Mean time

Koga was walking down the street.

"ah.. where are those guys I'm getting bored"

BONK!

A watch fell and hit koga on the head

"AH WHAT THE FUCK! Hey this looks like mirokus watch"koga said looking at the watch, he looked up.

"AAAHHHHHH!"miroku yelled as he fell upside down to his dome. Koga jumped up and grabbed him by the leg then jumped back onto the roof

"WHAT THE HELL MIROKU DID YOU GO EMO OR SOMETHING!'koga yelled dropping iroku on the floor of the roof.

"MIOKRU YOUR OK!"sango said giving him a hug

"sango that hurts"miroku said trying to breath. Sango squeezed tighter around his neck

"OH DOES IT WELL MAYBE YOUR THINK TWICE BEFORE TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF"sango yelled as miroku passed out and she let go.

"um.. should we help him?"inuyasha

"if you have a death wish go ahead"kagome

"let go I'm getting tired"kikyo said as they all left sango to beat up miroku.

Next day

"ahh.. miroku you ok?"kagome said looking at miroku. He had a black eye a missing baby tooth messed up hair and looked like he was in a great deal of pain.

"hahaha yeah sango and me are doing great and she won't leave me alone now"miroku said as sango appeared behind him.

"and you don't have a problem with that do you?!?'sango said grabbing his ear

"no my dear sango"miroku said mouthing the words 'Save Me please'

"no chance"koga

"let go miroku" sango said pulling him

"I fell sorry for him"inuyasha

"yeah"kagome

A few moths later

Miroku wounds healed completely, and inuyasha's 17 birthday was coming up

"so guys what should I get inuyasha for a persent this year?"kagome asked kikyo, sango, koga, and miroku before inuyasha came

"how about a dvd"kikyo

"a video game"

"don't ask me"koga

"you should dress up like a…"miroku was cut off by sango hitting him on the head

"ignore him kagome"sango

"ah.. I don't know what to get"kagome

night

Inuyasha and kagome sat on inuyasha sofa watching a movie

"hey yasha?"kagome said eating popcorn

"yeah"inuyasha

'what do you want for your birthday?"kagome

"nothing"inuyasha

"come on you have to want something"kagome

"nop I don't want a thing"inuyasha

"but then how will I know what to get you"kagome wined

"don't get me anything, I got you that's all I want"inuyasha

"aw.. yasha that bull"kagome said glaring at him

"yeah I know your not that good"inuyasha said getting hit by a pillow and falling off the bed. Kagome grabbed the popcorn bowl and dumped it on him.

OK people you did want miroku to die I know, I wasn't going to kill them I wrote this chapter right after a made the last one. What should kagome get inuyasha? I'm open to any suggestions. Please review.