I do not own Twilight or New Moon. They are owned by Stephenie Meyer. (starts to tearlessly sob… yeah that's right… I am a vampire for those of you who did not know!"

A/N: Okay, all I know is that Hostess has this little chocolate covered roll cake thing… it ahs a creamy inside and they call them Ho-Ho's… they are also know as swill cake rolls… (I am giggling uncontrollably right now…) Well when I was human I had an addiction to them… and I am actually taking this chapter from something my mother told me she ate all the time when she was pregnant with me. She could go thru 1-2 boxes of Nutter Butters… I hate Nutter Butters!

Oh, and the Cullens have moved into the large Lumberg Estate… along with the La Push Werewolves… and Billy... and Concordia's brothers. (this shall be fun!)

Chapter Eight: What Jasper Shouldn't Have Done

January

Jasper POV

This house was enormous… it had to be the size of a small town… and five or six Medieval castles. Not the small ones… no the ones that Kings lived in.

I stood in one of the many dark stairwells, waiting for Concordia… I was not in the least bit happy about what I was about to do… If Carlisle found out about this… I would be as dead as… a doornail.

"Did you bring it?" a low female voice asked behind me.

"Did you?"

"Did any one see you?"

"No."

"Here is the entire Friends series… enjoy. Now, the stuff."

I handed over four bags of Hostess Ho-Ho's. I then turned to walk away from the scene of the crime but I only walked into a brick wall… or rather someone standing behind me.

Shit, Carlisle.

"Not quite, but close." Edward said after a moment. I heard Concordia turn and retreat back up the stairs… she was in desperate hope of reaching her room before Carlisle found her.

"Do we enjoy watching Friends?" Someone from behind Edward asked me after a moment. I looked past Edward and saw John Lumberg, Concordia's older brother… one of them at least.

"Oh, this." I said in a hurried tone. "No, no, this is for Alice."

"Alice already has that." Edward stated as I pushed past them.

Shut Up! I love this show… and I kind of lost Alice's DVD's.

"Of course you did." Was the last thing I heard Edward say before I turned the corner and was pulled into a darkened room.

"What is this, pull Jasper into darkened area's day?"

"Not quite. What did you give the Lumberg girl?" The voice was masked, but it was definitely female.

"I am not at liberty to discuss that." I stated. I was sent into the door by incredible force. I couldn't see her face… but I knew for a fact that it was not Alice. She was slightly taller… Bella? And then I noticed three more figures coming towards us… all of them masked. All I could feel were raging hormones, hunger pains, and a rage that could only belong to… Carlisle?

"Jasper, I don't want to do this but… it must be done." The one, who I thought was Bella, yanked the dvd's from my hands and tossed them over to a much taller figure… Rosalie? This was not good.

"No! Not my Friends dvd's." I whined. I sounded like Dane Cook.

"Oh, we promise not to hurt your precious movies, Major Whitlock."

"Hey, I'm only allowed to call him that… and that's only when we're playing…"

"Alice, don't you dare!" I snapped. I did not need everyone to know about mine and Alice's sex life.

"Risk." She finished quickly. "When we play Risk."

"Right." Rosalie said after a moment. At least I think it was Rosalie.

"We want whatever you got for Cori." Bella stated poking me in the chest. "Same location as her… midnight tonight… and don't bring a soul. Edward will meet you there." She pulled me from the doorway and opened the door. She was out the door in a second followed by Alice and Rosalie. Rosalie stopped in the doorway and looked at me.

"I would also like some Swedish fish, Lifesaver Gummies, a huge vat of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and a few roles of chocolate chip cookie dough. I like to scoop the ice cream with the…"

"ROSE!" Alice called in an angry tone.

"Coming." She looked at me one more moment. "I'll send Emmett with Edward." And then she was gone. I turned to face the last figure in the room. I was positive that it was Carlisle.

"So, Jasper, what did you give Concordia?" the male voice asked.

"Umm, first, who are you?"

"You know who it is, Jasper!" He said agitated.

"Oh, Carlisle! Um, exactly what you said she couldn't have." I said quickly.

"Exactly." He answered. " The reason she can't have those… those… whatever their called is because it's not good for the baby… babies."

"But Carlisle… I can't handle this… if I don't give them what they want… they drive me up the wall… and I can't handle that. Now, if you don't mind, I have to go shopping."

A/N: Sorry it's so short… next chapter will be longer… I promise.