The Uzumaki Agenda
Warnings: crude humor language
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and sorry I spelled konoichi wrong last chapter.
Tsunade P.O.V
"It's going to happen today, I know it. I've planned this day five months in advance; all problems are to be reported to any and all assistants available, no one is allowed in the hokage tower. Yes, today is my vacation day I'm getting a massage and facial, peace and relaxation are all I will know today. So why am on edge? Three months have gone by speciously, in which I have not heard one word, not one peep of trouble from a certain ninja."
"Lady Tsunade it's a million to one chance, its impossible,"
"Nothing Shizune, is impossible with that boy he'll come I know it," I slump over my desk, "Oh I should just give up and cancel it,"
"Lady Tsunade I think you're being paranoid, listen you're going to sit and relax and not worry about thing because you deserve it um ma'am. Besides you sent team seven on a vacation remember?"
"I suppose you're right the brat's off with his boyfriend I should just relax,"
2 hours later
"Um Lady Tsunade,"
"Hmm yes what is it?" Yes, this has to be the best day of my life. A ninja assistant calls through a crack in the door can't he see I'm getting a well-needed massage.
"There's an emergency," He fumbles around the door, "And well um-," He's pressing against the door, "Naruto Uzumaki is here to see….you," "Lady Tsunade are you crying?"
"Let HIM IN!" I'm going to kill him that's it my one-day and argh! I run over and fling the door open.
"Old hag we need you!" Need me ha "Sasuke's got something going on with his sharingan and Sakura can't heal Sorosoro! And here you are taking a break!"
"…………………………………………………………………………………………….twitch"
After I was done throwing Naruto from the third story window I took a look at Sasuke. I had seen this happen before. "Well this is a uh subconscious premature rejection of a jutsu, it's common in kekkaigenkai even though it's a natural trait it still requires a lot of chakra build up. Sasuke must have seen something his mind didn't like, that it wanted to hide from him so it stopped the jutsu so quickly that all the remaining chakra backed up on him and left some of it's signature in his vision that's why his eyes have that blue cover over them. As for why he fell backwards and passed out I can only guess shock. He should be fine after some rest he might have slight memory and vision loss though."
"Now the girl, Sorosoro can I ask you some question while I take a look please?" She really looks similar to Sasuke, but different somehow something else about her is strange. She nods and I begin, "Are living near here,"
"No,"
"Do you plan to take residence here any time in the near future?"
"No,"
"Are you a ninja?"
"…Yes,"
"Are you on mission currently?"
"No,"
"Do you have family?"
"I'm not sure,"
"I see and what is your last name and in addition what is the story behind your first name?"
"I don't remember anything and don't feel like answering any questions; I thank you and want to leave please."
"….Alright, but you'll have to stay until your leg heals its broken down the middle and I think it should heal on it's own," She looks ready to refuse.
"Fine," She looked at Sasuke maybe she likes him? "You'll stay with Naruto,"
"But he's a boy," She blushes I guess she hasn't had much experience on teams.
"You don't have to worry about it his place is reasonably big and Sasuke's going to stay with Sakura," The girl looks at me funny I'll let her find things out for herself. "That's final and Kakashi a word please."
Sakura picks up the girl and leaves Sasuke for Naruto who just entered shortly after she was leaving Naruto was going to erupt at me but Sakura whispers in his ear and he picks up Sasuke and leaves.
"So what do you think?"
"I'm not sure something is not right about her but it's not necessarily bad,"
"Yes, I think a little time here will do her good, but I'll do a background check she looks at least a few yours younger than the rest of them,"
"I think she'll fit in after awhile she reminds of someone else I'll assume she's under my watch?" I nod, He smiles like its all clear sometimes I'm even fooled into thinking he's calm.
"I don't dare hope she's an Uchiha survivor,"
"I wouldn't it's too unlikely," I narrow my eyes.
"Kakashi…if you know something you could be held accountable if something was to suddenly go awry,"
"I can assure you I don't know what you're getting at,"
"You are dismissed then,"
Naruto P.O.V
Why did Tsunade give me the girl! We haven't done anything but glare at each other across the room she said she blames me for her being her. Yeah it's my fault; I should have minded my own business and let her fall to ground so her head cracked like a watermelon. Believe me saying that just seemed to make her angrier. "Stop it,"
"What?"
"You know what!" She shrugs but keeps staring at me like I'm stupid. "You are just as bad as him I swear!"
"Like who?" Okay….she said that with so much more interest then before that's weird.
"You know Sasuke,"
"Oh, chicken head,"
"Hahahah hehe I ha haven't heard that one in awhile!" She stays quiet.
"Does he have family?"
"….I don't think I should say..., but you'll find out anyway his whole family is dead," I'll leave it at that.
"Oh, how sad," She doesn't sound sad, hmph. "Can I take a bath?"
"Yeah down the hall," She nods and walks down on her crutch. A few minutes and she pokes her head around the corner.
"I need um help" What? Well she does have a small cast and has to be careful I guess. I open the door and she's sitting on the bath stool clothed.
"I don't think I can get undressed with out falling –is there someone who can help maybe pinkie," She's blushing I feel for her, pinkie?
"I'll help," She tosses a metal wastebasket at my head! "What the hell!"
"I'm a girl you idiot pervert poor-excuse-for-a-ninja!"
"I'm gay you silly witch!"
"Oh," She looks down, "I think I can do it myself thank you, never mind."
"Why you- you know what, do what ever you want, whatever you want," You crazy psycho whore!
Everything was quite for a while, so I decide to take her some clothes might as well be nice, Tsunade saved her some clothes to wear, I knock first and hear thump in return. I enter and she's tangled in the shower curtain.
"I'm fine be out in a minute!" She screams as if she's mad but she's just embarrassed she's blushing I walk over and start to untangle her, "I'm fine!" She doesn't want me to see her naked, but her foot is tangled and swollen from standing for so long.
"I won't look its okay hold onto me while I cut the curtain stuck on your cast," I bend down and she hesitantly puts her weight on my shoulder I start to cut the blue plastic, when I lifted her foot she pulled away and almost fell. "Don't move this kunai will cut you,"
"Are you really you know?"
"Gay, yeah well in all honesty I'm bi." She whaps me I have a feeling if she wasn't tangled she'd take this kunai and stab me in the groin. "Hey, hey I didn't say I was interested!"
"If you like girls it wouldn't matter, you still…like my body,"
"Nah it's willpower I control what I do, If I like the person then I'm interested and attracted it might seem crazy, but yeah I would say you look good, but I wouldn't care only my subconscious would give a damn," She's quite "Understand? No? Neither do I, but since I found someone I've been even less interested in everything else," I cut through the last and pull the curtain away true to my word I stay looking at her feet.
"Did you bring me those clothes?"
"Yes,"
"Thank you…I still think you're an idiot though!"
"Sigh I can't say I'm surprised," I stand up, "Whoa your tits are huge!"
Sakura P.O.V
Sasuke hasn't woken up yet, but is making noises it's so cute, even if he'd kill me for saying that. When I brought Sasuke home my mom thought we were getting married, she still thinks I like him. I like many guys though and I've been on lots of dates, but Sasuke and Naruto are my brothers and the guys I love the most. Even if they're insane.
"Ngh," Hmm sounds like Sasuke's waking up.
"Sasuke are you okay?"
"Sakura? Where am I?"
"My house Tsunade wanted you to stay until you felt okay to go home." Sasuke's eyes are back to normal and his color is better too. "You remember what happened?"
"Yeah I was checking out that girl and my head just…and I don't remember,"
"Yeah don't worry about it Tsunade said your head just stopped your sharingan short when you wanted to keep looking anyways. 'Subconscious premature rejection of a jutsu,' she said I think she made that name up on the spot though ha-ha it seemed like it,"
"I'll go now thank you Sakura,"
"Bye Sasuke," He still only talks to Naruto.
Naruto P.O.V
"My head's still bleeding you jerk!"
"You're a pervert!"
"It was a joke bitch!"
"Ha-ha no one's laughing now huh!"
"I hate you!"
tbc