I'm going to write some on smoking Eds today YAHH!!!!! So im feeling in the writing spirit today. Any way enjoy I put a lot more detail in it.
The young gods where at the entrance of Kevin's castle, it was guarded by two huge rock giants. Kevin uttered something in Greece it seemed and the door opened inside was your classic castle those rugs knight armor chandeliers stuff like that. He was leading the group into a big door he slid his fingers through its creases and a path of ruff earth followed his fingers and the door opened. In side was a big room with a long rectangle shaped table was in the middle. The group took there seats. Since they where the masters of knowledge and war Johnny and Edd led the group. "It seems that Kevin's group has been planning to attack the Kankers butt they where ambushed by a wooden giant" Johnny looked uncomfortable. " And they have a vast army of fighters that we must match, so we must build a strong and organized army, since you are the god of war what do you propose Johnny" Edd finished "Well" Johnny replied I was thinking with your help we can revive some people to be in are army I was thinking of bringing back such people as Spartacus, Napoleon Bonaparte, the three hundred Spartans, Alexander the great, Achilles, and maybe Kretos" " But isn't Kretos that one guy from the game god of war" Eddy broke in. " Correct but I can revive him to aid us on our conquest for victory on those ghastly Kankers sisters " Edd defended " Ok ok ok damn you don't have to bludgeon me with those freaking long words oh no bludgeon I'm doing it to" Eddy shrieked. The crowd gave an easy laugh except for one Sarah who was still old and decrepit. " Can you stop fucking around and change me back" Sarah finally screamed. " No I like you like this better Sarah maybe if I'm lucky you will give me a knikle next time I visit" Eddy laughed and so did the group. Setting back to normal Edd replied by saying " I shall restore her in this state she is useless" He mixed his hands and red and orange smoke blew toward her and she started to get younger.
After the preparations where made Johnny, Kevin, Edd, Ed, and Nazz where on the field ready for battle. The army was as well the foot troops in the front Spartans in the middle the Fire demons rock giants and medal giants in the far back, Generals in the back, Archers on the castle walls and many doctors and nurses in the infirmary. And out running or limping is the word where the Kankers army zombies, humans with melting flesh, and the Kankers had three beasts one for each Kanker the beasts where about two hundred feet tall they where minotaurs (look it up on yahoo images or Google or whatever but they look cool and if you want me to give you an email of picturing how they look just tell me in a review) the minotaurs had shaggy fur curled horns and a extremely muscular build up. One had a huge sword of one hundred feet the other a double sided axe with a speared bottom and the last had a scythe with three blades. And in the back was a seven hundred foot wooden giant. Johnny smiled and said " This is going to be fun"
He ran about seventy miles per hour and dragged his sword while running he slashed the zombie and the jacked up humans he pulled out two knives mounted his sword on his back and jumped on the minotaur putting himself in place by stabbing his two knives inside the middle minotaur with the axe the minotaur bellowed and gripped in pain he jumped to its eye level stabbed it in his right pupil and black blood pumped out of its eye like a fire hose ( yah yah yah yah I got a lot of this from shadow of the colossus big deal) the giant fell and Marie Kanker was the one on that minotaur she had changed she had black high lights on the tip of her now long hair she wore a long black hooded cloak and in the back of her cloak was a huge black sword that looked like something off final fantasy. It was about seven feet. It was skinny in width about six inches the handle was bandaged and was two and a half feet it had a huge black dragon tooth at the bottom and some spikes on the side of the blade the whole blade was a very dark gray with a design of black curves and vines, it also had a black chain at the bottom connected to a chain ball and the most unsettling think about the sword was that it was giving of a pitch black energy that was visible ( yah yah yah yah I know what your thinking what a pimp ass sword). Johnny pulled out his own sword it was long about five inches with a two inch width it had some ancient writing on it and it was on fire. "Nice sword to bad it going to be mine in about two second" Johnny said. "Like wise" Marie taunted. There battle was swift all you saw was a flash of black then red black then red that was all you saw. Johnny bit his finger and blood trickled down he placed it on the ground and out sprang two Minotaurs they where both six feet, with huge axes. Marie looked surprised. "You think you're the only one who can summon beasts think again, I assure you these Minotaurs are stronger, faster, and even smarter than yours". The minotaurs slashed at her she defended the best she could. And he stabbed her leg then her stomach "you are a good enemy… so I shall spare your life… but not your sword he took it and slung it on his back before he left he sucked out a portion of her powers. He was so wrapped up in his battle he forgot about the war he looked back his battalion was doing fine he looked in front Kretos was fighting the wooden giant. He jumped up and shot orbs of fire mixed with darkness. Gravity did its job and soon he was standing next to Kretos and was about to fight a giant made of wood. He was pondering in his mind and words formed in his brain "and to think a couple hours ago I was skateboarding".
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