A/N: Thanks to The-Blondstar for this request
No New Scheme - A parody of No Good Deed from Wicked
The day after Joseph Buquet was strangled by Erik, Firmin and Andre are in their office, trying to figure out what to do about him.
Andre: It's so annoying! He wrecks everything!
Firmin: I know, but I think I know a way to stop him! It goes like this, Andre, listen closely:
No new scheme goes unpunished!
No new act of murder will soon be forgiven!
No new scheme goes unpunished.
That's our new creed!
All his clever schemes hurt our profits.
That's the way it seems!
No new scheme goes unpunished!
Erik.
His name is Erik.
Oh Erik!
Oh Erik!
One question haunts us both.
Is it too much to mention?
Is he just seeking revenge
Or just seeking attention?
Is that all his schemes are when looked at by the public's eye?
If that's all his schemes are
Maybe that's the reason why
No new scheme goes unpunished!
We've got to get rid of him while we have the chance!
No new scheme goes unpunished!
He can't mean well,
Our tickets will never sell.
We've had enough!
Enough now!
Enough now, then!
Let us two be agreed
He's wicked through and through
But he will not succeed.
Erik, we're after you!
We promise you no new scheme will you ever plan to do again!
Ever again!
No new scheme will you dooooooooooo agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!