Disclaimer: What? You don't already know? I don't own any of it! If I did I would be rich and I wouldn't be so happy about winning a twenty munny bet.
Chapter 3: The Freaky Cloak Person
"Soooooooo, how'd ya guys get in?" Jenny asked Heather and Veena as we all watched the (only) two guys spar. "We got in through the first game."
"We got in through the second. And guess what?" asked Heather who was smiling evilly.
"What?" we all asked together, and then we all shouted together with our hands in the air, "I BEAT KINGDOM HEARTS 2! AGAIN!" Then we laughed insanely at our little inside joke. We have a lot of those. Mostly because we find very many things extremely funny. And usually no one else ever understands them, but that's the purpose of an inside joke, right? Sora looked utterly confused (he was also staying far away from Heather. Smart move.). Kairi was trying vainly to understand out little joke, though it was useless, since I'm not even sure WE fully understand our little joke either. Sad, I know. Riku, on the other hand, just rolled his eyes, and I knew he was thinking something about how much therapy we need, or how the heck did we escape from the asylum. I was wondering about that too. I think I was sugar high that night, so I don't really remember right…I'm KIDDING!
"Thank you! Coming from you and to us, that's a sincere compliment!" Okay, that was way random, even for Jenny.
Everyone looked at her like she was nuts, which is true, but more so than usual.
"WHAT?" Jenny asked, exasperated.
"How'd you know I was thinking that?" asked Riku, his eyes wide.
"Whaddaya mean, 'Thinking it?' You just said it out loud!" She looked at us for conformation. "…Didn't he?"
"None of us heard him." said Heather. Since Heather is part dog (or so I'm told) and has incredible hearing abilities, Jenny is most likely to believe her that we didn't hear anything.
"OMG, I CAN READ MINDS!" She shouted suddenly and loudly, "SWEET!"
Ouch That hurt. Why must she be so loud so often and so suddenly? I could tell most everyone else was thinking along the same lines as me, even without mind reading powers. Jenny was ecstatic at this new development and this probably means she's got extra energy, which means she'll want to do something to burn off that energy, and what better way to do that is to spar with one of the guys, who by the way just finished fighting. Guess who lost? Yep, Sora.
"Aw, man, now the score's 27 to 0!" he said.
"Wow, Sora." said Heather, "You really suck at this." Heh, I don't blame him, though, Riku's a tough opponent.
"Do any of you want to try?" he asked sarcastically. Jenny, as usual, missed the sarcasm (or just ignored it) and screamed "HELL YEAH!"
"I was kidding." He said. "I don't fight girls." When are we? The Dark Ages? And what about Selphie! She's a girl and you fight her! Hypocrite.
All of us either, gasped, snickered, or looked at Jen to see how badly she would take it. She was flushed and fuming. Ha-ha, Sora's in trouble now!
"What…did…you…say?" She spoke in a threatening manner. I could tell she was MAD! "You won't fight a girl? You doubt my fighting skills, just because I'm a different gender? Do you think that guys are better than girls? Because let me tell you, I have seen plenty of guys who have been more girl-like than us, and plenty of girls who could kick your butt. But no, you decide that I'm one of those girls who can't fight to save her life. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?" She snatched one of the wooden swords and held it in a starting position. "YOU. ME. FIGHT. NOW!" Again, very painful to one's eardrums.
Sarah walked over to him, and patted his back. "It was nice knowing ya."
"I bet twenty that she murders him." I said confidently to Riku. She better win, I'm broke.
"No way. Sora's gonna win." said Riku. Jenny glared at him.
"I'll deal with you later." She then turned to Sora, swinging at him with the demented sword. He blocked her but she kept on going. I should see that she was fueling her attacks with her anger. She locked her sword around his, and used her foot to swing his legs out from under him. He crashed to the ground and she placed her sword against his jaw like they do in the movies. "Checkmate. I win." YES! I WON'T BE BROKE ANYMORE!
"Goodie. Now pay up." I said to Riku. He handed over the money, (MUAHAHA! I'M RICH! RICH I TELL YOU! RICH!) and continued to stare at Jenny. "How did you do that?"
"She takes a karate class, she's a black belt, and they taught her advanced weapons training." answered Heather. We others nodded in agreement.
"You're next." She addressed Riku, pointing the piece of sword shaped wood at him. He hesitated. "Come on, I'm on a roll!" She yelled.
"Fine." He said, getting up.
"You're going down." She told him.
"You wish." He said. Then he lunged and she barely got out of the way. She dodged his attacks tried her best to block his strikes, but still ended up beaten on the ground. Oh well, I didn't really expect her to beat him anyways. No offense to her, of course, Riku's just, well, Riku.
"Ow. You hit hard." She informed him as she tried to get up. But of course, their fight had brought them so close to the edge of the little island that when she stood up; she toppled backward over the edge into the water.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She screamed as she fell and hit the water.
Mustn't laugh, mustn't laugh! She'll kill me if I laugh!
"You okay?" asked Riku, who looked worried for some reason. Oooo! Riku and Jenny sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
"NO I'M NOT OKAY! I JUST FELL OFF THE STUPID ISLAND THING INTO THE WATER! AND YA KNOW WHAT? THE WATER IS REALLY, REALLY COLD! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THE WATER TO BE SO COLD ON A FREAKIN TROPICAL ISLAND?" I settled for snickering inside my head, and most of the others were doing that too. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!" She shouted as she clambered up the ladder. Shoot, I forgot, she has mind reading powers now. Drat. "Anyone gonna help me up?" She questioned, sticking up her hand. Riku grabbed it, but didn't see the little glint in her eyes, meaning she was plotting. Instead of using him to pull her up, she yanked back on his arm, sending downwards into the water.
"HEY!"
"SERVES YOU RIGHT!"
This time none of us could contain our snickers. Jen turned and looked at Sarah, but when she did her jaw dropped. This can't be good. I glanced over at Sarah, but I didn't see anything unusual.
"What???" Sarah demanded.
"Freaky…Cloak…Person…right…there." She said, pointing behind Sarah. Everyone looked behind Sarah, but I'm guessing the only one who saw anything was Jenny, judging by everyone else's blank/confused faces.
"I don't see anyone." said Riku slowly. Jenny jumped, probably wondering how he got out of the water that fast. I'm wondering the same thing, but maybe it's just a Riku thing.
"Whaddaya mean? He's right there!" Jen cocked her head. "And he's trying to tell Sora something."
"What?"
"Something along the lines of: "Point the Keyblade at us and see what happens."
"Why?" Sora, someday you will learn when is the right time to ask questions, and when to just shut up and listen, 'cause obviously you haven't yet.
"I dunno, just do it!"
"Uh, okay." He pointed the Keyblade at me. I was nervous; not knowing what was gonna happen. Why oh why did he have to pick me to be first! A little laser-ish light thing came out and hit me and then my vision was blocked out from a white glow surrounding me. When I could see again, I looked down at myself to see if anything had changed. After looking at myself, I felt like hurting someone. Badly. Particularly a certain brown-haired keyblade master. I was now wearing a mini tank top and a long flowy skirt. Oh how I hate skirts. And my hair was now in a braid down my back. I hate braids! I do not look good in them at all. Incase you hadn't noticed, I'm a bit of a tomboy. Really we all were, but still.
"WHY THE HELL
DID YOU PUT ME IN A SKIRT?" I yelled at Sora.
"I didn't do
it!" Yeah, you did!
"ME NEXT, ME NEXT!" shouted Sarah, running in front of Sora, and effectively cutting me off from reaching him. Dang it!
"'Kay."
When Sarah was done glowing she ran over to the water to see herself. Let's just say…she freaked.
"WHAT THE CRAP DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR?" she shrieked, running her hands through it. Wow, her long frizzy brown hair was now pitch black. She didn't look bad in it, but it was weird seeing her with a different hair color. At least my hair was still brown. Though it did match her outfit which consisted of a white belly shirt and a black mini skirt with those weird striped stockings that she hates. Oh well, hopefully she'll get over it. I hope I'll get over it. And Sora better hope to high heaven that we'll get over it 'cause he definitely did not want to feel our wrath.
Veena went next, and she had on a white short dress and really high silver boots. Then Heather, who got a safari type dress with killer hiking boots. Then Jenny was up. She looked like Ember from Danny Phantom with the belly shirt, the tight capries, the killer boots, and only one glove for some odd reason. I believe no one will ever understand that. She turned back to where I'm guessing the 'Freaky Cloak Person' or 'FCP' was standing.
"Okay, the FCP wants me to tell you guys that we all got super special powers when Sora zapped us. Heather got a cool bow and arrows that are magic, and a special power called Call that lets you summon animals."
"SWEET!" yelled Heather as she examined the bow. It was shiny. Oooo shiny…I like shiny.
"Veena got a pair of fan-ish things, power over air and weather, and a special attack called Weather Rage."
"What does it do?" asked Veena.
"I dunno but don't use it here." She cautioned. "Sarah got a…wait, what did she get?" She asked the FCP again. A short pause. She continued, "Okay, if you say so. Sarah got a microphone that is a magic amplifier and a whip. She also got a special power called Note Magic that makes it so that whenever you sing a solfedge syllable, a different magic comes out. But don't try it here because they are extra strong when you do it."
"Ooooookkayyyyyyyyyyy." She said.
"Jill got water-ish powers that includes Rising Flood and a pair of super special magic gloves." SWEET! And I guess that explains why my clothes were all blue-themed. And here I was thinking it was because blue is my favorite color. Hey wait! How come I don't get a cool weapon thingy! Aw man! Jen continued, "and I got…psychic powers? What's up with that?"
"Well, what super special power do you have?" asked Sarah, who was examining her microphone thingy.
"Open Mind? What the hell does that do?" She asked the FCP. Pause. "OH HELL YEAH! WHOO! I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!" Oh no. If Jen is that happy about it, we are not gonna like it.
"Why? What does it do?" I asked, fearing the answer.
"Let's just say, it's like the Imperius curse." She said with an evil smile. I paled, and I noticed everyone else did too, the real worlders cause we knew what she meant, and the video game characters cause they realized from the short time we've known each other that whenever Jen gets that smile on, it just can't be good.
