6. The Song That Goes Like This

Christine und Raoul flohen auf das Dach.

„Warum sind wir hier?" fragte Raoul verwundert. (A/N: So ziemlich die einzige intelligente Frage die er in derm ganzen Stück stellt g)

„Er wird uns umbringen!" rief Christine hysterisch und begann Raoul von Erik zu erzählen.

(Beatles: I've Just Seen A Face)

Christine:

I've just seen a face I can't forget

The time or place where we just met

Falling, yes I'm falling

And you keep calling me back again

"Christine, dieses Phantom existiert nicht!" beharrte Raoul.

(Beatles: Nowhere Man)

Raoul:

He's a real Nowhere man

Sitting in his nowhere land

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

Raoul wandte sich beruhigend zu Christine und begann zu singen.

(Spamalot: The Song That Goes Like This)

Raoul:

Once in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts off soft and low
And ends up with a kiss
Oh where is the song
That goes like this?
Where is it? Where? Where?

Christine:
A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell
They all will hum along
We'll overact like hell
For this is the song that goes like this

Raoul und Christine:

Yes it is! Yes it is!

Raoul:

Now we can go straight
Right down the middle eight
A bridge that is too far for me

Christine:
I'll sing it in your face
While we both embrace

Raoul und Christine:

And then we change the key

Raoul:

Now we're into E!
hem That's awfully high for me

Christine:
But as everyone can see
We should have stayed in D

Raoul und Christine:

For this is our song that goes like this!

Raoul:

I'm feeling very proud

Christine:

You're singing far too loud

Raoul:

That's the way that this song goes

Christine:

You're standing on my toes

Raoul und Christine:

Singing our song that goes like this!

Christine:
I can't believe there's more

Raoul:

It's far too long, I'm sure

Christine:

That's the trouble with this song
It goes on and on and on

Raoul und Christine:

For this is our song that is too long!

Christine:

We'll be singing this til dawn

Raoul:

You'll wish that you weren't born

Christine:

Let's stop this damn refrain
Before we go insane

Raoul:

For this is our song that ends like this!

Raoul und Christine standen nun direkt voreinander und als der letzte Ton verklangen war, küssten sie sich.

„Oh, ich muss wieder zurück!" rief Christine und löste sich wieder von ihm.

Raoul folgte ihr wieder herunter in die Oper. Auf dem Dach trat das Phantom nun aus den Schatten. Langsam ging er auf die Stelle zu, an der die Beiden zuvor gestanden hatten und sank zu Boden.

(Queen: Love Of My Life)

Phantom:

Love of my life, you've hurt me

You've broken my heart, and now you leave me

Love of my life, can't you see…

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know, what it means to me

Love of my life, don't leave me

You've taken my love, you now desert me

Love of my life, can't you see…

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know, what it means to me

Hurry back, hurry back, please bring it back home to me

Because you don't know, what it means to me

Love of my life, Love of my life, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh

Auf einmal stand er aprupt auf und sang wütend:

(Alice Cooper: No More Mr Nice Guy)

Phantom:

No more Mr Nice Guy

No more Mr Clean!

No more Mr Nice Guy

I'm sick, I'm obscene!

No more Mr Nice Guy!