A/N: Thanks once again to Phantom's Beauty for this request.
Recorded Love - A parody of Endangered Love from a Veggietales episode
Raoul is spying on Christine and Erik through a TV, which a secret camera is set up to from the sewers.
Raoul: Oh my dear Christine.
You are the girl for me.
Sent from up above.
You are the one I love.
Erik: Don't cry, my Christine.
You're such a nice woman.
I am a real big fan!
But I must write this opera to do noble things for the good of all
And you can't help because you only speak French!
Au revoir!
Christine: But if you leave, Erik
Who will take me to the ball?
It is the Masquerade Ball, Erik!
I have a costume and shoes
And some very nice lipstick!
Who will take me to the ball?
Raoul: I'll take you to the ball, Christine!
Christine: Please don't go!
Erik: I must!
Christine: Don't!
Erik: Must!
Christine: Don't, Don't!
Erik: Must, must.
Raoul: Oh my dear Christine!
You are the girl for me.
Sent from up above!
You are the one I love.
Oh my dear Christine!
I'll be your monami.
We will go to the ball.
I know you're not too tall.
Christine, spoken: Erik, I've learned Spanish!
Erik, spoken: You have?
Christine, spoken: Si!
Erik: Oh yes, my Christine!
I always knew you could
So I hoped you would!
Now we can write that opera and do noble things for the good of all!
Christine: Sure, but first, will you take me to the ball?
Oh, Erik
Will you take me to the ball?
Erik, spoken: I don't have a costume.
Christine, spoken: You don't?
Erik, spoken: No.
Christine: I must go!
Erik: Please don't go!
Christine: I must!
Erik: Don't go!
Christine: I must!
Erik: Don't!
Christine: Must!
Erik: Don't, don't!
Christine: Must, must!
Raoul: Oh my dear Christine!
You are the gir-
(Philippe enters the room)
Philippe, spoken: Raoul, what are you doing?
Raoul, spoken: Just plotting revenge on Erik, Philippe.
Philippe, spoken: Well, maybe you should read a book.
Raoul, spoken: Yeah. Good idea. (Hepicks up Victor Hugo's Les Miserables off of a table. Philippe leaves.)
Erik: Christine, I got a costume!
Christine: Oh, Erik.