Disturbance
He had noticed for some time. Really, when you had free time it was very easy to notice. Tessai had been doing less and less chores, and since business was never very big, less work in general. It all started when that cat came up to the shop. At first he had been surprised to see the sodden creature, but Urahara had quickly taken it from his care. Tessai quickly learned it was best to leave Yoruichi-san to the manager. Whenever the cat showed up, life seemed to get better. Urahara would find more things for him to do (he enjoyed keeping busy) and the manager seemed to just be in a better mood.
Tessai wasn't a fool though, and after the first few times refilling the fridge, he began to think. That cat was a disturbance. The food was gone, and every drop of milk. The manager spoiled the cat, though where all the food went, he was still unsure. It was obvious the cat was his friend, a rather strange choice in his opinion, but wasn't about the man he worked for?
It all came back to the cat, and what it really was. Tessai was sure it wasn't normal, there was no way it could be. Coming back from the store he was fairly sure he had seen it travel by jumping in-between house's roofs. Of course, the shocker of its oddities was when he first heard the cat speak. And though all of it added up to the cat being strange, it wasn't what he noticed.
Yoruichi-san was a disturbance in Urahara's life. And a very strange one at that. Tessai had never thouhgt of Urahara as the type to get distracted. Especially by a cat. But what could he say? Please stop feeding the talking cat? Of course, he hardly knew what to expect when he came back from shopping that day.
As he stepped into the kitchen and put his burdens down, the first thing he noticed was that someone else was in the room. And it wasn't Urahara. In fact, pushing his glasses up his nose his eyes opened in surprise. It was a woman. A naked woman. She was also drinking the cream right out of the container he had placed it in. Her golden eyes flickered over to look at him before returning to the jug.
"Y-Yourichi-san!" Tessai's head turned at the sound of Urahara's voice.
She grinned at him, a small ring of cream around her face. Ignoring her expression, he hurriedly tugged off his diamond patterned robe and threw it over her. "What were you thinking Yourichi-san?" He quickly ushered her out of the room.
Yes. Yourichi-san was definately a disturbance in Urahara's life.
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-Wow.. I actually got around to updating this! Well, for now I'm going to call this little side-series complete, but I'll probably come back to it later.