Even More Phantom Song Parodies

by Bialywhoos

Yet even more song parodies. My main focus will be parodies of showtunes and Gilbert and Sullivan songs, though I may do other genres. Now up, Christine, a parody of Sandy from Grease.

13. Paris, France

A/N: Incase anyone hasn't read the novel, Christine grew up in Sweden, which is the basis of this song.

Paris, France - A parody of the Green Acres Theme Song

Raoul: Paris, France is the place for me!

Big cities are the life for me!

The towers and op'ra by my side!

Christine, I love you, but give me the city's side!

Christine Sweden is where I'd rather stay!

I won't get allergic smelling hay.

Paris may be great, but I'm telling you,

Darling I love you but give me that ocean blue!

Raoul: The French!

Christine: No stench!

Raoul: The stores!

Christine: The shores!

Raoul: You are my wife!

Christine: Goodbye, Swedish life!

Both: Paris, France we are there!

A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I really appreciate it! I'm sorry to anyone that submitted a request; either I didn't know the song or I couldn't think of a way to make it a Phantom parody. Hopefully someone will give me a request of a song I know!