Two - A Parody of One from A Chorus Line
Christine:
Two
Singular sensations
Every little step they take.
Two
Thrilling men I love
Every move that they make.
One note and suddenly no one but Erik will do!
And then I'll never be lonely with Raoul, but there's
Two!
Fighting for my love.
But I can't forget the rest.
For one guy is second-best
But who?
Who?
Who? Who?
They both want my attention.
Do I really have to mention
They're the two!
They walk into the room and I know
They're uncommonly rare
Very unique
I don't want to choose 'cause I think I would weep.
They walk into the room
And I know from them
They're both so great
Don't want to make a mistake
They're two special men strolling.
Can't help
Thinking one choice's more rewarding.
The only way I could choose is if I pulled a name from a hat,
They walk into the room and I know that
Living with Erik means lots of rats.
Living with Raoul's the opposite of that!
This is what I call battling.
Which of the two
Can't I get enough of?
Enough of?
The problem is they're both one of a kind!
Two!
Singular sensations
Every little step they take.
Two
Thrilling men I love
Every move that they make.
One note and suddenly no one but Erik will do.
And then I'll never be lonely with Raoul, but there's
Two!
Fighting for my love.
But I can't forget the rest.
For one guy is second-best.
But who?
Who?
Who? Who?
They both want my attention.
Do I really have to mention
They're theeeeeeeee
They're theeeeeeeee
They're theeeeeeee twoooooo!