Habits

"Mm."

"Hm?"

"Shouldn't you say something?"

"Why would I say anything?"

"It's your turn to say something."

"We take turns?"

"We should." She wrapped her arms back around him.

"To say things after we wake up? You surprise me Yoruichi." His hand reached around the side of the bed, and pulled up a striped hat to shade himself form the morning light.

"I'm not the one who-"

"Point made." He tilted the hat up to look at her.

"You didn't even let me finish!"

"If I had let you keep talking you would have expected a witty response, and if you're naked and hugging me I don't think I can pay that much attention."

"How about if I do this?"

Taking his hat, she threw it from the bedside to distract him. He gave a pitiful sigh as she found a shirt and pulled it on.

"You are so mean sometimes."

"One of us has to put our foot down Kisuke…"

"No we don't." He ran his foot up and down her leg, creating another mental image to go with the face he was staring at. Kisuke attempted to wrap her in his arms to prevent her from finding pants, but was rolled onto his back when he didn't succeed.

Yoruichi punched his arm. "Horny old man."

"Tell me where my shirt is, and then ask yourself what you are."

Her glare didn't stop the blush from rising to her cheeks. "Put some pants on make some breakfast."

"What, did you rip my shirt?"

"Kisuke!"

"I'm going to call that a yes, Yoruichi." He was teasing her.

Crossing her arms indignantly, she narrowed her eyes. "Careful Kisuke, I might stop by when your worker bee is here."

Taking the threat seriously, he was halfway across the room and tying his pants the moment she stopped speaking.

"I should threaten you more often." She laughed.

"Don't get to comfortable Yoruichi, you're becoming predictable."

"Oh?" She followed him out of the room.

"You've been putting your shirt on before your pants for a month now."

"Is that it?"

"Well, you've also…"

Tessai was very confused when he came back from shopping to find his manager half dressed and eating a cold meal. He refused to talk about it, and the large man decided it was an event he best ignore.

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Stepping out of the shadows as a cat, Yoruichi used the fog to hide herself from prying eyes as she changed back to her normal form. Pulling on her shirt, she grumbled irritably. She was developing habits, and this little one was going to get in the way. Yanking on her pants angrily, she realized as long as Kisuke kept pestering her after they woke up together, she was going to have to deal with this habit. Even if it had spawned others.

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- I felt like writing something fluffy, and since Yoruichi apparently does put her shirt on before her pants, I thought I would write up a little explanation for it.