A/N: Thanks to The Child Writing Prodigy for this request. I don't own Wicked or Phantom.

I'm Not That Man - A parody of I'm Not That Girl from Wicked

After Christine and Raoul have left him and the mob has left, Erik sits at his organ singing:

Hands touch.

Eyes meet.

A sudden feeling

Sudden heat.

I love her

So terribly an'

She may be that girl

But I'm not that man.

I dreamed too far.

Don't lose sight of who you are.

She mean so much.

She means the world.

She may be that girl

I'm not that man.

Every so often I long to steal

Her back and know what might have been.

Nothing can soften the ache that I feel.

Reality has set back in.

Can't smile.

Can't grin.

He wins her.

She wins him.

Brown hair without any curls.

That's the man she chose

And Heaven knows

I'm not that man.

I wished.

Don't start.

Wishing only broke my heart.

I was born for people to ban.

There's a man I know.

He loves her so.

I'm not that man.


A/N: Thanks to IPFcannon, PhantomPhanGirl91, and anyone else who reviewed!