Chapter 5 (If you liked the episode where the team tries to unmask Kakashi and the cook and daughter of the Ichiraku were in aww, you'd get this chapter.

Jiraya, Jiraya, Pants on Fiya.

Naruto has truly surpassed Jiraya. Kakashi looked into the burning garbage can. Finally he dropped Make-Out Tactics into the fire. It was the last book. His bible and false god has fallen. His faith was shattered and he found the coming of the new god reborn. The brat has finally shown his true power and it was the most thought after power. At first I had my suspicions that Sasuke would be the one who possessed that power. He too was a false idol for although girls were instantly attracted to his aura, my sharingan eye has told me he was into interested in any of them. Finally a shinobi who risen from the ashes of having no game has truly mastered the art and was coveted by far too many women in Kohana.

Later on that evening Kakashi went on to pursue Anko. He needed to. As a disciple to Naruto, he will find the key using his Sharingan eye and the first clue was to see Anko's leaking chakra. Kakashi entered the bar where the young woman was drinking. Her cheeks were red from sake.

"May I sit here with you." Kakashi said

"If you want. Are you going to pull out that stupid book of yours. How can you read that trash?" Anko said. She was harsh and to the point. A very good rival for Tsunade. If Tsunade was jealouse, he could see why.

"Hmm I have just recently taken on words. I guess I have out grown silly novels."

"Oh Good!"

"With my head in a book, I was also very unapproachable. I most likely looked too intimidating to most pretty women. It would be hard to start a random conversation and I also would miss the opportunity to talk to a beautiful woman such as yourself." Kakashi said.

"Or you'd just look like a complete nerd." Anko said. "Want a free shot?"

"Thank you."

"Yeah what was up with that?" Anko inquired, "Do guys really think that's how women work? That we're innocent playthings? Not to mention all that love and use of the word so frivolously. Its just cheesy and nerdy." Her words pierced Kakashi's soul. Was this what women really thought of him? "Are you listening to me? Besides you actually are known as being very intellectual for a man so let me give you some free advice, girls don't go for all that shit. Also you're too proper. Sometimes a wild girl needs a beast and animal that knows how to be rough." Anko started to sway from drunkness.

I see, Kakashi thought, Naruto had demonic chakra. He had animal like behavior. He eats like a slob, he is brash, and controlled by his emotions. He was type of man that Tsunade and Anko wanted. In fact, Naruto and Sasuke were not only rivals in two philosophies. Naruto was the example of the beast that was all that is man. The complete beefcake. Sasuke was the cool unemotional type. Both yielded excellent results. Even within the realm of ninjitsu, Naruto represented the strength of protecting the ones he loved were Sasuke was fueled by hatred. Interesting.

Then Kakashi realized something. He represents a very Sasuke approach to getting girls. By looking cool and not caring about what they thought. Where Naruto applies maybe too much thus forcing Naruto to get hit by Sakura. There was a way to fuse the techniques what both Naruto and Sasuke has achieved. Kakashi was a scientist and here was his thesis on synergy.

"I think you drank enough for the both of us. How about I escort you home." That was forward enough thought Kakashi. He sounded both cool and refined yet forward enough like Naruto would be all on a spin of his own. Or so Kakashi thought.

"Ha, what are you my mother? You hadn't even had your shot yet geek. Come back when you grow a pair of balls." I don't understand. Kakashi thought. Anko was obviously a feminist lesbian type ninja. Wouldn't the silent reserved type be more receptive to her pallet? Perhaps he had read her all wrong. Why couldn't the Sharingan be more useful? Had Naruto lead him astray?

"I'd love to hear you insult me more but perhaps I could tell you why I came. I was told use my Sharingan eye to observe your leaking chakra."

"You pervert." Anko said still drinking.

"You hadn't let me finished. I can see you don't have any thing wrong. I guess I'll just report back. I believe my sources were incorrect." Kakashi actually failed Naruto's mission.

"You were told to observe me? Who sent you? Tsunade? Well fuck that old bitch. Let me tell you something. Just because she can get the good stuff from a raging hyperactive sexy fox beast, doesn't mean she can just wave it around and not expect this serpent to take a bite. Fuck her and her hypocrisy. I just wanted a taste for myself. " Was this the leaking chakra? Her sexual frustration? His sharingan eye had seen it all and he now understood but it was too late. He had already followed the path of Sasuke's method and failed.

"No. Thanks for the shot." Kakashi said pulled the mask from his face to drink the sake.

"Holy shit you're a hottie!" Anko must have sounded bipolar but she didn't care.

Kyuubi and the wide Receiver!

Naruto raced to the bar and did not notice Anko wasted and rubbing up to Kakashi. Bartender "Give me 2 shots of sake."

"Hey get out of here Naruto! Come back when you're old enough."

"Naruto?" Anko broke her makeout with Kakashi and pushed him away.

"Hey there boy...you want a shot?" Anko

"Sure, I need a lot." Naruto said.

"Well I only know give shots one way...body shot."

"Whats a body shot?"

"Well you can't use your hands, you need to drink the shot with your mouth only." Anko placed the sake cup in between her breasts."

To Naruto, time stopped. "Yeah Naruto! Go Long and hard. I will lend you my chakra!" Shut up, Kyuubi!

Just leave me alone! Why have you awakened all of a sudden?

"From the moment you bumped it with Tsunade, you awakened more of my demon powers and now your seal is weakening. I can almost take over. You're body is changing to a beast and you're going to take this woman now. Shes giving herself to you! Do it now. Take her home."

Give me back my body.

"I'm not making you do anything. You know you want this!. We've always been apart of each other. I'm giving you what you want. You want to take that woman."

Naruto's chakra was red. His eyes burned with fire and this teeth turned sharp. Naruto felt rage like he never felt. Not just rage but not angry but severely turned on. He did want Anko. Naruto closed his eyes for a second. I'm not going to cheat, I just want a shot. Naruto looked up and smiled his demonic smile into Anko eyes she gasped at the fear of it all but suddenly was inspired.

"Oh my Naruto!" Naruto savagely drank the sake and then he spilled the sake not caring and pounced onto anko lap causing her to fall on her back. Anko was scared. Who was this demon? Could it be the demon? "Hey not so fast! Lets get out of here first." Naruto could not hear her. He did not care to hear her. She was giggling and kissing him back and he was lapping up her neck. "Yes lets go somewhere private." Kakashi was still in a daze watching his student from across the room making out with this girl that he had made strides towards. He snapped out to see that Naruto was different. He saw Naruto's seal was weakening and Kyuubi was enraged. Kakashi chanted and moved his hands and then placed it on Naruto's back thus dispelling the demon within.

Anko was on the floor looking up at Kakashi who she recently found out was attractive. Two on one, Jackpot! Naruto, who was still on Anko stopped in his tracks. His sweat beads dropped down on to Anko who got up and took Naruto by the hand and dragged him and Kakshi out of the bar but Naruto pulled back. Kakashi knew Naruto was not himself and was concerned but also knew he would return to himself for awhile longer.

"I shouldn't have done that. That was a mistake, I should go. I need to be somewhere. Kakashi, walk Anko home."

"Hey Uzamaki! Finish what you've started! Get back here right now! You just can't give me just a little and expect me to let you off the hook."

After a while it was clear that Naruto was not going to return. He started to run faster and faster. Anko looked down at Kakashi who was completely distracted. He started after Naruto to console him of his demonic nature however Anko yanked him by the arm.

"Where are you going handome?" Anko said. Kakashi had a dilemma.

Naruto on the other hand continued to run. He ran harder then he ever had in his life. He ran spare keyed his way into Tsunade's home! He ran up the stairs and into Tsunade's soft loving fist:?

"What was that for?" Naruto barked.

"Where were you? We were supposed to be all packed up to ditch the village so we could be alone together."

"Something happened."

Tsunade had been crying. She was holding a note Naruto had left.

"Naruto I was up all day and night. I read your letter. You were going to fight Sasuke and you could have died and I didn't hear a word from you and it was good bye just like that?" there was silence. "Is he at least dead now?"

"Oh..." Naruto sighed. "Tsunade I had to face him no matter what. Its wasn't so bad. Sasuke got away." He placed his arms around her who felt weak in his presence. Though she has super strength, she felt soft and innocent and younger then she has years with him.

"What if you never returned?"

"I planned on coming back. Even if I died, I couldn't have asked for better in my life." He kissed Tsunade.

"Oh you must have been so brave. That must have been such an epic fight. I would love to have seen you pound his ass." Tsunade pulled her little fox in and kissed him. She pulled him on top of her so that she was laying propped in her bed. Naruto was straddling her but might as well have looked like a boy in her lap. He was pressed close her chest.

"What! I didn't do anything to his ass. What makes you think something like that happened?" Tsunade was confused but giggled and closed her eyes to continue the kiss.

"Tsunade wait, I needed to tell you something."

"It can wait, i need you now Naruto!" Tsunade was an emotional roller coaster.She had transitioned from anger and fear to relief and finally complete horniness.

"No! It can't wait! Miss Hokage!"

"Whats so important Mr. Uzamake?"

"I made out with Anko. She came on to me and I liked it but i stopped. I don't know what came over me. It was fox and it was enraged and he told me he was getting more control of me but it wasn't him that kissed Anko, it was me. I was just a demon but I was still me but I couldn't control the urges. If the chakra hadn't been dispelled, I might have cheated on you. I don't deserve you!" Naruto braced himself for a beating but the beating never came.

"So..." she said sadly. "Is she really that pretty to you?"

"No. I want only you! I only think of you." Tsunade snorted her laugh.

"Ha, you're so innocent and young. It was just a kiss, i don't care about that. Kiss her all she wants, shes not taking my fox."

"You don't care shes trying to take me away from you?"

"Is it working?"

"No, but still."

"It feels good you said you only wanted me even though you sound like a complete dork. I don't really care as long as you still come home and fuck me."

"Is that all you care about? Don't you see this going anywhere?"

"Frankly I don't."

"What? So what is this. I'm I just a fling?"

"No. I'm just not worried. I don't have to think to far into things. I don't want to think about the future. Lets just get out of the leaf village tomorrow like we planned. I really think its cute. The kind of man you are."

"What kind of man is that?"

"My kind of man." She said. Stunned and moved Naruto threw himself in her arms and kissed her and she pulled her pants down as she spread her legs as soon as she got one free. "Now get that fox demon hunger of yours out and start eating me out Uzamaki! Play your cards right and I might let Anko in on our little fun, you little pervert you."

Yes! Kyuubi roared!!

Naruto shook his head. "I only want to be with you!"

You're a homo!