A/N: Thanks for all of those reviews! I hope you enjoy this one, and they'll be plenty more Gilbert and Sullivan songs to come! Go G&S!

A Maiden Fair To See - A parody of A Maiden Fair To See from HMS Pinafore

Raoul, in Christine's dressing room, sings to her:

A maiden fair to see.

A girl I love dearly.

A flower filled with beauty.

For whom I proudly sigh

And for whom I would die.

Oh how I love her truly.

Some random guys behind the door: Oh how he loves her truly!

Raoul: A suitor highly born

With hopeful passions born.

Hopeful beyond denying!

I hope that she will find

I love her, for she is kind.

My love is never dying.

Random guys: His love is never dying.

Raoul: Christine, it's really me.

That boy met by the sea.

Christine, it is really me.

How lucky can I be?

You're the girl that's by the sea

And I'm that little boy.

Raoul and random guys: How lucky can I be?

You're the girl that's by the sea

And I'm that little boy.