Wow, well I didn't expect a whole pile of reviews, but definitly expected more than 2. Oh well. Here is chapter two! I didn't have anyone check over this chapter either, and it was written in a blog instead of word, so hopefully it doesn't have any errors. I didn't see any, but sometimes I miss them. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, plain and simple. You would know if I did, because I would be rich, it would attract more female viewers because of all the shounen-ai, and of course, all the smexy characters would be in far less clothing.
Warnings: This chapter contains mild adult language, mention of adult situations, and Seto Kaiba in hardly any clothes (which I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say YAY!)
CHAPTER TWO - I'M WITH STUPID
Pandora wasn't quite sure what to do with a really rich person in her cousin's home but he sure as anything wasn't going to sleep in the same bed as her. The walk home had been interesting; she didn't drive and if he had even suggested it she would have knocked him unconcious for suggesting such a thing! Evelyn had already fallen asleep, most likely hours before, and so it was easy to sneak the stranger into her room.
"Well, you're here, but. . .now what do I do with you?" she asked him.
He simply smiled, his eyes glazed over, the medication that the blonde had slipped him at full effect and Seto couldn't have been any easier to convince to get into bed. Pandora took in a deep breath as the CEO began to try and strip in front of her for bed, and she left the rest of the night up to him, closing the door behind her and ordering him to 'stay' as though he were a dog. She let out the breath that she'd been holding and pulled the three wallets out from the strap around her waist under her blouse that made it look like she was wearing a two-piece dress. She was a bit discouraged to see that they carried credit cards more than cash, but rich folk never let her down.
She sat down on the sofa in the living room and began to count her loot. She had scored $700.00. Not bad for a night's work, even after the incident with Seto. She discretely disposed of the wallets and their contents, cash set aside, and tucked the money into the pajama bottoms she had brought with her from her room and changed into. She ran her fingers through her long auburn hair. This would be a fun weekend. Two days living with Evelyn and here it is, a Friday and her weekend will be spent explaining how a drugged CEO ended up in her sleeping quarters. Excellent.
Seto felt restless. His pillow didn't feel right for some odd reason, as though the velvet lining had been covered by something, and the silk sheets felt rough. Some odd dream he was having, he had never dreamed with light shining in his face from a window. In fact, it amazed him that light could shine in at all, as his curtains would have blocked the light out completely to begin with. Head pounding and his neck oddly sore, Seto sat up confused and feeling a bit off.
It took him a few seconds to let the strange sight before him register into his brain but once it did, flames burned in his eyes and he was instantly out of bed. He stormed down the incredibly small hallway into a larger but still small room where a girl was asleep on a couch. Seto threw a pillow at the girl and when she grumbled herself awake he put on his normal 'tell me what I want to know' look. Surprisingly enough to him, the girl glared right back!
"Who the hell are you, where the hell am I, and why the hell am I not at home?!" Seto demanded, anger arising when the girl began to laugh.
"You don't remember last night at all, do you?"
He remembered bits and pieces of the night but nothing after arriving at the gala where he was to present ideas to a company and make himself another small fortune. His eyes widened when he suddenly realized that this girl must've drugged him!
Pandora was about to tell Seto the truth about what happened, really, but seeing his eyes widen and the expression on his face, the look he was giving her, it was simply too irrisistable, "Well, we hooked up at that party last night, remember? You ditched your meeting and we came here, got high and had sex in my kitchen on the table, then again in my room, and then you told me you liked to sleep alone so I came out here."
He belived her, especially upon realizing that he was in nothing but a pair of blue and black flamed boxers, and it wasn't until she was sure that the little vein inside of his head would explode that she decided he should know the TRUTH.
"Kidding! I don't do drugs, I don't do rich guys, and I don't let people have my room for any reason unless they seriously need a place to crash. You were talking to some bimbo or whatev and she drugged you last night. I tried to ask you for," scene change! "I wanted to ask you for the time and you seemed kinda loopy so blondie walked off and then I helped you out with your meeting. Oh, by the way, the company liked my ideas. Hard working employees, and your whole bit about love and such."
By this time Seto was trying very hard to pay attention but was so shocked by her statements that every few seconds he had to really think hard to keep up with what was going on.
"After you signed papers I walked with you back here since I didn't know where you lived and then I took you to my room. I left before you even had your shirt off so don't worry, I didn't molest you or anything."
Just at that moment, Evelyn walked through the living room into the kitchen, stopping mid-way to eye both people and simply shook her head, "I don't want to know, never tell me."
After she was in the kitchen, Seto spoke, "Well thanks for the bed but I'm going to use the phone and get out of here. Where is your phone?"
"Whatev, I'll go get you the phone."
Pandora stood and walked sleepily into another room of the house and emerged with a phone. She handed it to Seto and he gladly took it from her. He didn't thank her, he simply walked back into the bedroom he'd woken up in.
"Listen, a girl brought me home from the party last night. I wasn't feeling well so I stayed at her house. How is Mokuba?" he asked the maid who had answered his phone, "Good I'm glad to hear it. And he wasn't too concerned?", another short pause, "At what time will Hector be there today? I will call back in one hour, then, with directions." Seto hung up the phone and took it back to the girl in the living room.
"I remember you, Seto, but my name is Pandora, if you were interested. Do you need to give them the address?" she asked, talking about whoever was picking him up.
"I have to call back in an hour. My driver wasn't expecting to be there this early and so he is on his way to my mansion right now," Seto didn't feel like making conversation with this girl.
Pandora simply shrugged her shoulders and tried to ignore Seto's rudeness. She walked into the kitchen an opened the refridgerator. When she turned around, Seto was right behind her, and she was so startled that she dropped the carton of eggs she was holding. Seto grabbed them before they fell and handed them to her.
"Sorry for startling you, I just wanted to ask you if you had anything for me to eat. I'm really hungry."
She smiled and nodded, "Sure, I'm making eggs. You can make some too if you want. Do you want two or three?"
He shrugged his shoulder at her, "Three I suppose."
She handed him three eggs and took two for herself, putting the rest back. When she turned back around, she burst into laughter. She had been heating a pan on the stove filled with oil, and Seto had placed all three eggs in the pan, shells still on them. Seto looked to the girl who was laughing so hard she had tears running from her eyes.
"What?!" he yelled at her, trying to hold back a blush.
She just rolled her eyes and walked over to the pan, picking up all three eggs and cracking the shells, letting the yolk and whites slide into the pan. They began to cook, a sizzling sound emitting from them, and then she looked to him.
"That, sir, is how you make eggs. Do you at least know how to make toast?" she asked, trying to keep a straight face.
"Of course I," who was he kidding? "no."
Pandora just laughed, grabbing some bacon from the meat drawer of the refridgerator and placed several strips on a plate and popped them into the microwave. Seto watched as she turned the eggs over several times and they began to look more like the eggs he was used to seeing. He had never actually seen anyone make his food, and usually these things were rare occurances. He was used to eating food that would cost at least thirty dollars at a restaurant, but he did occasionally enjoy foods such as these.
It wasn't long before Pandora placed his eggs onto a plate along with a few pieces of bacon and a slice of buttered toast, which he hadn't even seen her make. While she was making her own breakfast she poured him some orange juice and he began eating. The other girl, Evelyn, was sitting at the table, quietly drinking a glass of orange juice and giving both Seto and Pandora odd stares.
After breakfast, Seto looked at the time. He should probably get going. He looked up and saw Pandora placing her dishes in the dishwasher. Evelyn had already left the table without him noticing, and so they were alone.
"I need to leave now. Where shall I tell them to pick me up?"
"The address is 219 Riverdale Street." Pandora left the kitchen.
Seto followed her out of the kitchen and down the hallway, grabbing the telephone along the way. She walked into her bedroom and began to remove her shirt, finally turning around. Seto's eyes widened when he realized that she had left to change.
"If you're going to stay in here, can you at least turn around please?" she asked him.
Seto turned around, hoping she hadn't noticed a slight reddening to his cheeks. He dialed a few digits on the telephone while Pandora was changing and he got an answer on the other end of the line. He gave them the address and then hung up. Just as he pressed the off button, he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned to see Pandora, now dressed in her day clothes. He suddenly realized that he hadn't put his clothes back on, and picked them up. He wrinkled his nose realizing that they smelled like alcohol, and he wondered if he'd been drinking as well the night before.
Seeing that he didn't quite like the idea of wearing the clothes that he had accidentally dropped champagne onto, Pandora pulled out a black shirt and a pair of black sweatpants. Seto took them from her, not asking questions as to who they belonged to, and slipped them on.
Fifteen minutes of total silence later, Seto was setting out the front door to wait for his ride. Pandora decided to go outside, a notebook in hand, and sat down on the steps to the porch. Seto stood, knowing that his ride would be there in a few minutes. Sure enough, a long black limo pulled up, and a small boy with long black hair popped out.
"Seto!" the little boy exclaimed.
"Mokuba! What are you doing here? I figured you would be waiting for me at home."
"I was worried about. . ." Mokuba stopped talking, mid-sentence.
Seto couldn't understand why his brother was going into a giggling fit, and looked to the girl standing next to him. Seto looked to her, then back to Mokuba, becoming irritated with the both of them, not knowing why he was laughing. Pandora had an expression on her face of confusion. Suddenly, Seto realized what had caused his little brother to begin laughing.
Seto rolled his eyes at the shirt Pandora had put on. It was a shirt that said "I'm with Stupid" on it in gold letters on top of green. The shirt had an arrow under the words pointing to the left, and Seto just so happened to be standing to her left side. Seto merely pointed in explination to his over-night host, and she began laughing.
"Oh, I didn't even realize I'd put this one on!" she laughed, understanding the joke.
"Thanks for the bed. Bye," was all Seto said before dragging his little brother back to the limo, shoving the younger boy inside, and sliding in himself.
"Gee, how sweet," Pandora rolled her eyes.
She walked back to her room and tossed her notebook onto the bed, picking up Seto's coat that he'd forgotten in her room after putting on the clothes she'd handed him. She reached into both pockets and pulled out a nice, thick wad of cash.
"You're welcome for the room," she said to no one, "and thank you for the digital camera."
"Where's Seto?" Evelyn asked, standing in the doorway.
Pandora jumped and hid the money behind her back, "I didn't realize I gave you his name," Pandora looked to her cousin, "he left. He was just a stupid boy anyway, he didn't even thank me for breakfast."
"They never do," Evelyn shrugged her shoulders, "clothes shopping for school on monday? You'll like it there. They just decided to take out the uniforms, too!"
Pandora was suddenly excited. She loved school! She was finally going to be able to attend a public school, Domino High. She had high expectations for school. She'd always heard it was wonderful there.
END OF CHAPTER TWO
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Everyone loves a drugged up Seto, but we all love him in his boxers even more! More entertanment and torturing of the hot CEO in later chapters! Plus, DUN DUN DUUUUN! Character development!
Seto: Can I go home now?
Peggi: No, not just yet. I'm not through torturing you yet.
Seto: There's more?!
Peggi: Yes. First, you have to shine all of the millennium items. And then, make out with Bakura.
Bakura: WHAT?!
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