A/N: I never knew so many people liked Veggietales! Thanks for the idea, Hermione Vadar! (Sorry if I spelt that wrong.)
The Managers Who Don't Do Anything - A parody of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything from a Veggietales episode.
Andre and Firmin are in their office in two easy chairs, singing:
We are the managers who don't do anything!
We just take some naps in easy chairs!
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you . . .
Firmin: We don't do anything.
Andre: Well, I've never been to Iceland
And I've never been to Fuji
And I've never been to Hollywood to get a little fame
And I've never been to England
And I've never been to Brazil
And I've never seen a Boston Red Sox game!
Both: 'Cause we're the managers who don't do anything!
We just take some naps in easy chairs!
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you . . .
Andre: We don't do anything.
Firmin: And I've never put on Les Mis
And I've never put on Rent
And I never did Chicago cause I won't get any fame
And I never put on Wicked
Or Fiddler on the Roof
And I've never seen a Boston Red Sox game!
Both: 'Cause we're the managers who don't do anything.
We just take some naps in easy chairs!
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you . . .
Firmin: We don't do anything.
Andre: Well, I never killed a rooster
And I'm not too good at football
And I've never watched Judge Judy 'cause the verdicts are all the same
And I've never met Da Vinci
Or read about his code
And I've never seen a Boston Red Sox game!
Firmin: Huh? What does Da Vinci and Judge Judy have to do with being a manager! We're suppose to sing about manager things!
Andre: Oh.
Firmin: And you're not old enough to have met Da Vinci anyway! That's just nonsense! What do you think?
Andre: I think you look like a Jeopardy champion!
Firmin: No I don't.
Andre: Do too.
Firmin: Do not!
Andre: You're making me want to play trivia.
Firmin: That's it! You're living with the Phantom!
Andre: Says who?
Firmin: Says the manager, that's who!
Andre: Oh yeah? Well I'm a manager too, so ha ha!
Firmin: You're in for it! (He begins to chase Andre around the room)
Andre: Yikes!
And I've never ate a beetle
And I've never rode a go-kart
And I've never, ever have to have taken all the blame
And I've never have played go-fish
And I've never done graffiti!
Firmin, stops chasing him and goes back to easy chair: You just don't get it!
Both: And we've never seen a Boston Red Sox game!
A/N: I'd like to use this author note to say, if you like this, you might like some of my other fanfics, and I hope you'll read them. My two favorites are:
1. Inspector Clouseau Meets The Phantom - A pink panther/ POTO crossover. Sort of based on the 2006 movie, but even if you liked the old Peter Sellers ones, you'll still enjoy it! Complete!
2. A Disaster Beyond Your Imagination the rewrite! - PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AND REVIEW! An interesting story, if I say so myself. Seven years after the Phantom of the Opera incident, Raoul and Christine are married and have three children, but are told by Erik to leave each other or otherwise face a disaster. When they don't listen to the warning, Raoul is imprisoned by Erik, and basically enslaved as well. Before long, he is shipped to America with a few others by Erik, and he doesn't have any money. They must earn their way home, running into quite a few dilemas, including a man named Frederick who wants to kill them, and one of Raoul's children becoming incredibally sick and unable to afford medication. Lots of interesting twists! Please read and review! No one ever does so with this fanfic! In progress.