tsunade pulls the demon boy closer. As Naruto picks up speed she is combing her fingers into Naruto's spiky hair. Sweat beads form on the boy. His concentration makes him look cuter to her. She starts to tear into Naruto's back. Tsunade enjoys the feeling. She loves it. Still needs more practice but Naruto has always been a fast and eager learner.

Part III. Say Anko!

Anko was sharpening her weapons. She was sitting in a tree honing her senses. She felt her pray in the darkness. The night was best for her to stalk her pray. She inches forward for the kill. She can hear its breath. She can hear the rustling of the leaves. There was no way this deer would escape her deadly attack….

"Ohhhh my GOD!!! Naruto!" yelled a voice in the distance. The wild beast runs from the cries of pleasure. Anko is irritated but not intrigued by the sound. It came from the village. Anko's super hearing honed in on the location. "Where…pant…the fuck….pant…did that come from Naruto." Came the voice of Tsunade.

Anko flipped her weapon in the air and it fell into its sheath. There was a sensation coming over her. Not the kill. Her agitation came from another location: between her legs. So Tsunade has a boy toy. Even the Hokage needs to share her special treat for the good of the village. Anko knew that this demon chakra might be the animal that tames her wild side and satisfy her cravings.

Part IV Say no Evil. Hear no Evil. Ino Evil.

"Sakura? Why are you in my room?" Ino rubbed her eyes. It was really late. She was tucked under her sheets.

"Ino, Naruto hates me! I ruined it for him." Sakura sobbed. Ino was peeved for the window to her room was left open.

"I think I'm jealous. I love Sasuke but since he's been gone, I'm at that age where I think I just wanted to use Naruto myself and now I've lost him."

"Wow, you are one fucked up girl." Ino said yawning. "You going to hear this from a lots of shrinks but I'm going to be the first to say you're messed up. You're a hypocrite and a…" the sobbing got louder.

"I know. Is it possible to love two people at the same time?" Sakura whimpered.

"Yeah its possible to even like more than that."

"It is?" Sakura said sniffing.

"Yup, when you're a complete hobag! Seriously you have issues." Ino said. "So seriously, so what. It's not the end of the world. He's going to forgive you. It's just a matter of time. Why don't you just sleep the night here and it'll be okay in the morning?" Sakura nodded.

"Do you have something I change into?" Sakura said still sniffing.

"Yeah, I have some stuff in the dresser. Help yourself." Ino said still getting sleepy.

"Oh its in this drawer right? The top one?" Sakura asked as he opened it. Ino jolted to life as she heard Sakura pulling on the top drawer.

"No! Not that top one…" she called but it was too late. Sakura looked down to see two large dildos. One was blue and was labeled Sasuke and the other was orange and called Naruto.

"You fucking slut!" Sakura yelled.

Part V. Explaination

"I…I can explain." Ino said.

"You hated Naruto. You told me many times. That's why I started to think he was annoying. Because back then you said he was!"

"Well things change and you tease the ones you like the most right?" Ino said. Sakura started to feel her forehead vein get bigger. "You're forehead is pumping too."

That was the final straw. Sakura jumped on Ino's bed were the two slid off the sheets and tumbled together. Ino had something in her hand hit Sakura across the face to protect herself.

"Give me that you bitch." Sakura confiscated Ino's weapon only to reveal a tiny pink vibrator labeled, Sakura! Her eyes widened in horror and she realized Ino wasn't wearing anything from the waist down. "I think I'm gonna go now."