Ch. 4, KNY
AKA Gaara's Plan to Get Back at Kimimaro for Getting Back at Him
By Neji Hyuga
Yo everybody xD Welcome to another chapter of KNY
Thansk for the people who reviewed and the lazy people who don't review. Is Kimi that mean you didn't review?
Kimi: ME? points to Kiba -.-
Anyway Characters will be OOC/I don't own Naruto, Naruto owns me
Chapter dedicated to SilverCat/DesertRose
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Monday morning. Kids go to school. Senseis play games.
Meanwhile, at central park
"All right, you drive a hard bargain, but let's strike a deal. You give me my sandwich, and I'll make you head of the Akatsuki Incorporation for the Konoha state branch. Seems like a fair trade, doesn't it? It's a real easy job, doesn't require that much experience." Marcus paced back and forth, then stopped to face the picnic table. A picnic basket was sitting on the surface as the other Akatsuki members were behind their Leader, eyeing him with a confused look.
(Note from the Author: I dunno the name of the AL, so we'll just say that Marcus is his pen/code name.)
"Sir Marcus. Might I say you just open the basket and take the sandwich out?" Sasori finally asked his leader.
Marcus merely glanced at his employee. "Hey, I THINK I'm your boss, and I THINK, I know what I'm doing." He opened the basket and took out a sandwich. A few minutes later, everyone was seated under a tree or on the ground or at the table, eating their picnic food.
later
Deaidara, Sasori and Tobi were just about finished with their food. Deidara was making a finger sign while Sasori was eating a Go-Tart. Tobi was singing The Ants Go Marching One-by-one.
"SHUT UP! SHUTUPSHUTUP. SHUT. UP! Bastard mofo." Sasori threw his go-tart on the ground and angrily stood up as Tobi sang in his direction.
Deidara coughed and sent out a paper bird from his hand,. which he flies on. "BIRD NO JUTSU!"
/poof/
"I'm off to fly and see the city. BYE SASORI AND TOBI!" Deidara flew off as Sasori threw a tennis ball in the horizon, which Tobi ran on 4 feet to chase.
Itachi was seated by a tree trunk eating a ham n' cheese sandwich, some other food surrounding him. Kisame was behind the tree, a few seconds later he appeared holding a bowl of something, which he set next to Itachi. Itachi grabbed the bowl of caviar spread and spead some onto saltine crackers. "If Sasuke was writing about his biggest adventure, I wonder what he would write about?"
Kisame shrugged as Itachi ate his caviar crackers. "Who knows who cares. Maybe it's about his struggles about climbing Mt. Everest or being involved in a shooting case for the CIA or something."
(In Sasuke's class)
"Okay guys, listen up. Write an essay about your biggest most thrilling adventure. Turn it in for a grade, blah blah blah. I'm gonna watch two dolphins during mating season on Discovery Channel while picturing one as me, myself and I..." Iruka sang to his students yet saying that last sentence quietly to himself.
Kiba was writing his essay. "One...day...I...took...a picture...of Sasuke...and I used Photoshop Elements...to make it look like he's fucking my algebra teacher Mr. Orochimaru, then I put the picture into my LiveJournal...then Sasuke foudn out and we played Hide n' Seek Around New York, and a car almost ran over my puppy." he said out loud as he wrote.
Sasuke thought, then picked up a pencil and began writing a WONDERFUL ADVENTUROUS story. "Once...Upon...A time...I climbed a tree. And imagine...My surprise...When I came across a BIRDS NEST... in the...Tree."
(back at the picnic)
"Yeah, you're right. It'll probably be thrilling and stuff." Itachi ate another caviar cracker.
"Don't mind me, but I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar." Kisame smiled and stated to his partner, who was now spitting out his snack.
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"Alright, maggots. Today we're going to play DODGEBALL. " Anko shouted to her P.E. class, a banner falling from the ceiling reading 'Dodgeball with Anko "Dirty Gonzales" Mitarashi.' A cricket chirp was heard, then Anko read the names for the teams.
"Maggot Team one, Uzumaki, Uchiha, Haruno, Inuzuka, Aburame, Hyuga H." she called out to her group of 'maggots', as she liked to call them, as the said people formed a group.
"Maggot team 2, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Hyuga N, Rock Lee, Tenten."Anko read again, a new group forming.
"Maggot Team 3. Nara, Yamanaka, Akimichi, Kaguya, Tayuya, Sakon." Anko finished off the list. Jiroubu and Kidoumaru decided to watch rather than play.
After the teams were settled, they moved outside to the field. Normally, dodgeball was played in the gym, but Anko enjoyed the sheer pleasure of tormenting her students by forcing them to play in the scorching heat.
Anko blew hard on her whistle. "Any questions?"
Kimimaro stood up and shot a bone in the air. He then raised a fist up in triumph as Deidara crashed down in the background, his bird being ripped. "TEAM 3 OWNS YOU BIOTCH!"
"Riiiight..." Anko thought aloud. "Team 1 vs. Team 3. GO."
Kiba aimed a dodgeball at Choji. He threw it full-force.
/whack/
"DAMN YOU KIBA." Shikamaru was clutching his head again. Anko blew her whistle. "Nara, out."
"YEAH BITCH!" Kiba tore off his jacket and flashed his shirtless cough chest at Team 3's direction. "HOW YOU LIKE THAT?"
"...yeah...onto the game." Sakon stated while closing his eyes in disgust.
/eh, I don't really wanna do the game details...later/
"CHA! WE WON! YEAH!" Sakura shouted to Ino, rubbing it in. Ino glared at her and left.
Meanwhile, Gaara was out of the shower and dressed as he walked towards the door, awaiting to go home. He was blocked, however, by Kimimaro.
"So, you met my friend Haku Saturday night, eh Gaara?" Kimimaro smirked as Gaara gave a shiver.
"JACKASS, TELL HIM THAT YOU'LL DO SOMETHING REALLY INTIMIDATING, LIKE MAKE HIS DICK EXPLODE!" Shukaku had a box of cracker jacks and was watching The Godfather as he gave his outer half some advice.
"Shukaku, quiet." Gaara was now aruging with his inner demon as Kimi stood a few feet away watching what appeared to be Gaara yelling with himself.
Kimi gave a fierce growl at Gaara. "kay...HEY, FAGBAG. You're not in Egypt anymore, OVER HERE."
"I moved here from Arizona." Gaara corrected Kimimaro.
"Whatever. I shall now perform the 'In Your Face' dance." Kimi started to dance circles around Gaara, while wagging hit butt at him. "In your face, in your face, in your face in your face in your face,"
"Kimimaro. I'll get back at you, watch me." Gaara pushed pass Kimi and walked out of the gym and into the hallway. He then opened his locker to retieve his bokks.
"BOO!"
"ARGH!" Gaara yelled as he fell down. He looked up and saw Kankuro standing before him.
"Hey Gaara...you need to clean your locker. How's it with the plan?"
"SHH." Gaara led him into a hall closet and closed the door. "Well, it's hard to explain."
Yaara's Auditions for An Evil Plan
Gaara was wearing a beret, sunglasses, and a black overcoat and shirt and pants. He also was holding a megaphone...it was then he took notice of the sign..
"Wait...WHO THE FUCK SPELLED IT WITH A Y?"
"SORRY GAARA! It was like...a typo...and...that." Tenten called out from another room. Gaara sighed and called in the first audition to find someone who's THAT evil. It was Chiyo, AKA the Old Lady who fed the birds at the park.
"Listen, you old whore. You are evil for one certain reaso-"
"I HEARD THAT."
"Shut it, Shukaku. But, I don't know how you're material for this sort of thing." Gaara informed the elderly woman.
"Don't worry sonny, I've been doing this for years. Chiyo cleared her throat and started to sing into the microphone. "I-"
"NEXT." Gaara closed his eyes and drank from his glass of water, an expressionless expression on his face.
Chiyo glanced down in disappointment, then left, muttering swear words. Neji came out with a clipboard and read from it. "Next is Ino Yamanaka."
"Whatever. I need an evil person FAST." Gaara told the Hyuga as Ino came into the room wearing her same outfit as-usual.
"I'm Ino Yama-"
"Point being? GO." Gaara made a gesture to make Ino prove she's evil.
Ino gave an arrogant sigh as she stepped and pressed the play button while singing and dancing to the song. "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the y-"
Gaara cut her off, like the last audition. "Next."
Ino now sang a different song, getting the wrong meaning. "LET ME HEAR YOU SAY THIS SHIT IS BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-"
"NEXT AUDITION." Gaara said even louder, cutting her off yet again
Ino thought...and sang another song. If it was anything she wanted, was to get Sasuke to notice her. "BITCH! AAAAARROZ RICO, SIRVEME MAMI FOR FAVOR-"
"I said NEXT." Gaara banged his fist ON the table and pointed at the exit. Ino, however, decided to sing even lourder, and more off-key.
"AND THE HOME...OF THE...BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE."
"NOT THE NEXT SONG THE NEXT PERSON."
/later/
"Neji. Why the FUCK are all of these people SINGING?" Gaara finally asked his comerade, a few more people who had been rejected because of their singing leaving the auditorium.
"Because they all think 'An Evil Plan' is this new band, and they'll get their own shirts at Hot Topic and stuff." Neji replied as he crossed a name off of his clipboard paper.
Gaara snatched it and hit him in the head with it. "DAMN YOU NEJI."
A voice interrupted Gaara and Neji's conversation. "Excuse me, do you need people to get revenge?"
"Uh. What?" Gaara turned around and saw six figures dressed in overcoats and hats, their faces not visible.
The first figure spoke. "We are a group of individuals known as THEY."
Figure 2's voice took over. "Gaara-sama. We will help you get your revenge, as long as you give us information about this 'Kimimaro.'."
"What the fuck. You said there will be KFC." Figure 3 kicked Figure 2's shin. Figure 2 and Figure 3 then started to wrestle.
Figure 1, 4, 5, and 6 all sighed. The leader, Figure 1, gave Gaara his card, which the Arazonian Gaara tossed behind him. "Gaara-sama. We were called by some girl saying that she has a brother who needed t get back at this guy, and trust us, we know how to deal with people like him."
THEY left, the leader dragging the people who were fighting away from Neji and Gaara.
"Then I told THEY the plan. Now shh, let's get out of here." Gaara said as the bell rang ending school.
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Gaara's plan, part A.
Kimimaro locked up his apartment and went away somewhere, probably to the movies to see 'Snakes on a Plane.' A few minutes after, Lee, Neji, and Tenten walked to Kimi's apartment's door and stood in front of it.
Tenten spoke her thoughts. "Guys, I had a thought. Wouldn't Kimi take his ID to the movies?"
"Neh, if I know Kimi, he'd force the movie theater guy to let him in without the ID." Lee answered his teammate.
Neji blinked. "K, Gaara said to sneak in as quietly and unnoticably as possi-"
/slam/
"LEE!" Neji screamed in horror as Lee kicked the door open, causing it to fall backwards and break.
Lee scratched the back of his head as a sweatdrop appeared. "Oh. Uh...sorry. I just wanted it to be like the movies..."
"Never mind. GET IN." Neji, Tenten, and Lee walked into Kimi's apartment and looked everywhere for his I.D: the tables, chairs, under his bed, in cabinets, etc. It seemed like endless hours of searching, but they were running out of time, Kimi will be back soon.
"FOUND IT!" Lee grinned his sparkling grin as he held up Kimi's ID. "OH YEAH, COMO SE LLAMA, BONITA, MI CASA, SU CASA, ROCK LEE IS IN THE HOUSE, KUNG FU FIGHTERS EVERYWH-"
"Look you found the ID now will you shut your ass up?" Neji rolled his eyes as he donated a STFU-stared at Lee.
Tenten walked towards Lee. "Way to go, Lee!" she said as he gave Bushy-Brows a high-five. "YOU ROCK!"
Neji confirmed that it was indeed Kimi's ID. "Okay. Way to go. Where did you find it?"
"In the microrave, Neji-sir." Lee held his hand up to his head like when you say 'aye aye, captain.' Tenten decided to comment Lee again. "You're good a finding things, Rock Bitches."
"Oh...uh...you heard that?" Lee nervously said softly as he recalled the day he accidentally said his daydream out loud. Tenten nodded.
"Suits you well, too."
"What...the hell...oookay, at least we got the ID. Now, phase 2. We need to change the one thing Gaara said to change on this ID. Give it to Tenten, she'll do it."
Tenten took the ID card and a bottle of white-out. "Okay, Neji. What do I change?"
Neji sighed deeply and leaned back against Kimi's kitchen counter. "His birthday." Neji, Tenten, and Lee huddled so that Nejoi could tell them the specific birthdate Gaara wanted.
/a few seconds later/
"Holy cracker,s this is gonna be good." Lee smiled an evil Mr. Grinch smile. Neji modded in agreement as Tenten finished up the changing of the birthday.
"Okay!" Tenten said and put the ID back in the microwave. Team Gai quickly left the apartment and reported back to Gaara.
Gaara and Kankuro were playing checkers. Kankuro jumped Gaara's king and took his last piece away. "King me."
"Oh, FUCK YOU." Gaara literally tossed the table, causing the checker pieces and board to fly off. Pieces were scattered everywhere as Kankuro merely stared at his brother, a demonic aura coming from Gaara himself. Kankuro laughed nervously and backed off into his room where he was safe.
The door slammed open. "OOOOHHHHH, GAAAAAAARA! WE DID IT!" Lee winked at his leader. "Oh, and one more thing...we changed his middle name to Horis and last name to McTitties, and we switched his long distance service provider to AT&T."
"...why?...Eh, as long as you also got his birthday changed." Gaara gave Lee, Tenten, and Neji a sticker for good work. Tenten and Lee screamed with delight.
"HEEEHEE, STICKERS!"
Neji's face now showed embarrassment that he was actually in the same team with these two wierd-os. "Mother-"
"Shh, Neji. Watch your mouth." Gaara patted Neji on the head and actually smiled.
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING." Neji gave a dirty kill glare and pointed at Gaara while Lee and Tenten were in the background, happily skipping in circles.
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At Naruto's apartment, Naruto and Sasuke were playing Mortal Kombat Deception while Sakura was giving herself a manicure.
Sasuke's guy was beating up Naruto's guy badly. Naruto tried to dodge and counteratatck, but Sasuke used another move to try to knock out his opponent.
"I wonder where's Shikamaru's team." Naruto asked Sasuke as he pressed some buttons.
Sasuke pressed some buttons as well and made his player use a lightning-fist attack. "Whatever. OH YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
"Not in my life, Sask-gay!" Naruto muttered back.
Sakura painted another nail. "Oh my god. Guys, Kakashi left a note. I'll read it to you. It says:
DEAR TEAM 7
I HAVE GONE OUT WITH MY FRIENDS. MAKE YOURSELF SOME PASTA RONI, BUT DON'T MAKE THE SHELLS AND WHITE CHEDDAR KIND, WE'RE USING THAT ONE TONIGHT
LOVE KAKASHI
What does he mean by 'We're USING it?'" Sakura wondered out loud as she shook her hand to dry her nails.
Sasuke shrugged and made his character knock out Naruto's. "I'm ripping your head off now." he informed Naruto as his character ripped off Naruto's character's head, blood spewing out of his neck.
Naruto pouted and sat back on the couch while Sasuke's used his magical freeze kombat gun to turn his opponent's body to glass.
"I'm ripping out your heart, and throwing it at your body." Sasuke advised his teammate as Naruto's character broke into a million tiny pieces as the words PLAYER 1 LOSES appeared on the screen, flashing red.
The blond ninja went back to the menu screen and began to sing...actually ON-key. "And even when your hope is gone move along, move along just to make it through..."
"Go on go on go on go ONNNNNNNN." Sasuke finished the rest, but off-key.
Sakura turned to the news. "Guys, let's see what's on KNN"
"Welcome back to Konoha Network News with your anchor Hiashi Hyuga." Hiashi read from a paper.
Naruto was puzzled. "Hinata's dad?"
"And my co-anchor, Shizune!"
Shizune on the TV nodded. "Thanks, Hiashi. Anyway, news of a 6-year-old-boy who brought a teddy bear at Goodwill only to discover that it blew up the minute he started to sleep with it, is it only fate, or was it a bomb?"
"Gaara." Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto said in unison immediately.
Hiashi took off where Shizune left off. "Thank you, Shizune. the FBI are wondering about the whereabouts of the original owner. Now we'll turn to Ibiki for the weather. Ibiki?"
"NICE AND CLEAR ON A SUNNY DAY." The bald man in the overcoat said, standing in front of a poster with the sun on it.
Hiashi spoke again. "Thanks, Ibiki. Now, also a new commercial. Text the word FUCK to 66466 for the hottest ways to get revenge at somebody."
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Meanwhile, Shino and Hinata were walking back to their apartment when they heard a noise from an alleyway.
"PSST, HINATA, SHINO."
"SHINO, IT'S A HOMELESS GUY TRYING TO MURDER ME! I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Hinata held onto Shino and started to cry, expecting a homeless murderer to jump out at them and stab them at any second. Shino looked around and awkwardly patted Hinata's back. "...Dude."
The voice was heard again, this time with a hint of urgence. "What the hell, IT'S ME, KIBA."
"Oh. Uh...h-hi Kiba." Hinata smiled as Kiba pulled her and Shino across the alleyway to a parking lot.
"Shh. Now, guess what."
"What." Shino said in a bored tone while Hinata blushed. Kiba slipped on some sunglasses and gave I'm-gonna-force-you-to-do-something-illegal grin.
"Wll, I've been thinking. The bikes that we stole yesterday didn't cover enough milage." explained Kiba. Shino nodded in agreement while Hinata raised an eyebrow, clearly meaning she doesn't like where this is going.
Kiba went on and nodded toward a very expensive-looking ocean-blue car. "So. We're gonna hotwire that Ferrari over there and drive to Spain."
"Oh. Okay, but I wanna be home by dinner, we're having quesadillas." Shino inwardly smiled towards the Quesadilla version of the Heavens.
Hinata froze in terror. "KIBA, THAT'S ILLEGAL!"
"Shut up Hinata. I also brought Akamaru with me." As if on cue, Akamaru stuck his head out of Kiba's jacket and gave an arf.
"Y-you can't DRIVE t-to Spain! There's a-an OCEAN between here a-and there." Hinata cried, pointing out that fact to the ciminal mastermind Kiba. Kiba roamed around the thoughts in his mind and chose another place.
"Fine. Let's drive to Acapulco."
"-YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!"
"THAT DIDN'T STOP ANY OF THE OTHER DRIVERS IN THE DAMN CITY HINATA!" Kiba dragged Hinata and Shino to the car when Kiba began to pick-pocket the lock. After it was opoen, they got in, including the reluctant Hinata. Shino and Hinata got into the backseat while Kiba took the drivers and began to hotwire the car.
While he was doing that, Hinata got in her fetal position again while Shino began to sing a counting song. "One two buckle my shoe, three four knock at the door..."
Shino stopped when the engine was heard. Kiba then closed the driver door and crawled in the upright position of his seat. He took hold of the steering wheel.
"Dear diary: Jackpot."
The three of them put on their seatbelts. Akamaru nestled safely in Kiba's jacket. Kiba put the car in drive and backed out of the parking lot.
"Holy shit. Does Kiba know to drive?" Shino asked Hinata. Hinata was too terrified to answer.
"Uno, dos, let's go m'fuckass." Kiba put the car in drive and slammed his foot on the pedal. The car quickly accelerated at are rate of 147 MPH. Kiba made sharp turns and twists as he tried to avoid the other cars. Hinata was screaming while Shino and Akamaru were rooting Kiba on, Kiba pretending that he's in NASCAR.
"INUZUKA TAKES A LEFT AND NOW THROWS PAINT AT SHIKAMARU!" While one hand on the steering wheel, Kiba use dhis other hand to throw yellow paint out the window, causing Team Ino to now be splattered head-to-tow in yellow paint. Kiba laughed meniacally as he sped off.
"Oh CRAP, my HAIR!" Ino had that terrified look on her face.
"Was that Kiba?" Shikamaru looked dazed. Choji began to lick the paint off his skin.
Kiba handed Hinata a paint can. "Here Hinata. You try it."
hinata took the paint can and stuttered. "B-but...K-kiba...what if they g-get ma-"
"-TRY IT!"
"-O-OKAY!" Hinata shut her eyes tightly as she threw the paint can out the window, hitting Yondaime Hokage on the head, causing him to fall off his bike and to be knocked out.
Kiba sped up and turned to Hinata. "Damn girl, you're supposed to take OFF the lid."
/a few blocks away/
"Lalalala. Hi Konohamaru." Hanabi said hello as she took out a Zuko plushie from her pants and gave it a hug. Konohamaru twitched as he approached the Hyuga girl riding his new blue Hot Wheels bike.
"Uhh. Yeah. Hanabi, look at my bike! It's blue! IT EVEN HAS TWO SPEEDS!"
"OH MY GOD. It'll be cooler is it was a Zuko bike." Hanabi voiced out her opinion.
Konohamaru didn't take it, however. He dismounted the bike and compared it with her Zuko plushie. "Hanabi, this bike's worth even more than you."
The Zuko-lover, with the benefit of all of her kendo skills, easily lifted up Konohamaru's bike and tossed it into the busy street, at which at that point was run over by 'Kiba's' car. Kiba then crashed into another car and a couple of street signs, causing them to fly over and a yield sign to barely fly past Konohamaru, nearly slicing him of his boyhood.
"Not anymore." Hanabi smirked to her friend, who was both on the verge of tears and happy that he's still a man.
"KIBA! STOP! PLEASE, STOP!"
"But if I go lower than 50, we're going to blow up!" Kiba replied to Hinata while Shino was videotaping every moment.
Hinata heard police sirens then looked behind her, catching a glimpse of two police cars following the Ferrari. "KIBA! WE'RE GOING TO BE ARRESTED!"
"No we ain't." Kiba slammed hard onto the pedal. By now they were by the Atlantic ocean., the city and police cars far behind them in the horizon. Kiba sped up towards a cliff, then looked behind his shoulder.
"GET OUT, NOW!"
Hinata, Shino, and Kiba with Akamaru, quickly opened their car doors and jumped our of the moving vehicle, just in time before it flew off a cliff into the ocean.
Hinata was shaking with fear. Shino was gasping for breath while Kiba and Akamaru looked down at the now-sinking car."Holy shit dude."
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Gaara's plan, part B
"KIMIMARO! REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD A FACE-OFF OVER WHO CAN GO THE LONGEST WITHOUT THROWING UP AT SAKON'S MONTH OF MIYAZAKI PARTY!" Tayuya tackled Kimimaro to the ground.
"YES. I won." Kimimaro reminded her, then was interrupted by his ringtone, the song 'Chain Hang Low.'
Tayuya, Kidoumaru, Jiroubu, and Sakon started to laugh while Kimi blushed and let his phone ring. Then, after it was done, he checked his cellphone answering machine.
"Kimimaro Kaguya speaking. If you're hot bitch, leave a message. Otherwise I'm not interested. beep
Uh, Kimi. This is Gaar-err...Temari?"
"Oooh, Temari!" Kimi squealed with delight.
Sakon listened in. "Temari has a man voice and sounds like Gaara."
"SHH."
"Uhh...I'm having a Subway Luau at my apartment...but YOU can't come haha. See ya there." The cell phone indicated the the message was over.
Kimi got up and put his jacket on. "I'm gonna crash the party. Later."
"But you weren't invited!" Tayuya called after him, but Kimi ignored her.
/later/
Kimi knocked on the door. "HAHAHA TEMARI! I'M CRASHING YOUR PARTY!" Kimi went in anyway. He closed the door and left it unlocked.
"Psst, Gaara. Are you sure you don't want the door locked?" Temari whispered to Gaara while they were hiding in the bathroom.
Gaara shook his head no. "He can run all he wants, THEY will catch up to him no matter what."
Kimimaro noticed the house was empty. "Uhh. Temari?"
Kimi started to wander about, then went into a dark room. There, barely, he saw a table with Subway food on them, and 6 people in overcoats and hats standing side-by-side, with their backs faced toward Kimi.
"Uhh...Temari?"
"Kimimaro, is it?" Figure 1 spoke softly.
Kimimaro nodded. "Point being?"
Figure 5 spoke next. "Kimimaro, do me a favor. Switch the stereo button to 'on.'
Kimimaro pressed the on button...the song that was played is 'Hips don't Lie' by Shakira.
"So, Kimimaro. We knew you were coming." Figures 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 said together. Figure 1 turned on the lights, then the figures each turned aroudn to reveal the Senseis.
SILENCE.
"...kay...I'm gonna be going n-" Kimimaro was cut off by all of the adutls in the room tackling him and dragging him onto a bed.
"So, Kimimaro, how old are you?" Asuma, AKA Figure 5, grinned pervertedly as all of the other Senseis held him down.
Kimimaro showed him his ID. "15, DUH."
Kurenai, Figure 2, read the I.D. "18? AWESOME!" Kurenai then started to unbutton Kimi's pants.
"NOOOOO!"
"Kimimaro McTitties, tell us. You ticklish?" The Leader, Kakashi, removed his mask and put on a cowboy hat as he scooped the ice cream on Kimi's manly parts.
Kimi screamed. "AAAAAAARGH, COLD!"
"It'll be over soon." The senseis all said, then started to bring their toungues
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/the next day/
"PSSSSSSST, KIMIMARO!" Tayuya whispered to Kimimaro, trying to get his attention
They were back in Kimi's apartment. Kimi's hair was all messed up and he was twitchy this morning...as if he'd experience something REALLY disturbing.
Kidoumaru poked Kimimaro with his elbow."Look at this youtube video, the guy looks kinda like you. HE GOT OWNED."
Kimi got on Tayuya's computer and scrolled down to the video part and watched the first few minutes of the video.
"Kimimaro McTitties, tell us. You ticklish?" The Leader, Kakashi, removed his mask and put on a cowboy hat as he scooped the ice cream on Kimi's manly parts.
Kimi screamed. "AAAAAAARGH, COLD!"
"It'll be over soon." The senseis all said, then started to bring their toungues
DEAD SILENCE
Kimimaro was having a nervous breakdown now. Jiroubu took a bite of chicken and scrolled to the end. "Wait, this is the best part."
"Hi. I'm Gaara. As you may have noticed, I OWNED KIMIMARO'S HAIRY WHITE ASS. Hear that Kimi? to make you feel better, I shall now perform the 'In your face dance.'...In your face, in your face, in your face in your face IN YOUR FACE!" Gaara was dancing and moving his ass at Kimimaro, who now seemsed to faint.
/end ch. 4/
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That's it for Ch. 4. Ch. 5 features more Kiba stuff with a slight dash of other stuff Including...
Zombies?
Lee: It's going to be a bake-off and this one competitor looks EXACTLY like-
Kimi: Lee, DON'T SPOIL THE DAMN CHAPTER!
Well...stick around to find out. o.o